SOME TIMES WHEN IM BORED I LIKE TO GO TO THE INTENSIVE CARE WARD AT THE HOSPITAL AND SNEAK IN AN EMPTY BED

At the first sign I hear of an old person making a disturbing noise, I lean over at them and scream "FUCK YOU IM DYING MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It does a world of good for both of us, I know it for a fact because when im done their heart monitor is all over the place, cardiovascular conditioning they wouldn't get otherwise.