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IF YOU EVER GET YOUR HANDS ON EMPTY 12, 18 OR 25 YEAR OLD SINGLE MALT SCOTCH BOTTLES WITH CORKS, DO NOT DISCARD

 
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IF YOU EVER GET YOUR HANDS ON EMPTY 12, 18 OR 25 YEAR OLD SINGLE MALT SCOTCH BOTTLES WITH CORKS, DO NOT DISCARD
Whenever I can get my hands on a fresh, clean, empty bottle of expensive single malt scotch, I always keep them and fill them with Johnny Walker Black Label.

Its funny when guests come over and I serve them a drink and then they tell me why that particular expensive label scotch I just poured them is absolutely worth it.

I also like to fill Petron bottles with cheap tequila and serve it to girls who then tell me that the taste is so good they only drink Petron.

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lol
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I'm a scotch snob. I like and respect my friends too much to give them cheap booze.
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Dive on in Zero

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So that makes you both lairs. You get what you deserve.
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So you like filling old scotch bottles with cheap booze?


Piss in Corona bottles and put the cap back on.It's cheaper (and funnier when friends are drunk).
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So you like filling old scotch bottles with cheap booze?


Piss in Corona bottles and put the cap back on.It's cheaper (and funnier when friends are drunk).
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did you try that?
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Piss in Corona bottles and put the cap back on
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probably tastes the same
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The funniest are wine snobs, masturbating about how a wine has "hints of chocolate in a warm breeze while sitting under a lemon tree in Tuscany" or some such bullshit.

WHAT???!!! GTFO!

blahblah

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Lol OP

Perfect for image whores who don't know the difference but drink patron because it is in all the rap songs.

BAHHHHHHAHHHHH sheep
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Bushmills - brewed in the North of Ireland
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Lol OP

Perfect for image whores who don't know the difference but drink patron because it is in all the rap songs.

BAHHHHHHAHHHHH sheep
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rockon
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Just buy generic rubbing alcohol at Wal*Mart and add a few drops of brown food coloring.
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Re: IF YOU EVER GET YOUR HANDS ON EMPTY 12, 18 OR 25 YEAR OLD SINGLE MALT SCOTCH BOTTLES WITH CORKS, DO NOT DISCARD
The funniest are wine snobs, masturbating about how a wine has "hints of chocolate in a warm breeze while sitting under a lemon tree in Tuscany" or some such bullshit.

WHAT???!!! GTFO!

blahblah

cupofjoe
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lmao


I bet you don't like frogs... lol
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Re: IF YOU EVER GET YOUR HANDS ON EMPTY 12, 18 OR 25 YEAR OLD SINGLE MALT SCOTCH BOTTLES WITH CORKS, DO NOT DISCARD
Whenever I can get my hands on a fresh, clean, empty bottle of expensive single malt scotch, I always keep them and fill them with Johnny Walker Black Label.

Its funny when guests come over and I serve them a drink and then they tell me why that particular expensive label scotch I just poured them is absolutely worth it.

I also like to fill Petron bottles with cheap tequila and serve it to girls who then tell me that the taste is so good they only drink Petron.

5a
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laugh
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