**Talking Monkey "Witch" Killed By South African Mob** | |
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 947526 United States 06/01/2011 02:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Poor little magic monkey :( Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 947526 United States 06/01/2011 02:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All he did was stop and ask for directions! Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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TXGal4Truth (OP) User ID: 1013398 United States 06/01/2011 02:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They pelted the monkey with stones, and the monkey fled into a tree but was pulled down, put in a bucket and doused with gas. Kagiso resident Tebogo Moswetsi told the Star that he climbed the tree and grabbed the monkey. "I was curious to see this monkey that people claimed could talk, and when I saw a group of people chasing after it, I joined them," he said. "When it went up the tree, I climbed after it and brought it down because I was curious as I found it unbelievable that a monkey could talk. "I feel guilty. I shouldn't have taken it down from that tree. I dropped it down after someone poured petrol on it. I had no choice," Moswetsi said. "Someone struck a match. [The monkey] got out of the bucket and dropped down dead. They continued throwing stones at it." [link to www.globalpost.com] So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16 *********************************** You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed. :tgdmwt: |
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JoeNeubarth User ID: 1127812 United States 06/01/2011 02:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Afreakin' retards. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283316It is estimated that in the general population of South Africa the average IQ is borderline retarded. So thus, it is not abnormal for nonsense like this to happen. Our prisons in the United States are overloaded with borderline retards. Such is life. All many of them understand is "Kill or be killed." Last Edited by JoeNeubarth on 06/01/2011 02:39 PM 1st Place in Novel Sales for 6 yrs! [link to www.mobipocket.com] |
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TXGal4Truth (OP) User ID: 1013398 United States 06/01/2011 02:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank Heavens I am moving back home to Australia this year. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1410117 So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16 *********************************** You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed. :tgdmwt: |
Psemeni User ID: 1409844 United States 06/01/2011 02:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So much for evolutionary leaps. Also, I despise it when people trash animals. Post 7/11/10-- "We just walked right through all the stones, all the bottles, and whatever they threw. We have won a major Victory." [link to www.youtube.com] |
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TXGal4Truth (OP) User ID: 1013398 United States 06/01/2011 02:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What if it really was talking? [link to www.best-horror-movies.com] So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16 *********************************** You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed. :tgdmwt: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1387208 United States 06/01/2011 02:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good. Fuck monkeys! I fucking hate monkeys! Smarmy monkey faces with their yellowed buck teeth! Slinging their poop around and scratching their asses! Leaping around in the trees and throwing coconuts an unsuspecting tourist! Fuck them in the monkey ass! Fuck! |
Judethz User ID: 1199771 United Kingdom 06/01/2011 02:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm not saying that it was or it wasn't. But someone could have been up to no good. |
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TXGal4Truth (OP) User ID: 1013398 United States 06/01/2011 02:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually there could be an "element of truth" in the talking monkey claim. Voice throwing is not only a well known stage trick, but it has been used by witches for centuries. Quoting: JudethzI'm not saying that it was or it wasn't. But someone could have been up to no good. So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16 *********************************** You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed. :tgdmwt: |
Koelbren User ID: 1406655 Spain 06/01/2011 02:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It might have been possessed by satan, it's not so different from the superstitious bs you christtards and yahwehites believe. In fact religious nuts used to do the same to women not too long ago. This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled. For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves. |
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TXGal4Truth (OP) User ID: 1013398 United States 06/01/2011 02:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It might have been possessed by satan, it's not so different from the superstitious bs you christtards and yahwehites believe. In fact religious nuts used to do the same to women not too long ago. Quoting: Koelbren So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16 *********************************** You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed. :tgdmwt: |
Comedian User ID: 1347355 United States 06/01/2011 02:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It might have been possessed by satan, it's not so different from the superstitious bs you christtards and yahwehites believe. In fact religious nuts used to do the same to women not too long ago. Quoting: Koelbren^ A typing monkey! Kill it with fire! ^ Don't run. You'll just die tired. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1316747 United Kingdom 06/01/2011 02:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Afreakin' retards. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1283316It is estimated that in the general population of South Africa the average IQ is borderline retarded. So thus, it is not abnormal for nonsense like this to happen. Our prisons in the United States are overloaded with borderline retards. Such is life. All many of them understand is "Kill or be killed." dont know what your IQ is mate but I know that your a very nasty man. |
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TXGal4Truth (OP) User ID: 1013398 United States 06/01/2011 02:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It might have been possessed by satan, it's not so different from the superstitious bs you christtards and yahwehites believe. In fact religious nuts used to do the same to women not too long ago. Quoting: Koelbren^ A typing monkey! Kill it with fire! ^ So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16 *********************************** You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed. :tgdmwt: |
Koelbren User ID: 1406655 Spain 06/01/2011 02:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It might have been possessed by satan, it's not so different from the superstitious bs you christtards and yahwehites believe. In fact religious nuts used to do the same to women not too long ago. Quoting: Koelbren^ A typing monkey! Kill it with fire! ^ We have gone beyond that here in the west, nowadays you call the ADL ;) This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled. For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves. |