So my mother-in-law that can't shut up long enough to walk down a flight of stairs rolled passed me as I giggled helplessly. I did try to stop her fall by trying to giver a good kick back up but I just watched.

Unfortunately , she broke her ankle but not her mouth.

I had to perform the best acting I ever did just to make it look like I was concerned in front of my wife but when I made a sandwich before I called 911, I think she got a bit suspicious.

Luckily for me, I knew if she ate or drank before she arrived at the E.R, they can't operate on her immediately until 24 hours so I stopped by a mcdonald's and had her eat a Happy meal before I took her to the hospital. Now she may be hospitalized for 2 days. Enough time for me to take my dogs for a walk in a tick, flea infested park and have them roll in her bed at home before I wash my dogs.

this is a good weekend.