David Beckham has never struck me as particularly intelligent or talented.

I don't follow soccer but I guess, apparently, he can hit the ball with his head well enough to win games.

One of the myths about Satan is that you can sell you soul to him and he will give you what you want without you having to work for it or have any talent. Other tales say that Satan wants only the best and the brightest.

Either way, this t-shirt is glaringly in-your-face and couldn't be any less subtle.