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Bristol city council release guide for tackling a zombie invasion | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1455404  Luxembourg07/08/2011 07:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its idiocy Like that which makes me ashamed to be English Please someone drop kick me into another country one with an ounce of intelligence please? Quoting: kinkyemoWho wants me? I believe they'd take you here, provided you have a big enough bank account |
moonsinger  User ID: 1415515  United Kingdom07/08/2011 07:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its idiocy Like that which makes me ashamed to be English Please someone drop kick me into another country one with an ounce of intelligence please? Quoting: kinkyemoWho wants me? Dont Leave  We Need to Take OUR country Back I am so far down the food chain that I've got plankton bites on my butt 1984 WAS NOT MEANT TO BE AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL |
| Suspicious User ID: 1437560 United Kingdom07/08/2011 07:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1409920  Canada07/08/2011 07:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, I have several UK friends and from what I've seen Brits do NOT do the whole emergency preparedness thing. Never. I love this whole zombie promotion because it gets people's attention and wakes them up to being prepared and if that's what's needed to get some of you folks out there buying water then yay! Damn creative I think. I wish I would have come up with it.  |
| Planet Hopper User ID: 1458727  United States07/08/2011 07:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well scientists have been working on a zombie virus bio weapon for years. So perhaps this "humor" is a subtle way of actually bringing about awareness to those who's ears and minds are open and alert. [link to aftermathnews.wordpress.com] And if you really want a better guide to fighting zombies, the US Army has a zombie combat guide: [link to www.borders.com] Last Edited by Planet Hopper on 07/08/2011 07:51 AM Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1442926 United States07/08/2011 08:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | and didn't some other place, maybe usa, come out with something similar a week or 2 ago?  |
| kinkyemo User ID: 1449226 United Kingdom07/08/2011 08:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I believe they'd take you here, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1455404provided you have a big enough bank account I dont have any money :( Dont Leave Quoting: moonsingerWe Need to Take OUR country Back But if this is what we need to fight for them I'm afraid we are sadly DOOMED! Twitter @Dauntless_85 |
| Vin Broccoli User ID: 1459618 United States07/08/2011 08:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1128257 United States07/08/2011 08:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I really don't find all these "kill the zombies" manuals funny. At all. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1458057Makes you wonder WTF... In US the Fire / Rescue services have in their manual how to deal with aliens and zombies... Is it getting a bit freaky here... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1459639 United Kingdom07/08/2011 08:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Same happend in Leicester not so long ago .... this is getting weird now ! Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack The FOI request said "councils across the kingdom" should be prepared for a potential zombie attack A worried member of the public has forced Leicester City Council to admit it is unprepared for a zombie invasion. The authority received a Freedom of Information request which said provisions to deal with an attack, often seen in horror films, were poor. The "concerned citizen" said the possibility of such an event was one that councils should be aware of. "We've had a few wacky ones before but this one did make us laugh," said Lynn Wyeth, head of information governance. The Freedom of Information Act allows a right of access to recorded information held by public authorities. [link to www.bbc.co.uk] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1448724 United States07/08/2011 08:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a joke son, I said a joke. Quoting: Instance(nice boy but his elevator don't go all the way up). There sure are alot of people spending taxpayer dollars to "joke" about this topic lately! One or two municipalities talking about it is one thing but this talk of "zombies" is all over the place!!! US Military "Counter-Zombie Operations" Manuel FM 999-3 [link to www.box.net] FEMA "Zombie Apocalypse" warning [link to blog.fema.gov] Wellington, New Zealand City Council proposed "Zombie Apocalypse Plant" or "ZAP" [link to www.stuff.co.nz] Center for Disease Control prepares for Zombie Apocalypse [link to www.naturalnews.com] And that's just scratching the surface. Wonder if it could have anything to do with this... Revelation 9:6 "And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them." Start reading your Bibles, people! It's all in there! |
| ^Watcher^ User ID: 1448724 United States07/08/2011 08:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a joke son, I said a joke. Quoting: Instance(nice boy but his elevator don't go all the way up). There sure are alot of people spending taxpayer dollars to "joke" about this topic lately! One or two municipalities talking about it is one thing but this talk of "zombies" is all over the place!!! US Military "Counter-Zombie Operations" Manuel FM 999-3 [link to www.box.net] FEMA "Zombie Apocalypse" warning [link to blog.fema.gov] Wellington, New Zealand City Council proposed "Zombie Apocalypse Plant" or "ZAP" [link to www.stuff.co.nz] Center for Disease Control prepares for Zombie Apocalypse [link to www.naturalnews.com] And that's just scratching the surface. Wonder if it could have anything to do with this... Revelation 9:6 "And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them." Start reading your Bibles, people! It's all in there! ^ ^ THIS ^ ^ Oh, and that girl in the clip from "Night of the Comet" is also the same woman in 2012. I found that interesting. |
| Blue Skies User ID: 1337548 United States07/08/2011 08:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| bill.zen User ID: 1459658  Ireland07/08/2011 08:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1343453 United States07/08/2011 09:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well scientists have been working on a zombie virus bio weapon for years. Quoting: Planet HopperSo perhaps this "humor" is a subtle way of actually bringing about awareness to those who's ears and minds are open and alert. [link to aftermathnews.wordpress.com] And if you really want a better guide to fighting zombies, the US Army has a zombie combat guide: [link to www.borders.com] Are those books actually put out by the army? Because there is a Werewolf Sniper Manual also... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1428203 United States07/08/2011 09:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Bunnyuk User ID: 1348141 United Kingdom07/08/2011 09:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well scientists have been working on a zombie virus bio weapon for years. Quoting: Planet HopperSo perhaps this "humor" is a subtle way of actually bringing about awareness to those who's ears and minds are open and alert. [link to aftermathnews.wordpress.com] And if you really want a better guide to fighting zombies, the US Army has a zombie combat guide: [link to www.borders.com] Are those books actually put out by the army? Because there is a Werewolf Sniper Manual also... Wow my first pin in 2 years, I was beginning to lose hope mods. I wonder if people know something we don't ??  |
