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BREAKING NEWS RAPTURE HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
TIM
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05/21/2011 11:52 AM
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BREAKING NEWS RAPTURE HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY WIFE JUST DISAPPEARED WHILE SHE WAS COOKING SO YA IM PISSED BUT ALSO HAPPY SHE'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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05/21/2011 11:54 AM
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Good for you. She got raptured and you got happy too. WIN - WIN!
Anonymous Coward
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05/21/2011 11:54 AM
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OMG, THE FISH; THE FISH IN MY TANK; ONE IS MISSING; SHE HAD A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS; SHE IS NO MORE WITH US; I AM SAD BUT HAPPY FOR HER.
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05/21/2011 11:56 AM
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OMG, THE FISH; THE FISH IN MY TANK; ONE IS MISSING; SHE HAD A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS; SHE IS NO MORE WITH US; I AM SAD BUT HAPPY FOR HER.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393684


FUCK YA, JESUS WINS AGAIN
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


How's the food?
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05/21/2011 11:57 AM
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MY WIFE JUST DISAPPEARED WHILE SHE WAS COOKING SO YA IM PISSED BUT ALSO HAPPY SHE'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: TIM 819784


She's probably shopping...credit card is being raptured!
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


How's the food?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393789


dude we eat manna in heaven, bro
Anonymous Coward
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05/21/2011 11:58 AM
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


How's the food?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393789


Probably burned.
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05/21/2011 11:58 AM
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AMERUKA , FUACK YEAAAh
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05/21/2011 11:59 AM
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​


How's the food?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393789


dude we eat manna in heaven, bro
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 819784


Sick burn, bro.

Manna tacos are delicious <3
tim (OP)
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05/21/2011 12:00 PM
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second broken news:

I just killed my dog so he could join her, she'd want it that way
Anonymous Coward
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05/21/2011 12:01 PM
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lol
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05/21/2011 12:04 PM
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No man knoweth the hour or the day.......be prepared anyway because the Lord will return one day, when He does the whole earth will be shocked and they will fall on their knees and bow.
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No man knoweth the hour or the day.......be prepared anyway because the Lord will return one day, when He does the whole earth will be shocked and they will fall on their knees and bow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393826


heaven is a kangaroo court led by spoiled children
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No man knoweth the hour or the day.......be prepared anyway because the Lord will return one day, when He does the whole earth will be shocked and they will fall on their knees and bow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393826


heaven is a kangaroo court led by spoiled children
 Quoting: tim 819784


I'd rather be a spoiled child than miss it altogether.....
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05/21/2011 12:11 PM
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No man knoweth the hour or the day.......be prepared anyway because the Lord will return one day, when He does the whole earth will be shocked and they will fall on their knees and bow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393826


heaven is a kangaroo court led by spoiled children
 Quoting: tim 819784


I'd rather be a spoiled child than miss it altogether.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393826


Id rather practice individual thinking than gullible
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05/21/2011 12:12 PM
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No man knoweth the hour or the day.......be prepared anyway because the Lord will return one day, when He does the whole earth will be shocked and they will fall on their knees and bow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393826


heaven is a kangaroo court led by spoiled children
 Quoting: tim 819784


Actually, heaven is a composite of all the people, places, things and feelings you love best during your time on earth -- AMPLIFIED EXPONENTIALLY AND UNENDINGLY. It's completely pain-free and completely suffused with love, somewhat analogous to that feeling you get when you fall in love. Heaven is our true home, because our souls were made there.


So going to heaven really just means going home.
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05/21/2011 12:20 PM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS RAPTURE HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No man knoweth the hour or the day.......be prepared anyway because the Lord will return one day, when He does the whole earth will be shocked and they will fall on their knees and bow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393826


heaven is a kangaroo court led by spoiled children
 Quoting: tim 819784


I'd rather be a spoiled child than miss it altogether.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393826


Id rather practice individual thinking than gullible
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393684


You're not thinking when only thinking as an individual.....
Anonymous Coward
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05/21/2011 12:25 PM
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She's probably shopping...credit card is being raptured!
 Quoting: Blazen


lmao best one yet
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05/21/2011 12:31 PM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS RAPTURE HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No man knoweth the hour or the day.......be prepared anyway because the Lord will return one day, when He does the whole earth will be shocked and they will fall on their knees and bow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393826


heaven is a kangaroo court led by spoiled children
 Quoting: tim 819784


Actually, heaven is a composite of all the people, places, things and feelings you love best during your time on earth -- AMPLIFIED EXPONENTIALLY AND UNENDINGLY. It's completely pain-free and completely suffused with love, somewhat analogous to that feeling you get when you fall in love. Heaven is our true home, because our souls were made there.


So going to heaven really just means going home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393506


Ive been there. God is a twat of all twats
this earth is a challenge to god, led by maynard james keenan. everyone else is a pawn. including you heather
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05/21/2011 12:37 PM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS RAPTURE HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mY WIFE HAS BEEN "DISAPPEARING" FROM THE KITCHEN SINCE i MARRIED Her





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