Gillette unveils 18 bladed razor with shaving gel release on the bottom and blow job giver on top

The perfect tool for circumsision, oh, and you get a blow job too!

what do they call it the slash and nip

gillete introduces the razor you will never forget to pack the all new, state of the art little nibbler

WHAT ABOUT THE GIRLS?!?!

We always get ripped off!!!

Hey, no more waxing! Maybe.

"WHAT ABOUT THE GIRLS?!?!"

It vibrates!

you dont need no wax job you´re smooth tnough for me

For the girls it comes with a tongue attachment and lick extender hymen management software on CD-ROM.

that would be the gillete lady nibbler, rex

WOOO HOOO!!!!

"that would be the gillete lady nibbler, rex"

Wonder if it spits or swallows the shavings.

it should dispose of them with baby oil and gentle, but firm pressure

That´s a hoot. My favorite razor only has one blade, and believe me, I´ve tried them all (military, ´nuff said). It´s an old (60´s?)schick that has the slim blades that come in a can that attaches to the razor to reload. Not sure if the blades are available anymore...but I have four cans. Damn thing works better than any other razor, reason being is it has enough room between the blade and razor to allow cut hair to exit cleanly so it doesn´t clog- pushing hair into your skin. Almost cuts a little too close...always manage to nick myself at least once.

straight razors give the best shave, but require much practice as well as maintenance

Nothing like a girl shaving your balls with a straight razor to learn trust in others......

no knowledge of that so i cannot comment, but i tend to agree