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Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!

 
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Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!
The White House apparently didn't want Osama Bin Laden to have a final resting place so that mourners and radicals couldn't come to his burial location to mourn or celebrate. However, the house he was supposedly killed in has already become a shrine. Hundreds of muslims have now gone to the site in Pakistan to mourn the loss of their leader. AND...now, they have nicknamed the ocean where he was supposedly given a burial at sea as "The Martyr's Sea". So...he doesn't get to have a 6 foot hole as a shrine...he gets a whole damn ocean. Good job, way to think things through!

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Isn't this just dandy? I guess it's basically impossible to figure out what to do with the body. I'd have suggested a burial in space but they might have called the sky "Martyr's heavens" or said that he was looking down on all Muslims or something. I think the best thing would've been to feed him to the pigs. Then nobody would want to visit his shrine and it would be a desecration of his remains so there would be no happiness in visiting his remains. Or...perhaps we could've strapped him to a bomb and dropped it in the middle of Iran's nuke plant or something...a million pieces of meat totally and completely radiologically contaminated.
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Oh... but I think it was his plan and it's working well. When the muslims reach a fever pitch... Osama, healed "head wound" and all will amazingly reappear to lead the world into the tribulation and Armageddon.
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Oh... but I think it was his plan and it's working well. When the muslims reach a fever pitch... Osama, healed "head wound" and all will amazingly reappear to lead the world into the tribulation and Armageddon.
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Yikes!
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Re: Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!
Oh... but I think it was his plan and it's working well. When the muslims reach a fever pitch... Osama, healed "head wound" and all will amazingly reappear to lead the world into the tribulation and Armageddon.
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Well, shit.

I am fairly convinced that someone is staging an "end of days" scenario, causing events that fit with Biblical and other prophecies. I'm not sure of the ultimate goal, but religion is and has always been a means to control the masses, so it can't be a good thing.
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Re: Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!
What was the name of the Ship that dumped his body?
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What was the name of the Ship that dumped his body?
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You mean officially? It was the USS Carl Vinson.
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Re: Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!
He's fish poo now.
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Re: Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!
Isn't this just dandy? I guess it's basically impossible to figure out what to do with the body. I'd have suggested a burial in space but they might have called the sky "Martyr's heavens" or said that he was looking down on all Muslims or something. I think the best thing would've been to feed him to the pigs. Then nobody would want to visit his shrine and it would be a desecration of his remains so there would be no happiness in visiting his remains. Or...perhaps we could've strapped him to a bomb and dropped it in the middle of Iran's nuke plant or something...a million pieces of meat totally and completely radiologically contaminated.
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Should have just dissected him. Study his brain to see how he ticks. Would be like a scientific draw and quartering. Send a piece to universities across the states.
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Re: Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!
The White House apparently didn't want Osama Bin Laden to have a final resting place so that mourners and radicals couldn't come to his burial location to mourn or celebrate. However, the house he was supposedly killed in has already become a shrine. Hundreds of muslims have now gone to the site in Pakistan to mourn the loss of their leader. AND...now, they have nicknamed the ocean where he was supposedly given a burial at sea as "The Martyr's Sea". So...he doesn't get to have a 6 foot hole as a shrine...he gets a whole damn ocean. Good job, way to think things through!

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: 40Head


George Bush once claimed he would dance on the grave of Osama Bin Laden
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knock yourself out george.
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Re: Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!
What was the name of the Ship that dumped his body?
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You mean officially? It was the USS Carl Vinson.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337699


full crew 5680

number of leaked photographs of the funeral 0
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Re: Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!
LOL

now there is no body to test, and muslims get the sea.

WOW

WHAT FUCKING RETARDS, I WANT A REFUND OF ALL MY TAXES YOU ASSHOLES... I AM RETURNING YOUR ASS'S TO THE STORE !!!
REASON FOR RETURN : DEFECTIVE PRODUCT
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Re: Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!
so are they guarding the area? I woulda came in a scooped up the body when nobody was looking.
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Re: Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!
What was the name of the Ship that dumped his body?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1029044


You mean officially? It was the USS Carl Vinson.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1337699


full crew 5680

number of leaked photographs of the funeral 0
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1369908


Yes, I know.

Also, the USS Carl Vinson is just the aircraft carrier in that group. The vessel is escorted by 2 guided missile cruisers, 2 anti-aircraft warships, and 1-2 anti-submarine destroyers or frigates. Not to mention at least one nuclear submarine.
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Re: Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!
lololololololololololol

Should of cremated Bin Laden
Pour his ashes into an ICBM.
Fire it at Pakistan

Win.
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05/05/2011 02:31 PM
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Re: Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!
so are they guarding the area? I woulda came in a scooped up the body when nobody was looking.
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You know those idgits are out there right now trying to find their master! Who knows...maybe they'll find him?
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Re: Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!
lololololololololololol

Should of cremated Bin Laden
Pour his ashes into an ICBM.
Fire it at Pakistan

Win.
 Quoting: Silverblade


It be rainin' Osama!
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Re: Muslims Nickname Osama Burial Site "Martyr's Sea" - Obama's Idea Failed!
Now they're saying that they're going to release some footage and proof of the Bin Laden raid...to quell the nay sayers and the conspiracy theorists. Since when did they ever do that for anybody???





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