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Attention Christians - MAY 21 IS COMING - I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU!!!!

 
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Attention Christians - MAY 21 IS COMING - I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU!!!!
So, let me ask a question:
You have all heard by now the rapture is May 21. What are you going to do with your pets?

If you're a saved Christian, you're going to be Raptured. Your pets, unfortunately, are not.

So, I'll make Christians a deal. I'm not going to be raptured. I'm atheist. But we love animals. So here's the deal: I'll drive to your house May 22, pick up your cat and/or dog, and look after them forever. We love animals and have several here on our farm already. Your pets will enjoy the last few months on earth in the best care possible on a wonderful farm.

In return, you will pay me $1000.00, before May 21. This is non-refundable.

Sound like a plan? I'm serious by the way. I'll make this deal with anyone in the north east USA (1 day driving distance). You can enjoy heaven knowing your pets will not suffer the last few months on earth.
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Someones always trying to scam money out of the ignorant ones
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Someones always trying to scam money out of the ignorant ones
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A fool and his money will soon part ways.
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bahahaha
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Lets make cat jerky
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Someones always trying to scam money out of the ignorant ones
 Quoting: Evan03


Thats cause brainless ignorant fuckwits LOVE to hand their cash over.

I think there is a proverb solomon wrote which covers it...

"A fool..and his money..are soon parted"
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Shh, quiet you guys...

Ahem So, any Christians think this is a nice idea? Hmmm?
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Which brings up the question, Who is worse the ignorant person who gives up their money, or the hawk taking it?
Life is tough, but its tougher when you're stupid. -john wayne

Truth is the new hate speech in our age of absurdity-Ted Nougat

Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupid.
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Which brings up the question, Who is worse the ignorant person who gives up their money, or the hawk taking it?
 Quoting: Evan03


Without the one..there would be no other.

So..both of them.

It takes TWO to make a scam..

One to SCAM..and one to BE scammed.
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Re: Attention Christians - MAY 21 IS COMING - I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU!!!!
So, let me ask a question:
You have all heard by now the rapture is May 21. What are you going to do with your pets?

If you're a saved Christian, you're going to be Raptured. Your pets, unfortunately, are not.

So, I'll make Christians a deal. I'm not going to be raptured. I'm atheist. But we love animals. So here's the deal: I'll drive to your house May 22, pick up your cat and/or dog, and look after them forever. We love animals and have several here on our farm already. Your pets will enjoy the last few months on earth in the best care possible on a wonderful farm.

In return, you will pay me $1000.00, before May 21. This is non-refundable.

Sound like a plan? I'm serious by the way. I'll make this deal with anyone in the north east USA (1 day driving distance). You can enjoy heaven knowing your pets will not suffer the last few months on earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212709


That is truly the funniest thing I've read on GLP! I love your truthful sense of humor! I hope some people take you up on your offer!laugh
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Re: Attention Christians - MAY 21 IS COMING - I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU!!!!
So, let me ask a question:
You have all heard by now the rapture is May 21. What are you going to do with your pets?

If you're a saved Christian, you're going to be Raptured. Your pets, unfortunately, are not.

So, I'll make Christians a deal. I'm not going to be raptured. I'm atheist. But we love animals. So here's the deal: I'll drive to your house May 22, pick up your cat and/or dog, and look after them forever. We love animals and have several here on our farm already. Your pets will enjoy the last few months on earth in the best care possible on a wonderful farm.

In return, you will pay me $1000.00, before May 21. This is non-refundable.

Sound like a plan? I'm serious by the way. I'll make this deal with anyone in the north east USA (1 day driving distance). You can enjoy heaven knowing your pets will not suffer the last few months on earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212709


Aside from "Ice" I actually do not know any christians who actually believe this is the date of the rapture.

Nobody knows the day or hour.... except the Father alone.
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Which brings up the question, Who is worse the ignorant person who gives up their money, or the hawk taking it?
 Quoting: Evan03


Without the one..there would be no other.

So..both of them.

It takes TWO to make a scam..

One to SCAM..and one to BE scammed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1379543


True that.
Life is tough, but its tougher when you're stupid. -john wayne

Truth is the new hate speech in our age of absurdity-Ted Nougat

Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupid.
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Re: Attention Christians - MAY 21 IS COMING - I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU!!!!
So, let me ask a question:
You have all heard by now the rapture is May 21. What are you going to do with your pets?

If you're a saved Christian, you're going to be Raptured. Your pets, unfortunately, are not.

So, I'll make Christians a deal. I'm not going to be raptured. I'm atheist. But we love animals. So here's the deal: I'll drive to your house May 22, pick up your cat and/or dog, and look after them forever. We love animals and have several here on our farm already. Your pets will enjoy the last few months on earth in the best care possible on a wonderful farm.

In return, you will pay me $1000.00, before May 21. This is non-refundable.

Sound like a plan? I'm serious by the way. I'll make this deal with anyone in the north east USA (1 day driving distance). You can enjoy heaven knowing your pets will not suffer the last few months on earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212709


Hey I'll do it on the southern California end ...
1000 bucks and will take care of your sweet wonderful doggy ...( ok not cats I don't like litter boxes ) .
they must be potty trained , not bite or hump legs... ( cannot guaranteeohyeah that I will not find a future home for them though if they do not get along with my cocker spaniels ...
huge back yard lots of room to run !
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Hey...I'll take your gay dogs (yes they exist) here in the Midwest....I have two homo's at home already so they can just have a big orgy all day....
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an you take care of my sheep?

