Let's all move to New Zealand!!!!!!

One thing to remember, as far as Aussies are concerned kiwis are like that annoying sibling, it's okay for us to make fun of them, (and trust me they give as good as they get) but god help any one else who tries to f$@k with them. Thats our job.

Wheeeeeee!!! But I heard you pets have to stay in quarantine for 6 months if you relocate there!!!!!

100% there for the taking......

I'm on my way!!!!!!

lol, yea Bro, hey the other part to the joke !!

The Aussies export THEIR meat to you guys !!!, ever wonder why your daughters got a maustach ?

Try importing anything live into Tasmania, she's all dead here mate!!!!

I was wondering that!!!! Is that the reason that there is a high percentage of women with NO Teeth around here????? i think that is a valid question!!

Ausies bonding !

So Tasmania isn't such a Happenin plaace then???

So are we......the Australian version of 100% NZ

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How will ya take over NZ didn't they "disarm" you guys???? I guess you could "Sheep Bomb" em!!!!

You all have to go in quarantine
not worth it
they put you in a small cell type room
has a little yard for excercise
the roof is corrigated iron
they spray a hose on it at night to get you used to the conditions
not worth it Bro!!
you have to stay in quarantine for ages!
food suks, bucket toilet
fuk that!
not worth it bro!
dont come !!! nobody !!!! its hell !!!!!

Did you see the meat on the BBQ !!!! see !!!!! they spread their seamen !!!!! dirty dirty dirty

I'm coming any way and bringing all my Red-neck Hillbilly Friends!!!!! We might not look pretty but we play great music!!!!

Lol that would only distract the men and Kiwi women are tough cookies.

I thought it was all the rage over there?? Lol!

Horse Semen Shots a Hit With Kiwi Connoisseurs

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Now that's wrong on so many levels!!!!!

No mate, inbread bastard, banjo playi'n mo fo's here bro. noth'n to see here, fuck off you mudda fukka's We dont have 98% hydro power, our populating growth is 20000% not the .7% they say. No way would we lock up 1/3 of our state with national park and world heritage areas. Fuck you tards if you stop feeding us we will all die!! Under no curcomstances do we grow 10 to 20 times more than we eat. We are too close to N.Z. to suvive anything. We are bound to die of SSD (Sheep Shaggers Deisese), Worst mofo place in da world. Warst edukation just fuck off and leve us be, Curcomsise a Tasmanian by kicking the sister in the back of the head!! Still better than a kiwi but!!!

there is cheap housing in christchurch.

Wow a little angry there!!!!

I bet!!!!!!

Maybe i'll just visit instead!!!

I'll still bring my guitar though!!

Sorry I forget you Americunt's don't understand sarcasm. Tasmania is beautiful, 1/3 of our state is national park or world heritage, 98% of all our power is hydro electric and we supply 25% of all the southern states of Australia with vegetables. We produce on average 10 to 20 times more than we consume, A state the size of Washington State with 500,000 people, We live in a economic depression constantly so we would cope well with disaster, Our infrastructure is set around small self supporting communities and although now treated as the inbred cousin we could be the model of the future

Sorry if I was a little "Under Sarcastic" in my reply which I understand fully!!!

fuck off. you yanks give us enough shit as is.

Wow a little angry there!!!!


Sorry I forget you Americunt's don't understand sarcasm. Tasmania is beautiful, 1/3 of our state is national park or world heritage, 98% of all our power is hydro electric and we supply 25% of all the southern states of Australia with vegetables. We produce on average 10 to 20 times more than we consume, A state the size of Washington State with 500,000 people, We live in a economic depression constantly so we would cope well with disaster, Our infrastructure is set around small self supporting communities and although now treated as the inbred cousin we could be the model of the future

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Only by the Victorians, and be honest who cares what they think?

Last Edited by HellsBells on 06/27/2011 09:08 AM

Hey OP, I know you want the 15mil march, but other than hide it out it Tassie (my plan) or N.Z. do you think this world will get it's shit together in time? I'm starting to think that everyone is fighting their own cause and we will never be able to get together as one. Not soon enough or cohesive enough anyway. I wish you the best and thanks for the tread, haven't laughed this much for a while.

Nah the world will never get it's shit together~~~~ Everyone has their own agenda. No one really cares about the big picture anyway!!!! There will be no million man march so lighthearted conversation seems to be the order of the day!!!! so I will march on. ahhh I'll just caome and live in your garage!!!!

You still make me laugh, My garage(shed we call it) is 20mtrs long 11.5 mtrs wide. Arts room, music room, Fully decked out Bjj grappling room, bed room, full bar and tv room , toilet shower, workshop, laundry and double car port, Its bigger than mu house!!!