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Scientific reason why masturbation is actually really bad for men. Made me think twice.

 
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Scientific reason why masturbation is actually really bad for men. Made me think twice.
Ever notice how two fairly unhealthy, kind of sick, tired, obese people can have this young, pure, healthy baby?

Why is this?

Well, its because the baby starts off with the most nutritionally dense, perfect start that it can. The egg and they sperm.

They implode together, the chemical reaction takes place... and the cells explode.

From that point on, the mother is drained of nutrients and life as most of it goes to the baby. If she doesn't get the nutrients she needs, she will get stretch marks and have teeth problems, etc.

But what does this have to do with masturbation?

This baby needs a good start. And the real start of any of this stuff is the guys sperm.

So basically, your sperm, and the semen, is packed full of nutrients, chemicals, hormones, you name it. PACKED!!!! full of this stuff. So packed full of the stuff, that the semen in the woman's body actually alters her hormones and the condition of her body. Google it. Google semengate. A very well respected doctor was fired for writing about it.

So... lets say you eat an ok diet. You take your vitamins. Eat your wheaties. Whatever.

But every night you masturbate a couple of times to some porn.

You know what you just did?

You just shot out all the nutrients you ate for the day. All the vitamins. And your body instantly starts leaching chemicals from wherever it can. Your bones. Your brain. Your blood.

Wherever.

So that it can produce the MOST perfect sperm and semen it can.

Because that IS MORE IMPORTANT TO YOUR BODY than you ARE!!

So if you have some insanely healthy, wonderful life. Its fine to shoot out all of your nutrients every night. Its fine for your body to spend half its time extracting the nutrients from what you ate, and then the other half building sperm, only to blow it all out every night.

But if you are stressed and need a boost. If you need an edge.

... keep those nutrients in your body!!!
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Re: Scientific reason why masturbation is actually really bad for men. Made me think twice.
so remember to take your vitamins after wanking or you'll die.
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Good insight, makes sense to me and also why the fatigue afterwards. After a few days though it gets so damn distracting.
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So sex for fun and not procreation would be bad as well, going with this theory. However you obviously aren't getting laid so you immediately referenced masturbation......
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Damn, this explains why I am so unhealthy O_o
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So sex for fun and not procreation would be bad as well, going with this theory. However you obviously aren't getting laid so you immediately referenced masturbation......
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I caught that as well. Pussy does a body good!
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What if you bang your wife like 3 times a day?
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Good insight, makes sense to me and also why the fatigue afterwards. After a few days though it gets so damn distracting.
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the male feels sleepy after ejaculating because our bodies release a chemical to make us go to sleep so we don't want to have sex again with the female is case we damage the fertilized egg,...read books you can LEARN things in them.
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this is why chinese are so skinny
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OP is obviously a xtard and wants us to OBEY him and his friend, OP is a moron
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What if you bang your wife like 3 times a day?
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Ever notice you feel better from sex with your partner as opposed to going at it solo?
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Good insight, makes sense to me and also why the fatigue afterwards. After a few days though it gets so damn distracting.
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the male feels sleepy after ejaculating because our bodies release a chemical to make us go to sleep so we don't want to have sex again with the female is case we damage the fertilized egg,...read books you can LEARN things in them.
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yes because the egg gets fertilized immediately....
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Im still gonna spank it to photos of livestock
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Re: Scientific reason why masturbation is actually really bad for men. Made me think twice.
Masturbation is actually a necessity because it removes aging sperm from your body so it can be replaced by fresher, younger, healthier sperm.

The younger, newer sperm is more likely to impregnate a woman than the older, geriatric sperm.

One thing a man might notice if he doesn't masturbate or have sex for a while, he'll have wet dreams every so often, not just teens, even adult men. The wet dreams are just a natural way of ridding the body of old, geriatric sperm, so it can be replaced by the newer, younger sperm being produced in the testes.

So masturbation actually isn't bad, as long as you're not doing it too often. Other factors like testes size, libido, overall health (diet, exercise) also need to be taken into account. If you're super healthy, then you can afford to masturbate more often than someone who is not. If you have larger than average testicles, then you will also masturbate more often and have sex more often as well.
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Good insight, makes sense to me and also why the fatigue afterwards. After a few days though it gets so damn distracting.
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the male feels sleepy after ejaculating because our bodies release a chemical to make us go to sleep so we don't want to have sex again with the female is case we damage the fertilized egg,...read books you can LEARN things in them.
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yes because the egg gets fertilized immediately....
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when do you think it gets fertilized ?
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I always jerk off if I cannot sleep and immediately fall asleep. It makes sense... I think I need to get some real sex...
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Ever notice how two fairly unhealthy, kind of sick, tired, obese people can have this young, pure, healthy baby?

Why is this?

Well, its because the baby starts off with the most nutritionally dense, perfect start that it can. The egg and they sperm.

