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Atheist converts after mock prayer to win $1M lottery is answered

 
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A self-confessed atheist has become a believer after mocking God by sarcastically praying for his mother to win the lottery.

However, his joke prayer was amazingly answered as the next day his mother won $1 million on the New York Lottery Sweet Million game.

[link to www.lotterypost.com]
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Re: Atheist converts after mock prayer to win $1M lottery is answered
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Mysterious ways indeed! Gambling can be bad but the love of money is WORSE. Let's hope his mom will keep him in check too hf
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Very cool. Thank you Jesus!
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Re: Atheist converts after mock prayer to win $1M lottery is answered
A self-confessed atheist has become a believer after mocking God by sarcastically praying for his mother to win the lottery.

However, his joke prayer was amazingly answered as the next day his mother won $1 million on the New York Lottery Sweet Million game.

[link to www.lotterypost.com]
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Sorry, but God had no hand in this. Why on earth would God let someone win $1mil but let children die from cancer, hunger, horror???

You people are ridiculous.
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A self-confessed atheist has become a believer after mocking God by sarcastically praying for his mother to win the lottery.

However, his joke prayer was amazingly answered as the next day his mother won $1 million on the New York Lottery Sweet Million game.

[link to www.lotterypost.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 816934



Sorry, but God had no hand in this. Why on earth would God let someone win $1mil but let children die from cancer, hunger, horror???

You people are ridiculous.
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Exactly. There may be a source of creation, but he takes no more heed of us than we take of every ant hill or termite mound we may come across; unless it affects us openly and directly, we will take any course to avoid interaction or confrontation with it.
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Praise his name!

I sleep better at night knowing god answers prayers.
























































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In a 1992 interview, Kuklinski recalled what he considered his most sadistic murder.

"It was a man and he was begging, and pleading, and praying, I guess. And he was, 'Please, God, no,'-ing all over the place. So I told him he could have a half an hour to pray to God and if God could come down and change the circumstances, He'd have that time. But God never showed up and He never changed the circumstances and that was that. It wasn't too nice. That's one thing, I shouldn't have done that one. I shouldn't have done it that way."[18]
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Cool, and now the church will probably siphon all of his winnings.
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God will answer whatever prayers He wants. It's not for us to question. His will always has been and always will be divine.
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Re: Atheist converts after mock prayer to win $1M lottery is answered
Somewhere a believer prayed for the healing of a loved one who ended up dying. He doesn't believe anymore as he realized his prayers were useless, because god either doesn't exist or didn't care enough to help him because he was helping someone win the lottery.
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Re: Atheist converts after mock prayer to win $1M lottery is answered
A VERY SIMILAR thing happened to my Uncle!

As my Uncle was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at him. That does it, he decided. I'm going to start a whole new regimen.

He began attending aerobics classes. He started working out with weights. He changed his diet. And he got an expensive hair transplant.

In six months, he was a different man. Again, he asked his female co-worker out, and this time she accepted!

There he was, all dressed up for the date, looking better than he ever had. He stood poised to ring the woman's doorbell, when a bolt of lightning struck him and knocked him off his feet...

As he lay there dying, he turned his eyes toward the heavens and prayed, "Why, God, why now? After all I've been through, how could you do this to me?"

From up above, there came a voice, "Sorry. I didn't recognize
you."
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Prayer requires faith. Believing. I'm thinking the Mother of this man was praying for her son to be saved, and believing with all her heart that God would deliver :))
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Re: Atheist converts after mock prayer to win $1M lottery is answered
Praise his name!

I sleep better at night knowing god answers prayers.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

In a 1992 interview, Kuklinski recalled what he considered his most sadistic murder.

"It was a man and he was begging, and pleading, and praying, I guess. And he was, 'Please, God, no,'-ing all over the place. So I told him he could have a half an hour to pray to God and if God could come down and change the circumstances, He'd have that time. But God never showed up and He never changed the circumstances and that was that. It wasn't too nice. That's one thing, I shouldn't have done that one. I shouldn't have done it that way."[18]
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I see what you did there.

verysad
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Re: Atheist converts after mock prayer to win $1M lottery is answered
Praise his name!

I sleep better at night knowing god answers prayers.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

In a 1992 interview, Kuklinski recalled what he considered his most sadistic murder.

"It was a man and he was begging, and pleading, and praying, I guess. And he was, 'Please, God, no,'-ing all over the place. So I told him he could have a half an hour to pray to God and if God could come down and change the circumstances, He'd have that time. But God never showed up and He never changed the circumstances and that was that. It wasn't too nice. That's one thing, I shouldn't have done that one. I shouldn't have done it that way."[18]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1401788


I see what you did there.

verysad
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113629


You know it had to be hard core if even Kuklinski had feelings about it in the end.
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Re: Atheist converts after mock prayer to win $1M lottery is answered
Wouldn't this prove, God has a sense of humor?


I can imagine God talking like a New Yorker...

Hey ! You wanna fuck with me? Okay...I'll fuck with you!

(zap...million dollar winner)

Oh, OH ! Noooooow you believe in me?

Eh...Enjoy that tumor growin' in your ass...ya dick !
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Re: Atheist converts after mock prayer to win $1M lottery is answered
I tried this once and nothing happened!
UNLESS!
Must Had to be the god of islam he prayed to!

Quick everyone convert to islam and youll win too!
But the navys total fleet cant storm in a local beach told to breach my home couldnt get me out the zone ive reached.





GLP