Behave yourself in this life, or else...

... I like ducks.

Jeez dude..I think you've been to Disney just one too many times...didn't you see the health warning signs? LOL

Ducks seem to be happier than most people, from my own personal observations.

Probably better than being an Octapus


:Half-Full?:

I like Octopuses even more…

Although doing restaurant dishes sucks…

They are cute aren´t they?

The panda has all the genes to be a carnivore

and none of the genes for digesting bamboo


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This is true. Ducks are indeed mocked by all other birds. It is also true about reincarnating as a duck.

I spent 17 separate lives as a duck and a few mammals before I finally got back to human form.

BEWARE!

An octopus is not as bad as a duck, sure their body is funny enough but they have the ink shooting option. They do have fun.

reincarnation is a misconception.

When you die you reach into a higher dimension, period. You cannot "go back" just like you cannot unlearn walking on two legs ( but you can pretend you do).

The problem lies in that most people are not spiritually mature enough to know what to do in a world where their thoughts manifest easier than in the physical... What happens then? They end up attracting / manifesting familiar situations and scenarios according to their belief systems acquired with their human life on Earth. So if you firmly believe in reincarnation, you will die and probably manifest some kind of experience in which you will go through some process of returning to Earth to be reborn, etc. And then you go into a state of amnesia / stasis / sleep because of the "memory wipe" meme, which is very powerful when it comes to believing in reincarnation. What really happens is that you are still there in the higher dimension, already finished with the only human life you'll ever need, but just like a child you are playing a make-believe game of being "reincarnated". The good news is that you'll eventually wake up and explore the new dimension after growing bored of the "reincarnation" experience.

Wow, if i understand you right ducks and octopusses are prisoners in a higher dimension and if they snap out of it they will disappear? It sure would explain why i have never in my life have seen a dead duck or octopus. That´s amazing.

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there are many souls of deceased humans there in the higher dimension dreaming that they are "reincarnated", perhaps even as octopuses and ducks. they will snap out of it eventually, and then the dream ceases for them. it doesn't mean some octopus will blink out of existence here on Earth right in front of you, although there could be some kind of relationship indeed when a duck or octopus dies.... More food for thought.

Now you have me puzzled. First you say reincarnation is a misconception and then you say there could be some kind of relationship when a duck or octupus dies. Is it just those two or is there more? I don`t think i will sleep well tonight.

when an animal dies you could find a way to link its death to the end of someone's dream as that animal incarnation. that is, the spirit of a person decides to latch onto the energy of that animal form and experience a life as that animal. but for all matters, it's just an illusion -- the person is just sitting there in the higher dimension fulfilling her afterlife beliefs of "reincarnating" as a "lower" creature, most probably out of guilt. The person is just sitting there playing another physical role while ignoring the new higher-dimensional sorroundings and possibilities.

So if i am in a higher dimension dreaming my reincarnation i am incarnating real life, being it duck or octopus, here on on earth? Or am i just killing a random beast on earth by snapping out of my illusion in the higher dimension. I think the latter thing is rather sad.

you can certainly tune in to the frequency of a real living animal on Earth, and experience being that animal. not sure if it would be easy to do the same to another human or any human for that matter. probably not.

you must know however which "channel" to tune in. but reincarnation is a passive belief: the individual thinks there is a process that he is forced (or compelled) to go through without recollection or choice. So, my guess is that the souls just get into stasis.. they don't actively dream of anything. they just sit there sleeping because they believe their memory has been wiped out which means that they are no longer who they think they are, but another incarnation living somewhere else.

Cool, now i am sort of a nasty guy, so it would be possible to purposely tune into the frequency of someone i don´t like just to nag him or does that violate your rules? Anything would be better than being associated with a duck i guess.

here holland also

the zoom idea looks sweat but ehm when are they starting with living here.

yes.

the a duck only sucks from your human perspective. If you were a duck you wouldnt be thinking about how bad your wings suck.

Just like we don´t realise how clumsy we move around from a ducks perspective?

it is great to try to see things from as many perspectives as you possibly can

but hard to not assume or drive yourself crazy in the process

That was a joke, as you can tell by the original post, a ducks perspective is not one to envy.

do you agree it is good to try to see things from different perspectives?

not from a ducks

ok


from from the perspective of people different from you

I would be lost without people with different views.
It makes life fun.

Aha! So, the AFLAC Duck conspiracy is true, after all. That damned NWO is tricky like that. Always sending signals and codes.

I can confirm that, I was a duck in previous life. This video is of me and Arnold Schwarzenegger (the nosy gay looking one) incarnated in duck form.

And don't forget OP!. Ducks can only say One thing. The extents and limits to their entire vocabulary comes down to either:

1) Quack

or

2)AFLAC

Wait. That's Two things.