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Armageddon Thru To You User ID: 1182485 United States 04/19/2011 08:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck the rapture, fuck heaven and fuck God! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 941691I wanna go to hell, where George Carlin is! Yeehaa! Carlin is not in hell... Count on that.. He knew God well... And he always confronted oppression. If you don't think Carlin is in Hell, you are more than a lost patriot, you're a lost soul who will be joining him. Wake Up! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1266980 United States 04/19/2011 08:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone MUST listen to ICE and HAROLD..Gods CHOSEN VESSELS....cause if you DONT and keep mocking God and doubting Ice and Camping... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348134You will fall away from the truth and be left behind and then cast into HELL and you will be writhing and screaming in the special HELL God created for all those who fall away and MOCK. Just imagine how you will feel after three million years roasting and screaming in flames filled with agony and regret because you fell away from the truth. God will have ZERO mercy on the evil ones who forsake the church and Gods special prophet who has NEVER been wrong..Harold Camping. God in his GREAT WRATH will have them burnt alive in the most satanic horror show ever to be devised by anyone. The torture will be far far worse than any human dictator ever came up with. You will see your skin peeling off in hell every second of every day..screaming forever and ever in agony..never able to die. So dont forsake the church or mock Ice and Harold..Gods chosen vessels..his beloved messengers...or you WILL BURN in hell in unremitting TORTURE forever and ever..and be left behind to suffer the cruellest fate God in His compassion could come up with..that fate of HELL. Be at peace..KNOW the Love and Mercy of God....TRUST in what Ice and Harold say or BURN IN HELL FOREVER!! He calls to you NOT to forsake him and force Him into having you tortured horrifically forever and ever....he does not WANT to torture you but he WILL if you keep MOCKING and DOUBTING! Return to His embrace of LOVE. Think for yourself idiot. Come back on the 22nd of May so we can laugh at you. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 941691 Germany 04/19/2011 08:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck the rapture, fuck heaven and fuck God! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 941691I wanna go to hell, where George Carlin is! Yeehaa! Carlin is not in hell... Count on that.. He knew God well... And he always confronted oppression. If you don't think Carlin is in Hell, you are more than a lost patriot, you're a lost soul who will be joining him. Wake Up! No such thing as heaven or hell. It's made up bullshit by iron age men. And I don't have to prove, that they are non-existent. The burden of proof is on the people, who are claiming them to exist. |
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Godsontoo User ID: 1258525 United States 04/19/2011 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP when you are still here on May 21,2011 you will see there is no rapture . Take a KJV Bible and read Ezekiel 13:18-21 the subject of the chapter is about false teachings and teachers . God is against those who teach His children to fly to save their souls, covering His outstretched saving hands with pillows. All of Christ's teachings warn of being taken first , read the parable pf the Tares and the Wheat. Jesus comes on the seventh trump and Satan comes on the sixth, it is simple forget the teachings of man and just read the word of God . A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †. |
Wingedlion User ID: 1341702 United States 04/19/2011 09:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A theory based upon a false premises will produce the fruit of discouragement. The "Rapture" or better yet the pre-tribulation Rapture doctrine is a false doctrine, and to give a date based upon a false doctrine, will only allow the unregenerate to mock Christians as a whole. How would you like to stand before God and have to give an account of why you allowed the heathen to mock Jesus when you were upholding a lie? I would not want to be in your shoes. I can guarantee with 100% that the second coming of Jesus Christ will not come in May of 2011. And scripturally, the harvest of the tares happens first..."one shall be taken and the other one left", is the harvest of the tares not the "rapture". "Glory is what happens when faith overcomes adversity." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1309084 United States 04/19/2011 01:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone noticing how much angrier they are getting - the closer we get to their fate being sealed ?! Hey God, read these posts again since you know specifically "who" wrote each and every one of them ! Which ones called you filthy names and called you "puny" and proclaimed that they are "looking forward" to going to the torture chambers ! BE AFRAID, you idiots, BE VERY AFRAID !!!!!! You should have been careful what you wished for ! TOOOO late! I think that I am going to have you push the gigantic boulder up the cliff that is inside the furnace, each and every day without rest or water. When you get to the top of the mountain, you can watch it roll all the way down to the bottom - where you will start again. Eternity. |
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Captain T/F.O. Isobel User ID: 1187046 United States 04/19/2011 01:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone MUST listen to ICE and HAROLD..Gods CHOSEN VESSELS.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348134LOL are you serious? The former is just full of himself... "And as I fell apart, nobody paid much attention" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1349132 Australia 04/19/2011 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The prideful, rebellious Satan worshipers are SURE angry ! They know that Hell is non stop immense suffering in very real torture chambers !! They, also, know that God is very real, VERY angry, and is going to F* them up relentlessly ! