'Sunspots are gates to another dimension, aliens are travelling via them, an armada of motherships will be here, any minute now, they come to show us our astral origins and to unite the people in infinite and unconditional love'

Just my 2 cents. Anything less spectacular and I will be very disappointed and it will cause me to lose interest, e.g. 'we expect extreme sunflares in the coming days that will wipe all life off the planet' or lame shit like that.

On a more serious note, I'm very curious...