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THE GLP OFFICIAL RAPTURE TARD FAIL HALL OF FAME/SHAME UPDATED.

 
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THE GLP OFFICIAL RAPTURE TARD FAIL HALL OF FAME/SHAME UPDATED.
THE UPDATED OFFICIAL RAPTURE TARD FAIL TRACKER THREAD.

No doubt there will be more coming soon.

Thats the PROBLEM with RAPTURE-TARDS..they never EVER LEARN from the past.

Those who do NOT learn from the past are DOOMED to repeat it.

In each an EVERY case they had mathematic..gemmatria..bible verses..conjecture..guesswork..and a WHOLE LOT OF UTTER TARDNESS to back em up..and in EACH and EVERY CASE...they were WRONG..and always WILL be.

2011 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2010 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2009 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2008 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2007 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2006 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2005 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2004 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]


BUT..if you STILL believe..and want to be a REAL CHRISTIAN..just like THEM..then follow these simple steps

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer.

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.
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The funniest anti-rapture post!

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Re: THE GLP OFFICIAL RAPTURE TARD FAIL HALL OF FAME/SHAME UPDATED.
THE UPDATED OFFICIAL RAPTURE TARD FAIL TRACKER THREAD.

No doubt there will be more coming soon.

Thats the PROBLEM with RAPTURE-TARDS..they never EVER LEARN from the past.

Those who do NOT learn from the past are DOOMED to repeat it.

In each an EVERY case they had mathematic..gemmatria..bible verses..conjecture..guesswork..and a WHOLE LOT OF UTTER TARDNESS to back em up..and in EACH and EVERY CASE...they were WRONG..and always WILL be.

2011 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2010 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2009 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2008 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2007 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2006 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2005 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2004 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]


BUT..if you STILL believe..and want to be a REAL CHRISTIAN..just like THEM..then follow these simple steps

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer.

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.

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The next date to be added with be september 28.
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The next date to be added with be september 28.
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Then Oct 31st..ect ect..

WHAT a bunch of FUCKWITS.

And once again ICE..GLPs resident TOTAL FUCKHEAD is BACK again with..guess what...MORE NUMBERS AND DATES!!

THE FUCKHEADS NEVER EVER LEARN!
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bumpFor all the 2012 RAPTURE FUCKHEADS!
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bumpFOR THE RETARDS!
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And they have more before 2004. It is just because the last owner was banning them. What a dull life those idiots have. Each year and illuminated start a new thread on it. This years it will probably be Lisa or one of is friends. Or John Lear or any other brain washed idiot.
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Re: THE GLP OFFICIAL RAPTURE TARD FAIL HALL OF FAME/SHAME UPDATED.
THE UPDATED OFFICIAL RAPTURE TARD FAIL TRACKER THREAD.

No doubt there will be more coming soon.

Thats the PROBLEM with RAPTURE-TARDS..they never EVER LEARN from the past.

Those who do NOT learn from the past are DOOMED to repeat it.

In each an EVERY case they had mathematic..gemmatria..bible verses..conjecture..guesswork..and a WHOLE LOT OF UTTER TARDNESS to back em up..and in EACH and EVERY CASE...they were WRONG..and always WILL be.

2011 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2010 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2009 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2008 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2007 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2006 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2005 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2004 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]


BUT..if you STILL believe..and want to be a REAL CHRISTIAN..just like THEM..then follow these simple steps

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer.

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.

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BUMP for the tards
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SUGGESTED PIN
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow! What a Ride!"

We do not Die, We Awaken to the Dream that We Lived.
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it's funny . when will they ever learn
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Never apparently until it happens.

But then it will be too late.
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Never apparently until it happens.

But then it will be too late.
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Then it will never be too late.
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Indeedy
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GLP is my own personal rapture. An inexhaustible fascination. It sure trumps the old Weekly World News, and there's even some honest funnies too.
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Oh god.. it's going ot happen next year...
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THE UPDATED OFFICIAL RAPTURE TARD FAIL TRACKER THREAD.

No doubt there will be more coming soon.

Thats the PROBLEM with RAPTURE-TARDS..they never EVER LEARN from the past.

Those who do NOT learn from the past are DOOMED to repeat it.

In each an EVERY case they had mathematic..gemmatria..bible verses..conjecture..guesswork..and a WHOLE LOT OF UTTER TARDNESS to back em up..and in EACH and EVERY CASE...they were WRONG..and always WILL be.

2011 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2010 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2009 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2008 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2007 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2006 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2005 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2004 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]


BUT..if you STILL believe..and want to be a REAL CHRISTIAN..just like THEM..then follow these simple steps

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer.

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1397353


Can I be a christian too?

There are loads of people I have been just dying to hate and be horrible to.

I just needed a good excuse to do so..

So if I become a christian I can be an evil callous arrogant prick and justify it by saying '''

"WELL..CHRISTIANS ARE NOT PERFECT"
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Its already come and gone. They just can't accept that God didn't accept them.

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but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow! What a Ride!"

We do not Die, We Awaken to the Dream that We Lived.
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