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**Talking Monkey "Witch" Killed By South African Mob**

 
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**Talking Monkey "Witch" Killed By South African Mob**
June 1, 2011 06:30

Animal welfare groups in South Africa have condemned the “barbaric” killing of a vervet monkey by a mob of township residents who said it was a talking witch.

The monkey was beaten, pelted with stones, shot at and then doused with gas and burned to death in Kagiso near Johannesburg, by residents chanting “Kill that witch!”, reports South Africa’s Star newspaper.

The vervet monkey had reportedly wandered into the township after becoming separated from its troop. Residents said the monkey had been going around Kagiso “talking to people,” and believed it was linked to witchcraft and would bring them bad luck.

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Poor little magic monkey :(
Goodbye, halcyon days...

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Poor little magic monkey :(
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All he did was stop and ask for directions!
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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All he did was stop and ask for directions!
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putin uga booga
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They pelted the monkey with stones, and the monkey fled into a tree but was pulled down, put in a bucket and doused with gas.

Kagiso resident Tebogo Moswetsi told the Star that he climbed the tree and grabbed the monkey.

"I was curious to see this monkey that people claimed could talk, and when I saw a group of people chasing after it, I joined them," he said. "When it went up the tree, I climbed after it and brought it down because I was curious as I found it unbelievable that a monkey could talk.

"I feel guilty. I shouldn't have taken it down from that tree. I dropped it down after someone poured petrol on it. I had no choice," Moswetsi said. "Someone struck a match. [The monkey] got out of the bucket and dropped down dead. They continued throwing stones at it."

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Afreakin' retards.
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Afreakin' retards.
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Primitive beasts!
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Afreakin' retards.
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It is estimated that in the general population of South Africa the average IQ is borderline retarded.

So thus, it is not abnormal for nonsense like this to happen.

Our prisons in the United States are overloaded with borderline retards. Such is life. All many of them understand is "Kill or be killed."

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NWO Now! for a better world.
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HEHE...Thanks for the pin. thumbs
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Thank Heavens I am moving back home to Australia this year.
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Monkeys pelting monkeys. Stupid fucks - the US needs to democracatize that entire country.
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Thank Heavens I am moving back home to Australia this year.
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rofl
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So much for evolutionary leaps.

Also, I despise it when people trash animals.


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why did those monkeys kill that monkey? it was probably more intelligent then them
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Monkeys pelting monkeys. Stupid fucks - the US needs to democracatize that entire country.
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lmao so true
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What if it really was talking? damned

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Good. Fuck monkeys! I fucking hate monkeys! Smarmy monkey faces with their yellowed buck teeth! Slinging their poop around and scratching their asses! Leaping around in the trees and throwing coconuts an unsuspecting tourist! Fuck them in the monkey ass! Fuck!
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9teen Actually there could be an "element of truth" in the talking monkey claim. Voice throwing is not only a well known stage trick, but it has been used by witches for centuries.

I'm not saying that it was or it wasn't. But someone could have been up to no good.
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Afreakin' retards.
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Primitive beasts!
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They are the ones that should be doused with gas and burnt alive. Fuckers.
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9teen Actually there could be an "element of truth" in the talking monkey claim. Voice throwing is not only a well known stage trick, but it has been used by witches for centuries.

I'm not saying that it was or it wasn't. But someone could have been up to no good.
 Quoting: Judethz


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It might have been possessed by satan, it's not so different from the superstitious bs you christtards and yahwehites believe. In fact religious nuts used to do the same to women not too long ago.
This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled.

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After burning the monkey, the town's residents all selected a UN representative who will be responsible for taking carbon credit donations from First World countries to offset the burning monkey.
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It might have been possessed by satan, it's not so different from the superstitious bs you christtards and yahwehites believe. In fact religious nuts used to do the same to women not too long ago.
 Quoting: Koelbren


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It might have been possessed by satan, it's not so different from the superstitious bs you christtards and yahwehites believe. In fact religious nuts used to do the same to women not too long ago.
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^ A typing monkey! Kill it with fire! ^
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Afreakin' retards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283316

It is estimated that in the general population of South Africa the average IQ is borderline retarded.

So thus, it is not abnormal for nonsense like this to happen.

Our prisons in the United States are overloaded with borderline retards. Such is life. All many of them understand is "Kill or be killed."
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dont know what your IQ is mate but I know that your a very nasty man.
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Overkill much?
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It might have been possessed by satan, it's not so different from the superstitious bs you christtards and yahwehites believe. In fact religious nuts used to do the same to women not too long ago.
 Quoting: Koelbren


^ A typing monkey! Kill it with fire! ^
 Quoting: Comedian


lol
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It might have been possessed by satan, it's not so different from the superstitious bs you christtards and yahwehites believe. In fact religious nuts used to do the same to women not too long ago.
 Quoting: Koelbren


^ A typing monkey! Kill it with fire! ^
 Quoting: Comedian


We have gone beyond that here in the west, nowadays you call the ADL ;)
This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled.

For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves.





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