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(((The BIG BONED ))) naturally selected to replace obsolete skinny monkey people(((

 
rotund folk overlord
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(((The BIG BONED ))) naturally selected to replace obsolete skinny monkey people(((
they survive stressful situations at higher rates.

the iraq war casualty and trauma numbers prove larger

bodies are harder to slay.

while you may consider diabetes and other challenges

for BIG BONED a form of physical weakness, consider that

a newly evolved type of cardiovascular system

is evolving through

a different weight class that is capable of ten to twenty

times more workload then an underweight body.


Historically our male ancestors preferred large women

viewing them as lush, rich, vibrant, verveful, fecund,

full of life and plentitude, capable, & industrious

modern men that are attracted to skinny women have a

plethora of mental problems and a skinnny society is

obese with amoral, trite, rash, impatient stock.
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further,


the wealthiest classes, too , have evolved genetically,

leaving the poorer vermin to do nothing but await their

inevitable demise...

this is not a hateful staement towards poverty's minions.

it is a fact that tools guide our brain's development,

and those who have better brains have bettter chances

at reproductive success because they have better tools.

poor people breed more poor people within urban cages.

but large people are outside of this paradigm destined to

recreate their former exiled kingdom upon the earth.

they are making a comeback.

their numbers are increasing.
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think of it this way:

if you wear a size 48 pants, you need more textiles and raw

resources to bring to the loom.

if you are a size 31 waste, you use less material, ergo

utilize less time, energy, and money, requiring fewer

skills to obtain these.

you are doomed through the reciprical complacency and

convenience represented by your smaller pants to continue

a life as an ant amidst giants.
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pole shift will be pwned by blossoming body sprawl
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bump
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Re: (((The BIG BONED ))) naturally selected to replace obsolete skinny monkey people(((
definately pin worthy.

have to think outside of the box which scares the skinny.

the skinny want to believe they have inheritable greatness.

you are not epic for being a pencil thinned nobody.

try to see your fast paced metabolism as a ruinous heap of

genetic anomaly serving only the whims of those who

designed you.

ELITES want you to be punctual and timely thus they
engineered
a skinny bunch of speedy passive nitwits.

ELITES wanted you to occupy less of THEIR space, thus

you 150 pound tomb-critters are their creation.

cast a fucking shadow already....
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the merry prussians and their army of giants comes to mind.
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06/27/2011 02:57 PM
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Re: (((The BIG BONED ))) naturally selected to replace obsolete skinny monkey people(((
I'm not buying it. Being a big person has advantages to a point as I can attest. I'm 5'9" and 150 lbs, and have always been stronger and more able to labor long hours, have less illness than my skinny counterparts. But, there comes a point when the extra size is counterproductive. Even if the cardiovascular system does evolve along with the larger bodies, what about the feet? Feet aren't made to take such a pounding. Over 200 lbs and you will eventually be screwed. Who wants to spend the last half of their life on a scooter because their feet gave out on them?
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Big booties were naturally selected too...






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Last Edited by BRIEF on 06/27/2011 02:58 PM
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I like this.
I cahoot with no one.
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06/27/2011 03:08 PM
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OP, lemme guess. You're a fatty. Skinny people don't research/make up stuff like this.
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06/27/2011 03:10 PM
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SLAM THAT CLAM
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06/27/2011 03:13 PM
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OP the term "big boned" is a fallacy. Human skeletons are generally the same. Stop trying to justify being a fat cunt.
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Big booties were naturally selected too...






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be still my heart!

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Re: (((The BIG BONED ))) naturally selected to replace obsolete skinny monkey people(((

 Quoting: theAK47ofSEX


I love the first guy!
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OP the term "big boned" is a fallacy. Human skeletons are generally the same. Stop trying to justify being a fat cunt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264518


That is complete bullshit.

My friend is tiny and has tiny bones, I could break her wrist easily. My wrists are at least twice as wide regardlesss of weight.
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OP the term "big boned" is a fallacy. Human skeletons are generally the same. Stop trying to justify being a fat cunt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264518


That is complete bullshit.

My friend is tiny and has tiny bones, I could break her wrist easily. My wrists are at least twice as wide regardlesss of weight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 744051


I meant in the context the OP is using it. If your tiny friend put on a hundred pounds, she wouldn't suddenly become "big boned" she'd just be a fat cunt, like the OP.
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I like this.
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LMAO, I bet you do, and I bet you're a lardass just like OP and any other loser who agrees with this total fucking ignorance.
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I like this.
 Quoting: Jessica Sweet




LMAO, I bet you do, and I bet you're a lardass just like OP and any other loser who agrees with this total fucking ignorance.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Not a lardass, actually. Just like to see the fatties sticking up for themselves for once.
I cahoot with no one.
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Re: (((The BIG BONED ))) naturally selected to replace obsolete skinny monkey people(((
Well, they sure will provide a good supply of SHTF food for us healthy folk! Though getting to the prime cuts will be difficult, all of that leftover fat will make good candles.

Rule #1: Cardio
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Well, they sure will provide a good supply of SHTF food for us healthy folk! Though getting to the prime cuts will be difficult, all of that leftover fat will make good candles.

Rule #1: Cardio
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1145072


i'm baned
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oops, maybe not...

now i can say my two cents..

hating fat people don't make skinny pretty
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Lighter boned, thinner people are speedier and more agile.
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I like this.
 Quoting: Jessica Sweet




LMAO, I bet you do, and I bet you're a lardass just like OP and any other loser who agrees with this total fucking ignorance.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I want to EAT you!!! ARGHHH!!!tounge
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SLAM THAT CLAM
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I like this.
 Quoting: Jessica Sweet




LMAO, I bet you do, and I bet you're a lardass just like OP and any other loser who agrees with this total fucking ignorance.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ROFL...Right on!
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06/28/2011 07:23 PM
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OP...Maybe your doctor should liposuction some of that fat out from inside your big sloped frontal lobe.
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OP the term "big boned" is a fallacy. Human skeletons are generally the same. Stop trying to justify being a fat cunt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264518


That sir is not true. I'm not a fatty either I have 10% body fat. But stop talking out of your ass.
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Big Boned. lmao

Being obese doesn't come with bones, it's the eating habbits.
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Re: (((The BIG BONED ))) naturally selected to replace obsolete skinny monkey people(((
they survive stressful situations at higher rates.

the iraq war casualty and trauma numbers prove larger

bodies are harder to slay.

while you may consider diabetes and other challenges

for BIG BONED a form of physical weakness, consider that

a newly evolved type of cardiovascular system

is evolving through

a different weight class that is capable of ten to twenty

times more workload then an underweight body.


Historically our male ancestors preferred large women

viewing them as lush, rich, vibrant, verveful, fecund,

full of life and plentitude, capable, & industrious

modern men that are attracted to skinny women have a

plethora of mental problems and a skinnny society is

obese with amoral, trite, rash, impatient stock.

 Quoting: rotund folk overlord 237680


It's funny. I just went though a collection of Civil War photos and don't remember seeing 1 "big boned" person alive anywhere. The fatties had all been slaughtered by the skinnies.


Did I ever tell you about fatty and skinny?

Fatty and skinny went to bed..fatty cut a fart and skinny was dead...fatty called the doctor and the doctor said...cut another fart and we'll all be dead!
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Re: (((The BIG BONED ))) naturally selected to replace obsolete skinny monkey people(((
Big booties were naturally selected too...






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 Quoting: BRIEF


God, how do the fat asses manage to get knocked up. You'd think the sperm would die of exhaustion before they even can find the right spot.





GLP