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What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision

 
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What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
Are they bagged and sold? Do they fry them and add a dipping sauce? What happens to them?
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04/07/2011 07:37 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
it is the secret ingredient in potted meat..LOL
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04/07/2011 07:38 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
Why are you looking to start a collection? Wear them as rings maybe?
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04/07/2011 07:38 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
They fry and eat them

you are correct


The little woman of the house mixes a kind of kosher paste; dips them in it and frys them for a few minutes and the big man of the house gets first dibs on them
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04/07/2011 07:39 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
FAN BELTS FOR LEPRECHAUNS.......
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04/07/2011 07:41 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
Jewish people make wallets with them
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04/07/2011 07:42 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
Jewish people make wallets with them
 Quoting: CalmShock


and when you rub them, they turn into suitcases.
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04/07/2011 07:43 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
the chinese make , luoy vitton handbags out of them
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04/07/2011 07:45 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
Jewish people make wallets with them
 Quoting: CalmShock


And lampshades
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
the chinese make , luoy vitton handbags out of them
 Quoting: godsaveme


Out of all of these, this sounds the most plausible. I'm not kidding (and I love Chinatown)
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04/07/2011 07:46 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
Goes in the kosher chowda
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04/07/2011 07:49 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
the priest keep them in jars with labels containing information on the circurmsee, as well as the parents, home address etc and dna information is extracted and filed into an intel database
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04/07/2011 08:01 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
They are collected and turned into Hula hoops for selling, you don't think jews would miss a business opportunity do you?
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04/07/2011 08:02 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
Its called a shmuck.
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
They are collected and turned into Hula hoops for selling, you don't think jews would miss a business opportunity do you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1331799


Good point. Can't forget that some folks can smell money buried miles away, and this is a lucrative market! They'll always be a steady supply of people handing over their cock-skin
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04/07/2011 08:08 AM
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It's a special ingredient in DONER KEBAP in Germany.
That's a double payback: The jews get their revenge on the Arabs who sell the Kebap and on the Germans who eat them...eeew...
Gone bezerkin...
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04/07/2011 08:08 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
babys foreskin is worth about 4000 dollars, being the purest skin that one can find. what defines its purity and why someone would want it is beyond me.
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04/07/2011 08:09 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
Used in skin grafts actually.
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
They are used on frozen Pizzas as pepperoni.
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04/07/2011 08:11 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
They go into the Moil's tip jar.
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04/07/2011 08:16 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
Used in skin grafts actually.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316542



Yep, a few years ago I needed to have a minor skin graft and they told me it was grown from foreskin of a human baby. True story.
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04/07/2011 08:18 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
Make pork rinds.
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
Are they bagged and sold? Do they fry them and add a dipping sauce? What happens to them?
 Quoting: pizzaface

they'd have to made into ornaments for the forehead or right hand.
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
The Vatican keeps 'em.

No joke, but I did hear that because Jesus ascended in his earthly body, certain religious types claim that his foreskin, hair and skin follicles were left behind.
Supposedly, the Vatican claims to have 'em.

What if he does come back just to get 'em and not save us ?

That's a real cosmic joke...
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04/07/2011 08:20 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
Make pork rinds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1331356


mmmmmmmmmm. Add some lime and chili and you got a snack
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04/07/2011 08:23 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
go too the golden won ton and order # 26 and get some sauce enjoy.
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04/07/2011 08:24 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
First hand knowledge. RN worked in a family birth unit doing L&D and mother-baby.

The hospital I worked for threw foreskin in the red bag for hazardous waste disposal along with the other medical waste.

After delivery, placentas and cords are put in big plastic tubs, labeled and held in refrigerators in the basement for pick up twice a month.

We draw a cord blood sample from the umbilical cord attached to the placenta after delivery and send it to the lab for blood type and such. If the family wants a cord blood sample sent off for stem cell storage they have to arrange for that in advance and it is taken by courier within hours.

The placenta is only sent to pathology for analysis if a doctor orders it due to any abnormalities/infection, otherwise it goes to the basement refrigerator as I said above.

You realize there is still plenty of blood in the cord/placenta left when it goes to storage. You know some company is picking those placentas up. I have no knowledge who gets them.
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04/07/2011 08:25 AM
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they invented google to find out shit like that.
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04/07/2011 08:26 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
FAN BELTS FOR LEPRECHAUNS.......
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5atrust an aussie to come up with the wittiest reply
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04/07/2011 08:27 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
First hand knowledge. RN worked in a family birth unit doing L&D and mother-baby.

The hospital I worked for threw foreskin in the red bag for hazardous waste disposal along with the other medical waste.

After delivery, placentas and cords are put in big plastic tubs, labeled and held in refrigerators in the basement for pick up twice a month.

We draw a cord blood sample from the umbilical cord attached to the placenta after delivery and send it to the lab for blood type and such. If the family wants a cord blood sample sent off for stem cell storage they have to arrange for that in advance and it is taken by courier within hours.

The placenta is only sent to pathology for analysis if a doctor orders it due to any abnormalities/infection, otherwise it goes to the basement refrigerator as I said above.

You realize there is still plenty of blood in the cord/placenta left when it goes to storage. You know some company is picking those placentas up. I have no knowledge who gets them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1090353


Is fermented placenta more of a delicacy or do people prefer them fresh?
Jus' movin' on up in the world inch by inch...
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04/07/2011 08:27 AM
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
They fry and eat them

you are correct


The little woman of the house mixes a kind of kosher paste; dips them in it and frys them for a few minutes and the big man of the house gets first dibs on them
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1330011


Like calamari rings....





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