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I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING SO FUNNY!!!!!!

 
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I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING SO FUNNY!!!!!!
In the Garden of Eden, Man and Woman knew not of good in evil, rather to say good and evil. Upon them realizing such, God said I cannot be in your presense any longer, you have sinned, and they were banished from the Garden.



Now that God has returned to Earth and you are aware of Good and Evil, if you love Him. He can lie to others, while those who know the truth, will hear it.

What made it so funny to me, is it makes it ok, for God, and those who love him, to lie and kill, in order that his children would know peace and eternity, upon this earth and the Kingdom of Heaven which is to follow.
Tired of all these damn christians, muslims, jews, the church of this and the church of that. I fart in your general direction.

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That make anyone else chuckle?
Tired of all these damn christians, muslims, jews, the church of this and the church of that. I fart in your general direction.

Brian the Lion the Onion of France aka The Anti Christ, Lucifer
Merlin The White Necromancer
Paolin
The Evil One - King Solomon
RaHolDon MeTeTron HoPe
JETT
King Of Atlantis
Last of The Fallen
Zeus of Olympus
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What the....?
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In the garden it wouldn't have been fair for God to cheat a man because he didn't know any better. Now we know better, so its like a giant playground with no rules.
Tired of all these damn christians, muslims, jews, the church of this and the church of that. I fart in your general direction.

Brian the Lion the Onion of France aka The Anti Christ, Lucifer
Merlin The White Necromancer
Paolin
The Evil One - King Solomon
RaHolDon MeTeTron HoPe
JETT
King Of Atlantis
Last of The Fallen
Zeus of Olympus
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In the Garden of Eden, Man and Woman knew not of good in evil, rather to say good and evil. Upon them realizing such, God said I cannot be in your presense any longer, you have sinned, and they were banished from the Garden.
 Quoting: Haha TolD ya so


no, it was not God, it was Lord God....

in the so-called 'original' Hebrew, Elohim = God, and YHWH = Lord God

there is a distinct difference....
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In the Garden of Eden, Man and Woman knew not of good in evil, rather to say good and evil. Upon them realizing such, God said I cannot be in your presense any longer, you have sinned, and they were banished from the Garden.
 Quoting: Haha TolD ya so


no, it was not God, it was Lord God....

in the so-called 'original' Hebrew, Elohim = God, and YHWH = Lord God

there is a distinct difference....
 Quoting: Sugarelf


Actually...Its Gawd and Jebus ...sheesh
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In the Garden of Eden, Man and Woman knew not of good in evil, rather to say good and evil. Upon them realizing such, God said I cannot be in your presense any longer, you have sinned, and they were banished from the Garden.
 Quoting: Haha TolD ya so


no, it was not God, it was Lord God....

in the so-called 'original' Hebrew, Elohim = God, and YHWH = Lord God

there is a distinct difference....
 Quoting: Sugarelf


Actually...Its Gawd and Jebus ...sheesh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1383480


well, i ain't seen neither of them fellers in the story....

anyways - point is - there was a 'changing of the guard' in Genesis 2:4

now just 'who' or 'what' specifically these 'God' and 'Lord God' characters are will always be open for interpretation --
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That make anyone else chuckle?
 Quoting: Haha TolD ya so


That make anyone else chuckle? No, because the usual bible thumpers refuse to see anything wrong with there fairy story's

You on the other hand think and i like people who take time to see just how twisted it all is.

Laws written by the hand of man to control man, gods are fake, free yourself from the prison your in,embrace life and live it harm none but explore, lifes short dont wait just do.
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Please, put the crack pipe down. That made zero sense.
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Maybe one day GOD and LORD GOD can explain it to you dummy.
If you break my wings, I will just find a cloud and learn to fly again. The Lord will catch you when you fall or teach you to fly! May the footprints I leave lead you to BELIEVE.
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In the Garden of Eden, Man and Woman knew not of good in evil, rather to say good and evil. Upon them realizing such, God said I cannot be in your presense any longer, you have sinned, and they were banished from the Garden.


YOU ARE wrong

They DISOBEYED GOD BY EATING OF THE TREE OF THE KNOWELDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL WHEN HE TOLD THEM
NOT TO EAT FROM IT.
That was the SIN.
DISOBEYING GOD.

And as far as the knoweldge of good and evil
THE ONLY THING THEY WERE REWARDED WITH WAS DEATH.

AND LATER THE LAW WAS GIVEN TO EXPLAIN HOW GOOD GOD WAS
AND HOW EVIL THEY WERE.
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get a life man...seriously.
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Maybe one day GOD and LORD GOD can explain it to you dummy.
 Quoting: sandpiper


it has been explained -- all about the fold





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