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What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision

 
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the chinese make , luoy vitton handbags out of them
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It's Louis Vuitton, learn how to spell properly 1doh1
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They make my wrinkles disappear. :)
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leftover foreskins... its kosher
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That foreskin is called a "putz". Don't be a putz.
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indoorx Well you evil minded mockers on this thread have cursed yourselves. So I will pray that the Lord will be especially quick to bring all manner of curses into your daily lives, until such time as you repent.

Gen 12:1 ¶ Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee:

Gen 12:2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:

Gen 12:3 And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed.

 Quoting: Judethz


Hey Judethz... I love the pic you posted. Made my day!!! Cleavage fo' life yo!
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Re: What happens to leftover foreskins from Circumcision
Are they bagged and sold? Do they fry them and add a dipping sauce? What happens to them?
 Quoting: pizzaface


Ever seen a true circumcision done by rabbi-strictly done? They have to suck the blood coming out to stop it...pedophilia? Noone ever sees where the skin goes, so I agree with the guy that says wallets.
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the use them to make the toys in a mcdonalds happy meal
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Are they bagged and sold? Do they fry them and add a dipping sauce? What happens to them?
 Quoting: pizzaface


Ever seen a true circumcision done by rabbi-strictly done? They have to suck the blood coming out to stop it...pedophilia? Noone ever sees where the skin goes, so I agree with the guy that says wallets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323627


Are you saying the Rabbi actually puts his mouth on the kids d!ck and chews the skin off. WTF.... WTF....
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Are they bagged and sold? Do they fry them and add a dipping sauce? What happens to them?
 Quoting: pizzaface


Ever seen a true circumcision done by rabbi-strictly done? They have to suck the blood coming out to stop it...pedophilia? Noone ever sees where the skin goes, so I agree with the guy that says wallets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1323627


Are you saying the Rabbi actually puts his mouth on the kids d!ck and chews the skin off. WTF.... WTF....
 Quoting: pizzaface


I just read that and seriously I can't fucking believe that...if that is the case Rabbis are more ghoulish than i thought.
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Isa 1:18 ¶ Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.

Isa 1:19 If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land:

Isa 1:20 But if ye refuse and rebel, ye shall be devoured with the sword: for the mouth of the LORD hath spoken [it].

 Quoting: pizzaface


wtf WTF does that have to do with foreskins?


chungsamuria Perhaps you might find out while you are still blessed with a little time.
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Isa 1:18 ¶ Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.

Isa 1:19 If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land:

Isa 1:20 But if ye refuse and rebel, ye shall be devoured with the sword: for the mouth of the LORD hath spoken [it].

 Quoting: pizzaface


wtf WTF does that have to do with foreskins?
 Quoting: Judethz


chungsamuria Perhaps you might find out while you are still blessed with a little time.


Okay, I'm only forgiving you incoherency because you posted a pic of a hot lady.

:D
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Are they bagged and sold? Do they fry them and add a dipping sauce? What happens to them?
 Quoting: pizzaface


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Okay, I'm only forgiving you incoherency because you posted a pic of a hot lady.
 Quoting: pizzaface


Well not to worry, I' sure it will all become growlbearivant

horribly clear to you when you are cast into hell, if you die in your sins. Mat 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.

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Okay, I'm only forgiving you incoherency because you posted a pic of a hot lady.
 Quoting: pizzaface


Well not to worry, I' sure it will all become growlbearivant

horribly clear to you when you are cast into hell, if you die in your sins. Mat 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
 Quoting: Judethz


You're still speaking in tongues. I don't understand cult talk so your lips fall on deaf ears.

Cast in to hell? If this isn't hell listening to you bitch about an old book and my morality then I don't know what is?

And that picture from above, is that your mom after a treadmill? ;)
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these pictures dont make sense. maybe its codes.
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How do you think places like Subway keep their prices so low?
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You're still speaking in tongues. I don't understand cult talk so your lips fall on deaf ears.

 Quoting: pizzaface


superhott Oh thats alright, I kinda figured that out several pages ago actually. But there are (to date) about 900 people who have viewed this thread and made no comment and I'm also speaking to them.

