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John Lear's real brother

 
davidlear  (OP)

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yeah, and i'm John Lear's daughter.
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WAAADDDAAAMMMINNNUUTTEEEHHHEERRE!!!

What is going on? I got relatives coming out the WaZOO?


If you are my daughter where where you born?

What country did you live in when you were 3 years old?

What was your first dogs name?

What screenplay are you currently writing?

What is you daughters name?


This should settle this one very quickly!!!!!!!
 Quoting: johnlear


on Zeta Beta

on earth or celestial?

Tuffy

Life in Learland

Zobe

and I'm looking for back child support...you know I'm poor these days Dad...
hahahaha
 Quoting: jaxlearnorris





OMIGOD! It is you Jax! I haven't talked
to you since this morning.

How's Matt?

Welcome to GLP.

Please tell
my friends what Zobe said about the tape recorder.
 Quoting: johnlear


Hey Jax - 'Good to hear from you. Welcome to our private little family reunion under the apple tree...
jaxlearnorris
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05/04/2011 06:22 AM
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Hi Uncle Dave! The funny thing is that we have a green apple tree (a few years old) out front. It's not big enough to climb yet, but one day, Zoe and her kids will be taking their family reunion pictures in the branches of it!

Hey, you know you're less than 2 hours from me now, right?
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05/04/2011 06:32 AM
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Oh hey guys! It's Adrian Lear here. How are you all?
davidlear  (OP)

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Hi Uncle Dave! The funny thing is that we have a green apple tree (a few years old) out front. It's not big enough to climb yet, but one day, Zoe and her kids will be taking their family reunion pictures in the branches of it!

Hey, you know you're less than 2 hours from me now, right?
 Quoting: jaxlearnorris 1369077


Yes - somewhere in NC?
davidlear  (OP)

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Oh hey guys! It's Adrian Lear here. How are you all?
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Are we related?
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05/04/2011 10:13 AM
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Oh Hi Adrian how are you?

(Dave, who the heck is Adrian?)
Live your life with integrity; and without envy hate or greed. Express your love to your family every day.

Thats all you have to do in this life other than doing things you like to do.
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05/04/2011 10:26 AM
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You all are so much fun!!!!!

Love your family,
live with integrity,
live without envy, hate or greed.

We are not here to change the world. We are here for the world to change us.

Dave whats Johns beautiful dogs name?
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05/04/2011 10:37 AM
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You all are so much fun!!!!!

Love your family,
live with integrity,
live without envy, hate or greed.

We are not here to change the world. We are here for the world to change us.

Dave whats Johns beautiful dogs name?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1053878



I don't think Dave knows. Its Tigger. She is
without a doubt the sweetest boxer in the world.

Our home is a 'doggie mission'.

Like Tigger, they showup at the door hungry and thin,
sometimes beaten and lame.

They stay for a while and then some move on like 'Ammo'. He was a Chihuahua and showed up at Christmas but only stayed for a couple of weeks and then moved on.

'Spirit' a Chow, showed up a couple of years ago in horrible condition. It was 4 or 5 months before she would even come near us. But we always put food out and built her a little shelter.

She gradually approached my grandson and licked his handd and has been a faithful guard dog for the family.

Tigger showed up at the door a couple of months ago with an infection, beaten and thin. She is now part of the family and earned her stripes the other night alerting us to someone who had parked on the side street and was casing our house.

All of them show up at my desk in the morning and evening for their treat, a Beggin strip.

Last Edited by johnlear on 05/04/2011 11:07 AM
Live your life with integrity; and without envy hate or greed. Express your love to your family every day.

Thats all you have to do in this life other than doing things you like to do.
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Oh Hi Adrian how are you?

(Dave, who the heck is Adrian?)
 Quoting: johnlear


Ask her some questions.
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05/04/2011 10:51 AM
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GLP has some gems hidden in amongst the crap, that's why I lurk here....this is a true gem!
Fun..thanks guys
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05/04/2011 10:53 AM
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Oh hey guys! It's Adrian Lear here. How are you all?
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Hi Adrian, Hope all is well.

Hey, remember Grampa-Ole Olsen?

He was Olsen of the Olsen and Johnson famed comedy
vaudeville team that had (at the time) the longest running
show on Broadway, Hellzapoppin.

Remember what us kids used to call him?

No, not Grampa!!! :)
Live your life with integrity; and without envy hate or greed. Express your love to your family every day.

Thats all you have to do in this life other than doing things you like to do.
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05/04/2011 10:57 AM
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You all are so much fun!!!!!

Love your family,
live with integrity,
live without envy, hate or greed.

We are not here to change the world. We are here for the world to change us.

Dave whats Johns beautiful dogs name?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1053878



I don't think Dave knows. Its Tigger. She is
without a doubt the sweetest boxer in the world.

Our home is a 'doggie mission'.

Like Tigger, they showup at the door hungry and thin,
sometimes beaten and lame.

They stay for a while and then some move on like 'Ammo'. He was a Chihuahua and showed up at Christmas but only stayed for a couple of weeks and then moved on.

'Spirit' a Chow, showed up a couple of years ago in horrible condition. It was 4 or 5 months before she would even come near us. But we always put food out and built her a little shelter.

She gradually approached my grandson and licked his handd and has been a faithful gaurd dog for the family.

Tigger showed up at the door a couple of months ago with an infection, beaten and thin. She is now part of the family and earned her stripes the other night alerting us to someone who had parked on the side street and was casing our house.

