I'm drunk.....ask me a question?

You are 22 and have already had multiple men stick their wangs in your ass and mouth.
Would you enjoy to give justin beiber a blowjob?

i don't know what aussie law is like but here justin beiber is jailbait.

and...i never said multiple men!

Would you make out with rebecca black for $100?

that can barely get me a tank of gas. by the way between the last time i filled up my tank and today, it raised .40 cents. it's only been 2 weeks :(

What you gonna do if the economy collapses and you are unable to get a job? Would you sell your body to survive?

i dunno. my boss right now is pretty hardcore. he's a quadruple blackbelt. fuck yeah.

Too late, she already sold her soul. A 22-year-old anal slave that lives in NYC.

Mangoes are always the better choice over apples, hun.

mangoritas win over appletinis.

as for selling my soul? eh..we're all dying. at least i can find a bar open at 3 a.m. here.

A bar rat too? Classy girl.
I can only wish you the best of luck in life.

On that note - it's almost 5AM over there. Bed time, young lady.

Wonder if your boss can stop bullets with his kata. Doubt it.

Looks like you will be selling your goodies soon for a can of beans to an elderly man with a big moustache.

My first visit was a road trip from LA to San Fran when I was 20. My second I spent six weeks in San Francisco for my husbands work. I am still building this years trip. I will be travelling with my two children... probably to LA for DisneyLand, Legoland etc, take them to see the Grand Canyon, I want to go the NY though that is unlikely because of the kids, then we will stop of in Hawaii on the way home.

please. bars or "pubs" what's the difference. we all drink and party on the weekends (it's saturdaaaaaaaay)


stop in nyc! see the museums, they're some of the best in the country if you like art or history :)

The difference is I don't drink. Try to wrap your mind around that one and go to bed, like stated previously.

Drink some water beforehand, waking up dehydrated will cause one of those "hang-overs."

maybe if Pepsi dilated my pupils

the title of my thread is "i'm drunk." are you surprised?

by the way i feel it is my duty to point out that the biggest drinker i know is from new zealand. cool guy, but always "pissed."

Have you ever had a threesome with two guys?

How about this.
How can you be drunk if you're Amethyst?

The Greek word "amethystos" may be translated as "not drunken" The Greeks believed amethyst gems could prevent intoxication.

hahah. i didn't know that.