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WHOEVER NEEDS THIS! You know who you are!!!
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give it a big kick... so hard
that
is goes flying far into the outer reaches of the universe... ready?...
one... two... three.... <snap your fingers> and watch it go, farther and farther away... so far that is gets really small, now becoming a tiny speck in the distance, so small now that it is totally gone... just gone...
And a billion years later eneters the atmosphere of a beautiful peaceful planet polulated by peaceloving blue fuzzywugs...
One of them finds the bag..opens it..and 100 years later this once peaceful planet is populated by hate filled blue fuzzywugs all saying they are right about their particular od or viewpoint..and thus begins a terrible war and they wipe eachother out in an orgasm of death...
And alone in a small room just before the war breaks out and kills them all a frightened little blue fuzzywug stumbles across a post on their version of the internet telling him to visualise a platic bag swirling with purple light..and he places all he is..into the bag..and gives it a big kick as instructed..sending it out into the farthest reaches of the universe...
And a billion years later eneters the atmosphere of a beautiful peaceful planet polulated by peaceloving green grepledorps...
One of them finds the bag..opens it...and you know the rest.
SO..that begs the question...
WHO IS THE STUPID CUNT IN THIS PLANET WHO OPENED THE FUCKING BAG????
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1383604You should write a book.
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