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High Colonics - Personal Experience: Updated!

 
Greg_B.
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I am on the attack with my Psoriasis, and am going the Cayce route, which includes High Colonic(s) and Certain Chiropractic adjustments.

Just got back from the Holistic clinic where this is performed. All questions answered.

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How many blow jobs did you have to give to get that?
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How many blow jobs did you have to give to get that?
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Zero
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So how far do they shove the tube up your can?
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What ever you do do not eat before you go have it done...try water only for 24 hours..Easier on your system..
It Only Hurts If You Care...
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So how far do they shove the tube up your can?
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I'd say somewhere between 4-5 Inches.
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What ever you do do not eat before you go have it done...try water only for 24 hours..Easier on your system..
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I asked my "Doc" about this and she said it doesn't make any difference, it's going to be shit-tacular whether you do or not.

They said don't eat any big meals 2 hours before procedure.
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What ever you do do not eat before you go have it done...try water only for 24 hours..Easier on your system..
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I asked my "Doc" about this and she said it doesn't make any difference, it's going to be shit-tacular whether you do or not.

They said don't eat any big meals 2 hours before procedure.
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Wrong.. 2 of my friends have a little Colonic Therapy Practice .. Had it done twice...Just to try it out..It was somewhat uncomfortable..Made the mistake of eating Chili for supper the night before... Never again... way to gassy and uncomfortable... Just my 2 cents...

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I still couldnt get over being very embarrassed, I would like it done but just wouldnt feel right farting and shitting in front of a stranger.
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

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What ever you do do not eat before you go have it done...try water only for 24 hours..Easier on your system..
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I asked my "Doc" about this and she said it doesn't make any difference, it's going to be shit-tacular whether you do or not.

They said don't eat any big meals 2 hours before procedure.
 Quoting: Greg_B.


Wrong.. 2 of my friends have a little Colonic Therapy Practice .. Had it done twice...Just to try it out..It was somewhat uncomfortable..Made the mistake of eating Chili for supper the night before... Never again... way to gassy and uncomfortable... Just my 2 cents...
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She said I had no gas at all, so maybe that's why it wasn't so bad for me.
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I still couldnt get over being very embarrassed, I would like it done but just wouldnt feel right farting and shitting in front of a stranger.
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Well, that's what they *do* so they sort of expect it. Try thinking that you witholding your poop, gas, and money from them is robbing them of their livelihood.
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Are you awake during or are you doped up like during a colonoscopy? I had one of them and they dropped me with propofol before the procedure. That stuff is amazing! I can see why Michael Jackson loved the stuff.
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There are several you two video's ,one a guy goes in to film everything that happens,well his friend films it, and every time he farts his friend laughs his ass off very funny video
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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yeah..the egyptians even knew our ailments come from that stuff we put in our bodies...

i say go in manually and flush the place out with water...

fewer illnesses and when you do get sick it's milder.
sleep better.
fewer headaches.
clear up your skin.

just to name a few.

the question.

have you noticed these types of things?
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many people talk of the embarrassment but when you almost STOP AGING...

you won't care.
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Are you awake during or are you doped up like during a colonoscopy? I had one of them and they dropped me with propofol before the procedure. That stuff is amazing! I can see why Michael Jackson loved the stuff.
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You are awake..these people are not MD's and can not prescribe Drugs...

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Are colonics better than enemas? Cause y people can do enemas at home for a lot less money. Youtubes on that too.
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Are you awake during or are you doped up like during a colonoscopy? I had one of them and they dropped me with propofol before the procedure. That stuff is amazing! I can see why Michael Jackson loved the stuff.
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Awake, no meds. None needed!
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yeah..the egyptians even knew our ailments come from that stuff we put in our bodies...

i say go in manually and flush the place out with water...

fewer illnesses and when you do get sick it's milder.
sleep better.
fewer headaches.
clear up your skin.

just to name a few.

the question.

have you noticed these types of things?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1453008


Well, this was my first one today, and it was only a few hours ago. I have more energy, I'm not as mentally "Foggy", and my belly decreased in size by 50%

My wife, who is skeptical, and fiscally conservative, was amazed. I expected her to announce what a waste it was, but she's really delighted.
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Are colonics better than enemas? Cause y people can do enemas at home for a lot less money. Youtubes on that too.
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It's night and day. Enemas don't do 10% of what this does.
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I heard a lot of the movie stars and rap singers have this done, they lose around 10 lbs of hard fecal matter that is stuck to the crevices of the colon, which otherwise rot and cause disease.
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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I heard a lot of the movie stars and rap singers have this done, they lose around 10 lbs of hard fecal matter that is stuck to the crevices of the colon, which otherwise rot and cause disease.
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Yep. I don't think I've lost 10 lbs yet, I need more treatment. I've got 39 years worth.
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It's one day after my very first High Colonic.

I have much more energy, but this is a subjective thing, potentially placeboic response.

What is objective here is that all of my psoriasis areas have gotten noticibly smoother and less flakes!

My belly remains 50% smaller even though I ate as usual.

My vision is sharper, can read the fine print, and am having a lot of drainage now from my sinuses.

In the interest of science, I have other changes going on as well. I stopped smoking in March, and I've switched from Diet Pop to water or water flavored with Lemon and stevia.
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Good for you OP--takes courage to try something this alternative. You can purchase a colema board and do colonics at home. Some people can achieve the same benefits doing a 3-day water fast with psyllium drinks before bed. then an enema (not the tiny ones that come in little bottles, the old fashioned one that holds about 2 quarts of water.) Some people add organic coffee to the enema. There's info on the net and there are lots of books. You might check out Bernard Jensen's excellent book. Just don't overdo. Ignore people who want to tease you. Remember they're fos and you're nice and clean.
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Thanks AC, I don't sweat the jokes. I am amazed that more people aren't curious about them though. I guess everyone feels fine, right?
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did you come?
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Thanks AC, I don't sweat the jokes. I am amazed that more people aren't curious about them though. I guess everyone feels fine, right?
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Ha ha I KNOW! Try telling people their beach ball bellies are a symptom of parasites. They don't want to hear it.
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did you come?
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No, I went.
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Good for you, OP. You will feel better.

You could also take 1/2 teaspoon baking soda morning and evening to alkalize your system.
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do they re-use the ass tube?
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do they re-use the ass tube?
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They don't. On the shelf you see stacks and stacks of sealed, sterile ass tubes and witness them opening a new one.
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