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04/18/2011 12:31 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Want Some Laughs? Read this: British submarines 'can't go underwater' [ link to www.thedailymash.co.uk] BRITAIN's multi-billion pound Trident submarines do not work underwater, secret files have revealed. The best floating submarines in the worldA Ministry of Defence blunder allowed pages of classified documents to be published online, revealing the Vanguard class killing machines just float along on the surface like a totally normal boat. An internal MoD document from 2002 revealed: "Submarines working well. Been to India, Argentina and Australia looking for an enemy to make them even remotely justifiable. "No luck as yet. Trying Japan next. You never know. "The only slight problem we have discovered so far is that if they go underwater they explode. "HMS Vigilant went 'kaboom' last week. Killed a humpback whale. Keep that one under your hat or we'll be crawling with filthy Greenpeace hippies." more laughs at link (Oh and its satire ok) I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the
darkness for it shows me the stars. (Og Mandino)
"Credo Quia Absurdum" (I believe it because it's absurd)
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Anonymous Coward
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04/18/2011 12:33 PM
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04/18/2011 12:36 PM
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04/18/2011 12:37 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Want Some Laughs? Read this: British submarines 'can't go underwater' Well.. It is a good way to fool your enemy! |
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Starknight
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04/18/2011 12:40 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Want Some Laughs? Read this: British submarines 'can't go underwater' Subs under Shariah Law in the New Arab isles? I kinda liked them better when they were called British Isles.... 1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.
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Anonymous Coward
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04/18/2011 12:41 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Want Some Laughs? Read this: British submarines 'can't go underwater' They CAN go underwater.
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04/18/2011 02:14 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Want Some Laughs? Read this: British submarines 'can't go underwater' If this is a bash-a-Brit thread, please remember to insult the queen & laugh at our poor dentistry. That way you'll have all the 1970s stereotypes covered.
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Anonymous Coward
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04/18/2011 02:18 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Want Some Laughs? Read this: British submarines 'can't go underwater' If this is a bash-a-Brit thread, please remember to insult the queen & laugh at our poor dentistry. That way you'll have all the 1970s stereotypes covered.
kthx.
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04/18/2011 02:22 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Want Some Laughs? Read this: British submarines 'can't go underwater' If this is a bash-a-Brit thread, please remember to insult the queen & laugh at our poor dentistry. That way you'll have all the 1970s stereotypes covered.
kthx.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1345571If the shoe fits.... at least we wear them only kidding fella, i like you really!  |
Sir France's Beercan
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04/18/2011 02:30 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Want Some Laughs? Read this: British submarines 'can't go underwater'
Question. I thought the planet is currently being overrun by a terra-forming intelligent organism (Augie-according to other threads). So the world's finest underwater fleet, which, presumably is the best vehicle for engaging such a threat, has now been declared largely useless. This is funny how? Or does it indicate a whiff of extreme bullshit circulating on other, more well established threads? Last Edited by Sir France's Beercan on 04/18/2011 02:31 PM |
The Guy
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04/18/2011 02:31 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Want Some Laughs? Read this: British submarines 'can't go underwater' Looks to me like they can submerge just fine. Once. It's good to be open-minded, just don't let your brain fall out. |
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04/18/2011 02:35 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Want Some Laughs? Read this: British submarines 'can't go underwater' I remember in the late nineties when the elder channels started repeating, "No war will ever be won again".... |
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04/18/2011 02:50 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Want Some Laughs? Read this: British submarines 'can't go underwater'
I remember in the late nineties when the elder channels started repeating, "No war will ever be won again"....
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nexuseditor
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04/20/2011 05:47 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Want Some Laughs? Read this: British submarines 'can't go underwater' I heard they have flyscreen on their windows ... to keep the fish out ... |
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04/20/2011 05:55 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Want Some Laughs? Read this: British submarines 'can't go underwater' just use dead germans as ballast and it will work |
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