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Harold Camping might be implying that the May 21st date is the *Rapture* that will last 153 days

 
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Harold Camping might be implying that the May 21st date is the *Rapture* that will last 153 days
Why 153 days?

Because of what Jesus said in JOHN: 21..

“I’m going out to fish,” Simon Peter told them, and they said, “We’ll go with you.” So they went out and got into the boat, but that night they caught nothing.
4 Early in the morning, Jesus stood on the shore, but the disciples did not realize that it was Jesus.

5 He called out to them, “Friends, haven’t you any fish?”

“No,” they answered.

6 He said, “Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some.” When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.

7 Then the disciple whom Jesus loved said to Peter, “It is the Lord!” As soon as Simon Peter heard him say, “It is the Lord,” he wrapped his outer garment around him (for he had taken it off) and jumped into the water. 8 The other disciples followed in the boat, towing the net full of fish, for they were not far from shore, about a hundred yards.[c] 9 When they landed, they saw a fire of burning coals there with fish on it, and some bread.

10 Jesus said to them, “Bring some of the fish you have just caught.” 11 So Simon Peter climbed back into the boat and dragged the net ashore. It was full of large fish, 153, but even with so many the net was not torn.


153 days from May 21st to Oct 21st is 153 Days....

THOSE DAYS ARE THE NET WHO ARE CATCHING UP THE CHURCH WHO WILL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS AND HAVE THE GREAT SUPPER OF THE LAMB..

Just as Jesus had a fire burning for the disciples who caught the fish...

OCTOBER 21st, as the Start of THE GREAT TRIBULATION, THE WRATH OF GOD UPON THE EARTH after the Rapture of the Church that lasted 153 days....

SOME SPIRITUAL FOOD TO PONDER ON IN THESE LAST DAYS....
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That means that I will hear about this shit 153 days MORE??? That sucks...
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05/16/2011 06:33 PM
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And if nothing happens in 5 days I am raising the bsflag in this thread.
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Re: Harold Camping might be implying that the May 21st date is the *Rapture* that will last 153 days
MARK 1:17



Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers of men."
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Re: Harold Camping might be implying that the May 21st date is the *Rapture* that will last 153 days
That means that I will hear about this shit 153 days MORE??? That sucks...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246559


Unless Jesus does not arrive in 5 days...
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And if nothing happens in 5 days I am raising the bsflag in this thread.
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If the Rapture of the Church lasts 153 days, you proably won't know, unless people in your house suddenly die or go missing...
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Re: Harold Camping might be implying that the May 21st date is the *Rapture* that will last 153 days
Look at it this way...

GOD only found Noah and his family to be worthy of Salvation and he warned Noah 7 days prior, when people say Noah loading the animals on the ark as well as his family, they looked on, laughed and went about there buisness...


The last days are the Days of Noah..If 153 days are the rapture, people will proably not take notice....
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and this is why ice and the rest go gaga??

i hope there's much more!!!

lol
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IN GENESIS 1

GOD SAID THE SIGNS WOULD BE IN THE STARS...THIS IS HOW WE KNOW WHAT IS SACRED TO GOD....



14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.”


And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars.


17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day
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That means that I will hear about this shit 153 days MORE??? That sucks...
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Oct. 21st, 2011- The Beginning of the 1260 Day Great Tribulation Period


It means that in A.D. 2011, the eighth day of the feast of tabernacles (feast of the Bible) is actually to be considered two days in length. Whereas the eighth day (the 22nd day of the seventh month), is October 20, in actuality, it is to be observed as they did in II Chronicles 7:10, on the 23rd day of the seventh month, which is October 21, 2011
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He is saying that because he is keeping an exit for his falsehood
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05/16/2011 06:47 PM
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Re: Harold Camping might be implying that the May 21st date is the *Rapture* that will last 153 days
He is saying that because he is keeping an exit for his falsehood
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Maybe....


But if the 4 Angels will go to each ends of the earth to call Believers to the GRAET SUPPER IN HEAVEN...that might take some time, maybe 153 days for everyone who will leave earth, to meet Jesus in the Clouds of Glory.....


Maybe too, people can bring there pets, I sure hope so....
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Most people who are going in the *Rapture* could care less about grabing there purse, or wallet or computer or money or gold or anything material, only there beloved kitties, dogs, birds and other pets....
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He is saying that because he is keeping an exit for his falsehood
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1241496


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bsflag backpeddling bullshit already. lmao it was only a matter of time.
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05/16/2011 06:58 PM
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Re: Harold Camping might be implying that the May 21st date is the *Rapture* that will last 153 days
He is not one that I would pay any attention to. Check his 1994 predictions. Mr. Camping never addresses the issue of the two witnesses either. So?
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05/16/2011 07:00 PM
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153 FISH = 153 days??

that doesn't make any sense, what is wrong with people??

wtf
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He is not one that I would pay any attention to. Check his 1994 predictions. Mr. Camping never addresses the issue of the two witnesses either. So?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1379017


What if the Lord only takes Harold Camping home on May 21st as payment for Harold's botched 1994 prediction:

Deut. 18:20-22

But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.

And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken?

When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

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Re: Harold Camping might be implying that the May 21st date is the *Rapture* that will last 153 days
April 1, 33 A.D <--> April 1 of 2011 A.D. = 1,978 years
1,978 Years x 365.2422 days = 722,449.0716 Days
April 1 to May 21 = 51 days
722,449.0716 Days + 51 Days = 722,500.0716 Days
(5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500
(Atonement x Completeness x Heaven) Squared
The Book of Revelation has 404 verses.
Add the number of people at the Last Supper.
Multiply by (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17)
Minus the number of Filipinos in the Bible.
Add 7,000 years from Noah's Flood in 4990 BC
Subtract 1 Year, Because there is no Year Zero.
And you get.......... May 21, 2011
!!!!!!!...........RAPTURE...........!!!!!!!
!!!.......PREPARE YOUR ANUS.......!!!
“I tell ya, I just about fell off my chair when I realized that”
DID WE DIED YET...???





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