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Re: Attention Christians - MAY 21 IS COMING - I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU!!!!
So, let me ask a question:
You have all heard by now the rapture is May 21. What are you going to do with your pets?

If you're a saved Christian, you're going to be Raptured. Your pets, unfortunately, are not.

So, I'll make Christians a deal. I'm not going to be raptured. I'm atheist. But we love animals. So here's the deal: I'll drive to your house May 22, pick up your cat and/or dog, and look after them forever. We love animals and have several here on our farm already. Your pets will enjoy the last few months on earth in the best care possible on a wonderful farm.

In return, you will pay me $1000.00, before May 21. This is non-refundable.

Sound like a plan? I'm serious by the way. I'll make this deal with anyone in the north east USA (1 day driving distance). You can enjoy heaven knowing your pets will not suffer the last few months on earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212709


That is truly the funniest thing I've read on GLP! I love your truthful sense of humor! I hope some people take you up on your offer!laugh
 Quoting: DaddysGirl


ps. people are really doing this.
what, you mad?
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Re: Attention Christians - MAY 21 IS COMING - I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU!!!!
So, let me ask a question:
You have all heard by now the rapture is May 21. What are you going to do with your pets?

If you're a saved Christian, you're going to be Raptured. Your pets, unfortunately, are not.

So, I'll make Christians a deal. I'm not going to be raptured. I'm atheist. But we love animals. So here's the deal: I'll drive to your house May 22, pick up your cat and/or dog, and look after them forever. We love animals and have several here on our farm already. Your pets will enjoy the last few months on earth in the best care possible on a wonderful farm.

In return, you will pay me $1000.00, before May 21. This is non-refundable.

Sound like a plan? I'm serious by the way. I'll make this deal with anyone in the north east USA (1 day driving distance). You can enjoy heaven knowing your pets will not suffer the last few months on earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212709


Aside from "Ice" I actually do not know any christians who actually believe this is the date of the rapture.

Nobody knows the day or hour.... except the Father alone.
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I do not believe in the date...biblical ignorance,look at the fall feasts per scripture
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How stupid. IF the rapture happened, then judgement for the rest of the world happens. Which means you will be too busy just trying to survive to care about animals, money or anything else but SURVIVING one minute to the next.

THATS why Christians dont care to discuss their money or property. It wont matter to them OR YOU. They will be gone and those left will be scrambling to survive!!!
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Re: Attention Christians - MAY 21 IS COMING - I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU!!!!
So, let me ask a question:
You have all heard by now the rapture is May 21. What are you going to do with your pets?

If you're a saved Christian, you're going to be Raptured. Your pets, unfortunately, are not.

So, I'll make Christians a deal. I'm not going to be raptured. I'm atheist. But we love animals. So here's the deal: I'll drive to your house May 22, pick up your cat and/or dog, and look after them forever. We love animals and have several here on our farm already. Your pets will enjoy the last few months on earth in the best care possible on a wonderful farm.

In return, you will pay me $1000.00, before May 21. This is non-refundable.

Sound like a plan? I'm serious by the way. I'll make this deal with anyone in the north east USA (1 day driving distance). You can enjoy heaven knowing your pets will not suffer the last few months on earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1212709


Aside from "Ice" I actually do not know any christians who actually believe this is the date of the rapture.

Nobody knows the day or hour.... except the Father alone.
 Quoting: Once4All



I do not believe in the date...biblical ignorance,look at the fall feasts per scripture
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433702


^THIS^. Specifically Feast of Tabernacles at some future time.

As far as pets that is a concern, but even more so are all the people we know and love that don't know Christ and will have to go through the tribulation.
That is the sadest point of all, all you that mock God and his Word will be feeling very strange on that day, whenever it comes - I'm NOT in the May 21st group of people. Just know as long as you have breath in your lungs you can come to Christ, he loves you and will accept you as you are if you
make Him your Lord And Savior and follow him.

Back to pets, anyone could die at anytime of a car accident, heart attack or whatever.... I'm trusting God to take car of my pet until he brings us together again someday. That is what Christians do, trust God for our salvation, for our families, and for our pets!

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Re: Attention Christians - MAY 21 IS COMING - I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU!!!!
This brings back memories of the year 1999 for me. I had four Saint Bernards (I know - crazy, right?) and I was CERTAIN that the world was going to end 12/31/99. I laid out a huge tub of dog food (enough to last a week for them) and a large trough of water. The sad thing is that I really believed we were all going and I even had the time down (5 am as I remember). I totally understand how people can believe with all their heart in a date. I also totally understand the DEVASTATION when it doesn't happen. It rocked my world for many years after that. I was obsessed with 'going Home' and when I didn't, I didn't know how I could go on.
Now, twelve years later, I still want to go Home as much as I did back then but I won't ever put my 'heart' out like that again and get hurt as deeply as I did. I hope these people who are counting on the 21st will recover from it better than I did back then. I hope there isn't anyone as obsessed as I was because when you lose hope, there's nothing left. It took many years to get back to normal and get my priorities where they should be. I feel so sorry for these poor people. I hope, for their sake, (and for everyone) that they are right. If not, my prayers are with them. They will need them....abduct





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