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Message Subject I bet none of you missed me, did you?
Poster Handle Horace bubba
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A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1388335


charlie

So this little girl is taking a shower with her father one day. Her gaze halts about midway up before asking:

"Daddy, when am I going to get one of those?" she says while looking down at herself.

"Right after mommy goes to the store." He replies.
 Quoting: Horace bubba


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 Quoting: Barbi


A guy's screwing this girl.

She says, "Excuse me, but isn't it a bit presumptuous to assume you can screw me on our first date?"

"Well, yeah" the man replies, "But isn't PRESUMPTUOUS a big word for a first grader to be using?"
 
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