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Subject ***The Illuminati Made Me an Offer I Couldn't Refuse!
Poster Handle DeadFlagBlues
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The Illuminati's Human Resources recruiter just called and said they're offering me a job as account manager! OMG!

I start this Monday, assuming I don't get raptured. I'm supposed to report at 9am, sharp, to their headquarters on 33 Bavarian Way.
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