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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1221465 United States 05/15/2011 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Think more of it being JUDGEMENT DAY! the day that God judges mankind. ************************************************************* MAY 21, 2011 THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT! ************************************************************* |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 727691 United States 05/15/2011 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wtf..lol Quoting: Phoenix 2012Sounds like a *nervous* LoL. Haha. Lets see how you feel on Friday. I bet you'll be convinced by Thursday when none of us have any electricity. Maybe I better pray just to be on the safe side. Quit fear-mongering OP. Messiah said, "But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1236429 United States 05/15/2011 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wtf..lol Quoting: Phoenix 2012Sounds like a *nervous* LoL. Haha. Lets see how you feel on Friday. I bet you'll be convinced by Thursday when none of us have any electricity. Maybe I better pray just to be on the safe side. I was thinking the same - lots of odd things going on |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1384498 United States 05/15/2011 05:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Where did this date come from? Quoting: D. BunkerIn 2 Peter 3:8, which is quoted above, Holy God reminds us that one day is as 1,000 years. Therefore, with the correct understanding that the seven days referred to in Genesis 7:4 can be understood as 7,000 years, we learn that when God told Noah there were seven days to escape worldwide destruction, He was also telling the world there would be exactly 7,000 years (one day is as 1,000 years) to escape the wrath of God that would come when He destroys the world on Judgment Day. Because Holy Infinite God is all-knowing, He knows the end from the beginning. He knew how sinful the world would become. Seven thousand years after 4990 B.C. (the year of the Flood) is the year 2011 A.D. (our calendar). 4990 + 2011 – 1 = 7,000 [One year must be subtracted in going from an Old Testament B.C. calendar date to a New Testament A.D. calendar date because the calendar does not have a year zero.] Thus Holy God is showing us by the words of 2 Peter 3:8 that He wants us to know that exactly 7,000 years after He destroyed the world with water in Noah’s day, He plans to destroy the entire world forever. Because the year 2011 A.D. is exactly 7,000 years after 4990 B.C. when the flood began, the Bible has given us absolute proof that the year 2011 is the end of the world during the Day of Judgment, which will come on the last day of the Day of Judgment. Amazingly, May 21, 2011 is the 17th day of the 2nd month of the Biblical calendar of our day. Remember, the flood waters also began on the 17th day of the 2nd month, in the year 4990 B.C. |
D. Bunker 05/15/2011 05:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Where did this date come from? Quoting: D. BunkerSome Pastor has been going on about it for two weeks. I don't remember his name. And why should this date be any different than the panoply of dates I have seen come and go all my life? :savetata: Favorite Quote - "I just fucking love outer space, it has all those planets and stars and shit." - Mister Obvious 2009 |
Starknight User ID: 1384894 Venezuela 05/15/2011 05:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Isn't "the rapture" just a made up concept that was propagated by those Left Behind books from the 90's or whenever? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 968483Wouldn't worry too much. Even so, there are 3 different possitions about the whole thing among Christians: Pretribs. midtribs. Posttribs. It has to do with the different interpreations men give to the scriptures. Your example is Pretrib, so it is only one position regarding the rapture. 1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God. @Starknight921 |
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Anonymous Coward 05/15/2011 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Where did this date come from? Quoting: D. BunkerSome Pastor has been going on about it for two weeks. I don't remember his name. And why should this date be any different than the panoply of dates I have seen come and go all my life? It shouldn't. This is a parody thread :) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1246880 Spain 05/15/2011 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Where did this date come from? Quoting: D. BunkerSome Pastor has been going on about it for two weeks. I don't remember his name. But Jesus said no one knows the time except the Father and he aint telling for obvious reasons The reason being then maybe one could do as one pleases and when the date approaches start to "see the light" and mend the ways.. Thats why the date is not known..thats why Jesus said to be always prepared..the parable of the lamps and the oil etc.. Too easy otherwise Ill lend you some beads though Phoenix |
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Anonymous Coward 05/15/2011 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Where did this date come from? Quoting: D. BunkerSome Pastor has been going on about it for two weeks. I don't remember his name. But Jesus said no one knows the time except the Father and he aint telling for obvious reasons The reason being then maybe one could do as one pleases and when the date approaches start to "see the light" and mend the ways.. Thats why the date is not known..thats why Jesus said to be always prepared..the parable of the lamps and the oil etc.. Too easy otherwise Ill lend you some beads though Phoenix Save yourselves! It's too late for me!..lol |
cRoSS FiRe User ID: 1237458 United States 05/15/2011 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here. [link to en.wikipedia.org] This has been going on for quite awhile. It's not just Harold, either. Last Edited by cRoSS FiRe on 05/15/2011 05:24 PM "Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop :gameizovar: It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP! |
Debauchery User ID: 1201998 United States 05/15/2011 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The rapture..I don't think so, BUT, I can guarantee you, with 100% certainty, that a lot of hangovers are coming on that day..as it is a Saturday and the day after payday. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Starknight User ID: 1384894 Venezuela 05/15/2011 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My bible thumping neighbors have been eerily quiet lately. I think they have gone underground. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1328412Have you ever been actually thumped on the head by any of them? XD 1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God. @Starknight921 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1332826 United States 05/15/2011 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Where did this date come from? Quoting: D. BunkerIn 2 Peter 3:8, which is quoted above, Holy God reminds us that one day is as 1,000 years. Therefore, with the correct understanding that the seven days referred to in Genesis 7:4 can be understood as 7,000 years, we learn that when God told Noah there were seven days to escape worldwide destruction, He was also telling the world there would be exactly 7,000 years (one day is as 1,000 years) to escape the wrath of God that would come when He destroys the world on Judgment Day. Because Holy Infinite God is all-knowing, He knows the end from the beginning. He knew how sinful the world would become. Seven thousand years after 4990 B.C. (the year of the Flood) is the year 2011 A.D. (our calendar). ************************************************************************************************************************ THE PROBLEM HERE IS H.CAMPING CANNOT PROVE THAT THE YEAR OF THE FLOOD WAS 4990 BC ************************************************************************************************************************ 4990 + 2011 – 1 = 7,000 [One year must be subtracted in going from an Old Testament B.C. calendar date to a New Testament A.D. calendar date because the calendar does not have a year zero.] Thus Holy God is showing us by the words of 2 Peter 3:8 that He wants us to know that exactly 7,000 years after He destroyed the world with water in Noah’s day, He plans to destroy the entire world forever. Because the year 2011 A.D. is exactly 7,000 years after 4990 B.C. when the flood began, the Bible has given us absolute proof that the year 2011 is the end of the world during the Day of Judgment, which will come on the last day of the Day of Judgment. Amazingly, May 21, 2011 is the 17th day of the 2nd month of the Biblical calendar of our day. Remember, the flood waters also began on the 17th day of the 2nd month, in the year 4990 B.C. |
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