They implode together, the chemical reaction takes place... and the cells explode.

From that point on, the mother is drained of nutrients and life as most of it goes to the baby. If she doesn't get the nutrients she needs, she will get stretch marks and have teeth problems, etc.

But what does this have to do with masturbation?

This baby needs a good start. And the real start of any of this stuff is the guys sperm.

So basically, your sperm, and the semen, is packed full of nutrients, chemicals, hormones, you name it. PACKED!!!! full of this stuff. So packed full of the stuff, that the semen in the woman's body actually alters her hormones and the condition of her body. Google it. Google semengate. A very well respected doctor was fired for writing about it.

So... lets say you eat an ok diet. You take your vitamins. Eat your wheaties. Whatever.

But every night you masturbate a couple of times to some porn.

You know what you just did?

You just shot out all the nutrients you ate for the day. All the vitamins. And your body instantly starts leaching chemicals from wherever it can. Your bones. Your brain. Your blood.

Wherever.

So that it can produce the MOST perfect sperm and semen it can.

Because that IS MORE IMPORTANT TO YOUR BODY than you ARE!!

So if you have some insanely healthy, wonderful life. Its fine to shoot out all of your nutrients every night. Its fine for your body to spend half its time extracting the nutrients from what you ate, and then the other half building sperm, only to blow it all out every night.

But if you are stressed and need a boost. If you need an edge.

... keep those nutrients in your body!!!
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another point OP, haven't all the nutrients ALREADY been used when the sperm was made ? so they get used anyway or do you think that they are made when they are needed and not stored ?
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I don't see anything wrong with spanking the monkey. He'll still pick the ripest banana.
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So to save those nutrients, we can just eat our loads yeah?
Problem body? *trollface*
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I came in here expecting an article from some scientific research they have done, instead I got this bullshit.
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What if you bang your wife like 3 times a day?
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Ever notice you feel better from sex with your partner as opposed to going at it solo?
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ever notice that you feel even better from sex with your mistress as opposed to your wife?
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I don't see anything wrong with spanking the monkey. He'll still pick the ripest banana.
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doesn't make sense but LOL
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Laugh at OP all you want, but he is right. The prupose of semen is to make babies. Not to fill your sock or clog your showers drain. If you want to have a kid, stop jerkin it so the semen is the most healthiest, potent and strongest it can be.
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Is this some religious 'better to spill your seed in the belly of a whore' thing? That's not in scripture, btw.
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You can put jizz on the back of Quija boards and sigils to increase contact with the spirit world.
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You thought twice... and still think this? How is orgasm different from intercourse, head, handjob, or whatever? Are you saying sex three times a day with a woman is bad? LOL... your body adapts dingaling.
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Laugh at OP all you want, but he is right. The prupose of semen is to make babies. Not to fill your sock or clog your showers drain. If you want to have a kid, stop jerkin it so the semen is the most healthiest, potent and strongest it can be.
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SO what if I dont wanna any kids?
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So to save those nutrients, we can just eat our loads yeah?
Problem body? *trollface*
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Other primates have been observed doing just that.
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So sex for fun and not procreation would be bad as well, going with this theory. However you obviously aren't getting laid so you immediately referenced masturbation......
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Hey glad to see my thread got conversation going.

Sex is different. For one thing it is an exchange of fluids. You probably get something you need from the woman, just like she gets what she needs from you.

For another, I believe that you really are only supposed to have sex-for-fun in spurts. All other animals have mating "seasons."

There is a reason for this. They have to be in the right conditions, the right place, with the right nutrients.

We are not so different. I guarantee you, it is much easier to get "in the mood" on a spring day, on a beach, after a full day playing on the sandy beach with a beautiful woman, eating fresh fruit. A safe, secure, healthy place.

Even the crap in viagra, nitric oxide, is found in fresh fruits.

But huddled up alone, sad and depressed about being alone, artificially stimulating yourself with caffeine, beer, a computer screen, or television screen, or magazine, and your hand...

is unhealthy.

Our society views it as an acceptable pass time. But upon research I found that it surprisingly was far more unhealthy than I ever imagined. That stuff shooting out is like...

ITS FRICKING INCREDIBLE! Its more draining than loosing BLOOD every night!

Something women have to go through with their periods I might add.

But I'm not saying its the worst thing in the world. But I thought it good to correct this misconception that its simply some protein. It is more like... oh, pinching off a bit of skin from your arm every day. Your body simply isn't going to be able to replenish that bit of skin. And eventually there are going to be health consequences.
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Re: Scientific reason why masturbation is actually really bad for men. Made me think twice.
Laugh at OP all you want, but he is right. The prupose of semen is to make babies. Not to fill your sock or clog your showers drain. If you want to have a kid, stop jerkin it so the semen is the most healthiest, potent and strongest it can be.
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No he isn't, he's a moron for spouting rubbish but you believe it which makes you even more of a moron !





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