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1309084Everyone noticing how much angrier they are getting - the closer we get to their fate being sealed ?! Hey God, read these posts again since you know specifically "who" wrote each and every one of them ! Which ones called you filthy names and called you "puny" and proclaimed that they are "looking forward" to going to the torture chambers ! BE AFRAID, you idiots, BE VERY AFRAID !!!!!! You should have been careful what you wished for ! TOOOO late! I think that I am going to have you push the gigantic boulder up the cliff that is inside the furnace, each and every day without rest or water. When you get to the top of the mountain, you can watch it roll all the way down to the bottom - where you will start again. Eternity. Such a LOVING and WONDEFUL and MERCIFUL God is the LORD to devise such a HORRENDOUS TORTURE to satanically and ENDLESSLY TORMENT all who would not BOW TO THE FUCKING BIGGEST AND CRUELLEST SADIST OF THEM ALL! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1309084 United States 04/20/2011 12:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are VERY wrong. God HAS devised horrific plans for the nonbelievers. It is okay for those that God has cast a delusion on to mock God. That was God's plan. Hello ???? Without the rebellious prideful ignorant beings there would be no refining for God's chosen. A huge contrast being good and evil. In fact, most who say they don't believe in God or His wrath - are LYING, are hateful and scared to death ! Keep it coming, Satan worshipers ! You are mighty important to God's plan to redeem and glorify God's Kingdom. I know this for a fact. No guessing. Thank you God haters. Without you, God's chosen would not receive such immense Glory. I personally thank you from the bottom of my heart. Mock on ! Delusionals ;) Regardless of the DATE that seems to be up for discussion. . . YOU know you are going to suffer HUGE persecution from your creator. Do you know who I am ? think about it. |
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Da Purple Chicken User ID: 1277766 United States 04/20/2011 12:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can't wait till May 22! :catpopz: “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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Da Purple Chicken User ID: 1277766 United States 04/20/2011 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I have a brain and realize the OP is being sarcastic. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052634Sadly it seems I am one of the few. It's called "roll playing" - see disclaimer below “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1350194 Australia 04/20/2011 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I have a brain and realize the OP is being sarcastic. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052634Sadly it seems I am one of the few. It's called "roll playing" - see disclaimer below No you dimwit. Its called "ROLE playing" See dictionary or pay more attention to your english teacher. |
Da Purple Chicken User ID: 1348759 United States 04/20/2011 05:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I have a brain and realize the OP is being sarcastic. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052634Sadly it seems I am one of the few. It's called "roll playing" - see disclaimer below No you dimwit. Its called "ROLE playing" See dictionary or pay more attention to your english teacher. Dur! It's called posting from an iPhone that always likes to change the words you type. Spelling Nazis are the biggest dimwits - so absorbed in petty details that they always miss the point. Last Edited by Rev Woo-Woo on 04/20/2011 05:28 PM “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1350194 Australia 04/20/2011 05:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I have a brain and realize the OP is being sarcastic. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052634Sadly it seems I am one of the few. It's called "roll playing" - see disclaimer below No you dimwit. Its called "ROLE playing" See dictionary or pay more attention to your english teacher. Dur! It's called posting from an iPhone that always likes to change the words you type. Spelling Nazis are the biggest dimwits - so absorbed in petty details that they always miss the point. I didnt miss the point dude. I was just shit stirring ya for a laugh. I was playing the "ROLE" of a spelling nazi. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1294496 Canada 04/20/2011 05:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone MUST listen to ICE and HAROLD..Gods CHOSEN VESSELS....cause if you DONT and keep mocking God and doubting Ice and Camping... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348134You will fall away from the truth and be left behind and then cast into HELL and you will be writhing and screaming in the special HELL God created for all those who fall away and MOCK. Just imagine how you will feel after three million years roasting and screaming in flames filled with agony and regret because you fell away from the truth. God will have ZERO mercy on the evil ones who forsake the church and Gods special prophet who has NEVER been wrong..Harold Camping. God in his GREAT WRATH will have them burnt alive in the most satanic horror show ever to be devised by anyone. The torture will be far far worse than any human dictator ever came up with. You will see your skin peeling off in hell every second of every day..screaming forever and ever in agony..never able to die. So dont forsake the church or mock Ice and Harold..Gods chosen vessels..his beloved messengers...or you WILL BURN in hell in unremitting TORTURE forever and ever..and be left behind to suffer the cruellest fate God in His compassion could come up with..that fate of HELL. Be at peace..KNOW the Love and Mercy of God....TRUST in what Ice and Harold say or BURN IN HELL FOREVER!! He calls to you NOT to forsake him and force Him into having you tortured horrifically forever and ever....he does not WANT to torture you but he WILL if you keep MOCKING and DOUBTING! Return to His embrace of LOVE. I understand how sincere you must be.....and I believe that you have great faith....but in man. But put your faith in the one who can save you, Jesus. Put your faith in your Creator. Put your faith in the Scriptures. One day every knee will bow, not to Ice and Harold, but to GOD ALMIGHTY. That is who you should be speaking for. Beware of following men. What you say will happen to others could happen to you as well. Be careful that you are not deceived. Study Scripture carefully before you put so much faith in others. and.....Pray, pray and pray. |