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CONFIRMED : DONALD TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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CONFIRMED : DONALD TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donald
surname, from 13c. Scot. Dofnald, Dufenald, probably from Gael.
Domhnall, O.Ir. Domnall (pronounced "Dovnall"), from Proto-Celtic
*Dubno-valos "world-mighty, ruler of the world,"
from *walos "ruler" PIE *dheub- (see deep).

trump (v.)
"fabricate, devise," 1690s, from trump "deceive, cheat" (1510s),
from M.E. trumpen (late 14c.), from O.Fr. tromper "deceive,"
of uncertain origin, perhaps from a verb meaning "to blow a trumpet."
Related: Trumped; trumping. Trumped up "false, concocted"
first recorded 1728.

I Cor. 15:52
In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, AT THE LAST TRUMP:
for the trumpet shall sound and the dead shall be raised incorruptible,
and we shall be changed.

I'm voting for THE DONALD.

(not because he's the antichrist, but because I like his combover)
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Re: CONFIRMED : DONALD TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I kind of expected the Antichrist to have better hair.
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I kind of expected the Antichrist to have better hair.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1118750


rofl
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lmao I do like his campaign slogan...."Vote for me, cause I'm rich....just like you wanna be"......dance
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I kind of expected the Antichrist to have better hair.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1118750


Yea and maybe be half ass attractive.
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Re: CONFIRMED : DONALD TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He does seem to be more of what we're looking for than Obama...Trump is more like I pictured the Antichrist to look and sound like.
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Hmmmm...maybe the combover covers the 666?
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery - Bob Marley
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I kind of expected the Antichrist to have better hair.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1118750

Hair? It looks more like a coverup operation.

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Re: CONFIRMED : DONALD TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Confirmed??? Does it say that on his birth certificate???
WIGGING OUT
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His head has to be accessible. He has connectors on it so he can download his data to the internet. How else do you think we come up with all these things on the fucking internet.
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I like Donald Trump - he seems to have good humour.
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He should become an eyebrow donor for poor little Timmy.

: )
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I kind of expected the Antichrist to have better hair.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1118750


Yeah, I was going to ask if the head wound he recovers from was his hair style...
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Liberal scum like woopy goldburg, and pseudo conservatives
like o'riley love THE DONALD.

What better guy to host lucifer incarnate?
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Confirmed??? Does it say that on his birth certificate???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1326876

We haven't seen Trump's "long form" yet! We demand from him to show it off!

... that and his:

• Record of baptism
• Parent’s marriage Certificate
• Kindergarten records
• University transcripts
• University thesis paper
• Scholarly articles
• Medical records
• Bankruptcy court records
• Locations and names of all half-siblings
• Locations and names of all ex-wives
• Selective Service registration records
• Schedules for trips outside of the United States
• Passport records for all passports
• SAT and LSAT test scores
• Access to his grandmother in Germany

/birfers' rant off
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Re: CONFIRMED : DONALD TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The typical leftist smear job won't work against Trump. He's already a well known persona. So your smear redounds back onto you 'cuz you're calling all the people who like him dumb asses.

You got poopie on your shirt. hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Re: CONFIRMED : DONALD TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A psychic friend f mine told me that in the late 80's.

The few predictions she made concerning myself were accurate.


I was in Prince George BC when I head this.
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Confirmed: The OP is severely retarded.
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Go TRUMPSTER!
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It's amazing what passes for "proof" and "confirmation" on this website.
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Re: CONFIRMED : DONALD TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got this story from reliable inside sources (my uncle works as a janitor at the appartment building of Mr. Trump's cleaning lady's sister-in-law). I read a couple of sources and it all checks out:

On 22 September 1979, an event occurred near the junction of the South Atlantic and the Indian Ocean. At first it was thought it was low-yield nuclear test. In fact, it was impact of an extraterrestrial object. The event became known as the Vela Incident (German die Welle = The Curl). [link to en.wikipedia.org]

At the time, Donald Trump was sailing around that area on his yacht and as it happens, the ET object landed on his head. At first it was glowing blue but it soon adapted to hair surrounding it and got orange-blondish hue. [link to en.wikipedia.org]

It soon started to take over Mr. Trump's body and mind. It caused his first financial breakdown and ruined two of his marriages. [link to en.wikipedia.org]
ET life form wants to take over the Earth, therefore it's making Mr. Trump to run in the presidential elections in 2012. [link to en.wikipedia.org]

It's following simple logic: If it takes over U.S.A. all the other countries will follow its demands no questions asked. It wants to wipe human race off the face of the Earth, so its race will colonize our planet and use its sources, which they can't produce on their own. They are especially interested in cationic polymers (ingredients of hair gels) which are their staple food. [link to en.wikipedia.org]

And so it begins...

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Donald Trump'd Dad's name was Fred Christ Trump.
His Grandmother's name was Elisabeth Christ.
It' true. Google it.
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Re: CONFIRMED : DONALD TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The man survived Ivanka with his sanity intact. That says a lot about him.
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Re: CONFIRMED : DONALD TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No way. Too many people think he is an idiot. Plus, the Antichrist is supposed to be attractive.
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God, I am so glad you guys finally figured it out.
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The three antichrists were Napoleon Bonaparte, Kaiser Wilhelm and Adolf Hitler.

Donald Trump, LOL!!
jesus
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God, I'm so glad you guis finally figured it out. Jesus. (:
jesus
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God, Im so glad you guys finally figured it out. Jesus. (:
jesus
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OK so I cant spell. so what do you want from my life. I already died for you, didn't I? Anyhoo, we dont have spell check in heaven. and yes, The Donald IS my EVIL TWIN, we were separated at birth because our hairstyles clashed.
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Re: CONFIRMED : DONALD TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is your obsession with the antichrist? You wouldn't know who it was if he/she walked up and shook your hand. Focus on something positive and change the world that way. All this focus on negativity is why we are where we are today.
"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change"
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Kaiser Wilhelm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1199925


Which one are you referring to?

Wilhelm I or Wilhelm II?

There was two of them. A father a son.