I'm telling them what I'm also telling you and if even just a few of them understand that mocking the Jews carries an awful price then I will consider my time spent on this thread well spent.

As for you, who knows? Perhaps when the Lord pours curses upon you, you will remember what I said while you are still blessed with a little time.

Gen 12:1 ¶ Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee:

Gen 12:2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:

Gen 12:3 And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed.
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You're still speaking in tongues. I don't understand cult talk so your lips fall on deaf ears.

 Quoting: pizzaface


superhott Oh thats alright, I kinda figured that out several pages ago actually. But there are (to date) about 900 people who have viewed this thread and made no comment and I'm also speaking to them.

I'm telling them what I'm also telling you and if even just a few of them understand that mocking the Jews carries an awful price then I will consider my time spent on this thread well spent.

As for you, who knows? Perhaps when the Lord pours curses upon you, you will remember what I said while you are still blessed with a little time.

Gen 12:1 ¶ Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee:

Gen 12:2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:

Gen 12:3 And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed.

 Quoting: Judethz


Mocking the Jews? Who cares about the bloody Jews? All I care to know is where the foreskins went.

At this point I think that they are either used for Louie Vuitton bags or that Jews use them as bubble gum.

Mocking the Jews.... man that is one beat the fuck up horse
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Mocking the Jews.... man that is one beat the fuck up horse
 Quoting: pizzaface


Yes it is, and me thinks that you may well be trampled underfoot by it. devilhorse
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Are they bagged and sold? Do they fry them and add a dipping sauce? What happens to them?
 Quoting: pizzaface

As long as it "kosher" its eatable.

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Are they bagged and sold? Do they fry them and add a dipping sauce? What happens to them?
 Quoting: pizzaface


They are given to the ruling king of Israel to prove a great battle was won.
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Are they bagged and sold? Do they fry them and add a dipping sauce? What happens to them?
 Quoting: pizzaface


They are given to the ruling king of Israel to prove a great battle was won.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1226659


I was hoping to hear that they used Palestinian children skulls and fill it with Matza soup and foreskins. The dipping sauce could be used as appetizer.


Another great use for foreskins could be to sew them together to make kids shoes!
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these pictures dont make sense. maybe its codes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1316542


4horseman How about this one. If not you can die pig ignorant.
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these pictures dont make sense. maybe its codes.
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4horseman How about this one. If not you can die pig ignorant.
 Quoting: Judethz


Woman, god is going to laugh in your face and personally deliver you to hell. He doesn't need religion police running around online cursing people to hell for having a laugh as to what gets done with foreskins... When you meet your maker, is that what you're going to tell him? That you told off some people about making jokes about jewish wallets? LOL, I'm pretty sure god has a sense of humor and would probably let us slide for it... telling people to go die doesn't sound like something god would want you doing. Now go get your pamphlets and start knocking on doors, you can wish death upon whoever/curse them to hell in person.

As for the pictures you put up, wouldn't they seem to invoke temptation in others? (I'm not that religious, so I looked it up)
Matthew 6:13- And lead us not to temptation, but deliver us from the evil one...
You obviously work for the evil one trying to lead us to temptation
DIE AND GO TO HELL!!!
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I was SURE this was the joke about the IRS man who was trying to find some way the hopital DIDN'T account for ANy left over items. When several were easily explained, he said "Ah' what do you do with the foreskins you remove ?"

We save them up and send them to the dicks in the IRS, once a year.
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They are also used in skincare products, such as anti-aging eye creams.
 Quoting: Salt Licker


OMG. The thought of my grandma rubbing cream on her face makes me cringe.... ewww
 Quoting: pizzaface


... but she has great foresight.
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My dad used mine as a fanbelt for his old ford pickup. Perfect fit he reckoned.
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I know in 3rd world countries they sell 1kg bags of womens clitorises. Black and white ones mixed together.

Apparently these 1kg bags are called clitoris allsorts !
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Friend of mine was born without any eyelids and the doc used his forskin to give him a set. It worked but he has been cockeyed his whole life.





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