All of them show up at my desk in the morning and evening for their treat, a Beggin strip.
 Quoting: johnlear


Thanks for taking care of the dogs...love ya man!
Great family you've got!
Rock on GLP!
Argana

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05/04/2011 11:13 AM
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What a fun thread!
hf
Thank you for your time. I now return you to your regularly scheduled doom
Argana

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05/04/2011 11:17 AM
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I have a question for Jax,

What was it like growing up with John? It couldn't have been a typical childhood.
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Argana

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05/04/2011 11:18 AM
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Oh, and I live in Forest City, NC..are ya'll anywhere near there?
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05/04/2011 11:23 AM
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Do you 2 have any pretty granddaughters? I'm assuming you're about 78 John LOL.
I throw idiots on the bbq...

Best Idiot Idiom so far:
You are about as far from the truth as can be ! thats why you are a EvilBugger
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Argana

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05/04/2011 11:32 AM
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Do you 2 have any pretty granddaughters? I'm assuming you're about 78 John LOL.
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1. Why would he tell someone with that name?
2. We are not defined by what we look like, but who we are.
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johnlear

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05/04/2011 11:38 AM
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Do you 2 have any pretty granddaughters? I'm assuming you're about 78 John LOL.
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I am 68 and have 2 gorgeous grand daughters: Alexandra who is 18 today and Zoe who is 3.

2 Grandsons: Damien, 9 and Kydd, 1.
Live your life with integrity; and without envy hate or greed. Express your love to your family every day.

Thats all you have to do in this life other than doing things you like to do.
Anonymous Coward
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05/04/2011 11:50 AM
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WOW! The Lear Family..I love it..and welcome to everyone.
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05/04/2011 11:52 AM
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David are you a pilot also?
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Oh hey guys! It's Adrian Lear here. How are you all?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303450



Hi Adrian, Hope all is well.

Hey, remember Grampa-Ole Olsen?

He was Olsen of the Olsen and Johnson famed comedy
vaudeville team that had (at the time) the longest running
show on Broadway, Hellzapoppin.

Remember what us kids used to call him?

No, not Grampa!!! :)
 Quoting: johnlear


He was the one that had the bad car crash right?

I'll have to ask mom what his name was and I'll get back to you.
johnlear

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05/04/2011 12:15 PM
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Oh hey guys! It's Adrian Lear here. How are you all?
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Hi Adrian, Hope all is well.

Hey, remember Grampa-Ole Olsen?

He was Olsen of the Olsen and Johnson famed comedy
vaudeville team that had (at the time) the longest running
show on Broadway, Hellzapoppin.

Remember what us kids used to call him?

No, not Grampa!!! :)
 Quoting: johnlear


He was the one that had the bad car crash right?

I'll have to ask mom what his name was and I'll get back to you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303450



Uhhh...is there anybody on the planet who hasn't had a car crash?
Live your life with integrity; and without envy hate or greed. Express your love to your family every day.

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Oh hey guys! It's Adrian Lear here. How are you all?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303450



Hi Adrian, Hope all is well.

Hey, remember Grampa-Ole Olsen?

He was Olsen of the Olsen and Johnson famed comedy
vaudeville team that had (at the time) the longest running
show on Broadway, Hellzapoppin.

Remember what us kids used to call him?

No, not Grampa!!! :)
 Quoting: johnlear


Mom wasn't 100% sure but said it was something like Far-Far. Does that make sense?
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Oh hey guys! It's Adrian Lear here. How are you all?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303450



Hi Adrian, Hope all is well.

Hey, remember Grampa-Ole Olsen?

He was Olsen of the Olsen and Johnson famed comedy
vaudeville team that had (at the time) the longest running
show on Broadway, Hellzapoppin.

Remember what us kids used to call him?

No, not Grampa!!! :)
 Quoting: johnlear


Mom wasn't 100% sure but said it was something like Far-Far. Does that make sense?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303450



Ha! Not even close. Try again. :)
Live your life with integrity; and without envy hate or greed. Express your love to your family every day.

Thats all you have to do in this life other than doing things you like to do.
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David are you a pilot also?
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'Used to be. I got as far as getting my instrument rating but then circumstances were such that I never pursued it. One highlight was flying left seat in a LearJet 25 with John as my instructor. That was a blast!
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Oh hey guys! It's Adrian Lear here. How are you all?
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Hi Adrian, Hope all is well.

Hey, remember Grampa-Ole Olsen?

He was Olsen of the Olsen and Johnson famed comedy
vaudeville team that had (at the time) the longest running
show on Broadway, Hellzapoppin.

Remember what us kids used to call him?

No, not Grampa!!! :)
 Quoting: johnlear


Mom wasn't 100% sure but said it was something like Far-Far. Does that make sense?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303450



Ha! Not even close. Try again. :)
 Quoting: johnlear


"Far-Far"?lolsign
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I have a question for Jax,

What was it like growing up with John? It couldn't have been a typical childhood.
 Quoting: Argana


Depends on your definition of typical...if growing up in foreign countries, vacationing at the L'il Ale Inn for weekend trips, shooting guns and receiving failing grades in science because your teacher doesn't believe in aliens (or their method of travel), having your house bugged, your phone calls tapped, and strange recordings telling you you're not going to have your father much longer, than yes, it was quite typical. If your definition of typical is parents that work 9-5 jobs, have friends that have hobbies like golf or tennis and take vacations to popular tourist destinations, then, no, no not quite....LOL!!
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By the way dad...Bin Laden???
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Yeahhhh, and I am David Lear's daughter.

Ask me a question...