I'm drunk.....ask me a question?

Have you ever had a penis in your mouth?

a/s/l

ITS A PARTY

Has someone ever stuck it up your ass if you know what i mean

ass penis mouth yes I'm a girl...

How many times have you had anal sex?

i dunno are we supposed to count? IS THAT WHAT THE LORD JESUS SAYS?!!? Does that mean no salvation on the 21st??

So you have had dick up your ass more than 10 times?

fuckin aussies.

what do your farts smell like??

so you suck dick and take it in the ass but still dont think you're a whore? How come?

what this thread tells me:

americans want to party.

aussies want to stick their dicks in peoples asses.

canadians like farts?

lol

what the feck kind of scary doughboy crap is that emoticon.

lols

its my main man, pigchef

Coke or Pepsi?

i didn't even notice that the english were anal sex fans before i insulted the aussies. although i suppose they are one and the same. (don't hurt me. i'm only speaking historically.)

i thought the english were bigger felattio fans.

pepsi.

reminds me of animal farm. orwell scares me.

Men are men regardless of nationality.

even in india?

i always wanted to visit australia. unfortunately my american stereotype of you is a nature steve irwin type who likes to surf and pet kangaroos.

and you're going to say i'm a fat american who weighs 300 lbs and eats mcdonalds :(

Good point.

Maybe those who live out 'bush'. I am a born and bred city girl though.

No id say you are a free spirit in your mid 30s that likes to eat apples and mango and you dont like obama. You also believe in the power of crystals and once dreamt of becoming a buddhist nun.

I've been to America several times. Heading back there at the end of the year. So no stereotypes.

i am a new yorker who's 22 and likes to eat apples... not mangos. i don't like obama or crystals but i like to dream....50%!

city as in sydney?

which states have you been to?