| iknownothingseriously User ID: 1413822 United States07/08/2011 09:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | where all these zombie warnings coming from? first i saw it on the abc news, then cdc, now canadian. what out there can make a person turn into a zombie? has anyone heard of any type of virus doing it? I tried being normal. I didn't like it~ |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1395652  Netherlands07/08/2011 09:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The only thing even closely related to a "zombie" (but not undead) event could be the release of some engineered super contagious rabies virus that drags the intelligence of a human being down to pure instinct and them getting all aggressive and such. Like Resident Evil or 28 days later.  |
| iknownothingseriously User ID: 1413822 United States07/08/2011 09:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i love everything vampire or supernatural when it comes to movies but when i saw 'dawn of the dead' it totally freaked me out. i guess i don't take the other stuff as 'real case scenario' but 'dawn of the dead' although was a great movie it haunted me for days. the way that woman woke up the next morning to the neighborhood little girl attacking her husband is just eerie. I tried being normal. I didn't like it~ |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1229308 United States07/08/2011 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1229308 United States07/08/2011 09:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | what the fuck is with the recent info being put out about zombie attacks? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1428203They are keeping it fresh in our minds for some reason. Either they are up to something, or they are taking the piss out of us, literally. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1421474 United States07/08/2011 10:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In the near future, "zombie" will be a code word for starving, sick, irradiated poor people who have no RFID chip and therefore can't acquire access to state-distributed food, medicine, and shelter. Huge mobs of people who are enraged by having their lives stolen out from under them by greedy, hedonistic corporate interests will take to the streets. In a world where the multinational corporations have overtaken the remains of the civilizations they destroyed by design, there will be no recognition of human rights or sovereignty. In the near future, all zombies must be eliminated. ZARDOZ LIVES! |
| ru1im2 User ID: 1447245 United States07/08/2011 10:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| ru1im2 User ID: 1447245 United States07/08/2011 10:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In the near future, "zombie" will be a code word for starving, sick, irradiated poor people who have no RFID chip and therefore can't acquire access to state-distributed food, medicine, and shelter. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1421474Huge mobs of people who are enraged by having their lives stolen out from under them by greedy, hedonistic corporate interests will take to the streets. In a world where the multinational corporations have overtaken the remains of the civilizations they destroyed by design, there will be no recognition of human rights or sovereignty. In the near future, all zombies must be eliminated. ZARDOZ LIVES!  |
| utopia User ID: 1441062 United States07/08/2011 10:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| CalmB4theLight User ID: 1457501  Mexico07/08/2011 10:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe it is true that when the Planet ELE NIN Comet hailstone passes nearby, people's brains will be fried due to the magnetic interference caused by the big planet and no sun for at least three days... So we will be left with Zombie types,having no idea or memory of who they are, and then they will need to feed.....  Bwains, me want Bwains.......  Last Edited by CalmB4TheLight on 07/08/2011 10:35 AM You are Godlike unto your domain, did you forget that - or did you just choose to ignore it?... BEWARE THE LIGHT, FOR IT SHINES BRIGHT AND IS FULL OF YOUR ERRORS See you on the other side :) 1...million...souls... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1398960 United States07/08/2011 10:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds like the city council needs to have their jobs taken away from them from wasting tax payers money. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1454263Or better yet put them in jail for fraud. Because that is ultimately what it is. They paid a printing shop thousands of dollars to print it. What do you want to bet the printing shop is owned by one of their friends. Sounds like your going to be zombie food someday They're coming.... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1353340 United States07/08/2011 10:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So apparently the magnetic field of Nibiru is going to be so strong that it scrambles unprotected brains so much that they are literally going to be zombies. Always follow the rules, folks. Cardio The Double Tap Beware of Bathrooms Wear Seat Belts No Attachments The “Skillet” Travel Light Get a Kick Ass Partner With your Bare Hands Don’t Swing Low Use Your Foot Bounty Paper Towels Shake it Off Always carry a change of underwear Bowling Ball Opportunity Knocks Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero) Limber Up Break it Up It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint Avoid Strip Clubs When in doubt Know your way out Zipplock Use your thumbs Shoot First A little sun screen never hurt anybody Incoming! Double-Knot your Shoes The Buddy System Pack your stain stick Check the back seat Enjoy the little things Swiss army Knife |
| January Wolves User ID: 523883 United States07/08/2011 10:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | what the fuck is with the recent info being put out about zombie attacks? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1428203They are keeping it fresh in our minds for some reason. Either they are up to something, or they are taking the piss out of us, literally. They may be up to something - sounds like the bio-freaks are trying to make them. "A Tumor That Could Provide The Key To Making Zombies": [link to io9.com] |
