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HELP!. I'm Leaking!

 
Strut1eleven
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07/05/2011 06:18 AM
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HELP!. I'm Leaking!
Most people Fart on average 12-14 times a day, even Women, Kings, Popes, Presidents, Beauty Queens and Nuns. Even Yoda. and Aliens probably Fart too.

I am unusual in that so far today I have done 111 farts. Does this mean something? I fear that I may have busted my Pooper Valve.

I am also fearful that Aliens may be more easily able to detect me due to the huge amount of heat and gases in my vicinity and the fact that like Dogs they may find the odor irresistable.

I would try blaming others for my anal indiscretions but I think that the Aliens advanced technology would easily uncover my deception.

I really enjoy farting and believe that I may be addicted but am worried about attracting unwanted attention from our cosmic neighbors.

Has anyone else here attracted unwanted Alien attention due to flatulence?

Please Help. 111 and counting.
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Most people Fart on average 12-14 times a day, even Women, Kings, Popes, Presidents, Beauty Queens and Nuns. Even Yoda. and Aliens probably Fart too.

I am unusual in that so far today I have done 111 farts. Does this mean something? I fear that I may have busted my Pooper Valve.

I am also fearful that Aliens may be more easily able to detect me due to the huge amount of heat and gases in my vicinity and the fact that like Dogs they may find the odor irresistable.

I would try blaming others for my anal indiscretions but I think that the Aliens advanced technology would easily uncover my deception.

I really enjoy farting and believe that I may be addicted but am worried about attracting unwanted attention from our cosmic neighbors.

Has anyone else here attracted unwanted Alien attention due to flatulence?

Please Help. 111 and counting.
 Quoting: Strut1eleven



That is either hilarious or you have irritable bowl crones or ucerative colitis or you ate some rank food...

5tsp of citric acid to 2 ltrs water drink it all and you will see FARTS gone...
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07/05/2011 09:26 AM

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Ok, I wasn't here and I didn't read this...
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07/05/2011 09:30 AM
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Sorry couldnt resist!!

Ok that made me laugh!! Thankyou OP I was miserable untill that :D

IF your being serious SEE A DOCTOR if not good imagination you made a lil lady from UK giggle :D

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Sorry couldnt resist!!

Ok that made me laugh!! Thankyou OP I was miserable untill that :D

IF your being serious SEE A DOCTOR if not good imagination you made a lil lady from UK giggle :D

xx
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haha
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07/06/2011 08:51 AM
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is your name mick (the master farter), an do you have a fuel injected double jointed ass?
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is your name mick (the master farter), an do you have a fuel injected double jointed ass?
 Quoting: xen



Death is always around the corner, but often our society gives it inordinate help.
Carter Burwell

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
Edward W. Howe





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