Does lemon juice for birth control really work?

Do not do this. You negatively affect the delicate ph balance of the complex female reproductive system.

Get a vasectomy. Twenty minutes, fast and painless and you'll never have to worry about it again.

Painless my ass.

lol, till your Balls swell up like fucking Grape Fruits and you can't walk for a fucking Month.

so you're telling me that you know for a fact that this method does not work.

Apparently microwaving the sponge will kill all the bacteria...now how much radiation will get in her whoohoo i dunno

They don't touch your ass though when they do it.

Too much acid in that area is going to make things really horrible for your wife and you'll be lucky to ever get a piece of that action again, if you do this to her. Don't do it.

Cleopatra used a piece of orange rind and honey.

The diaphragm concept..read this somewhere years ago, even if not true it's a pretty neat idea...paralyze those little buggers with honey.

I am a former Medic in the United States Army stationed at Hawley Army community Hospital at Ft. Benjamin Harrison, Indiana.

My post was as a Medical Assistant in a Family Practice Clinic where we saw not only soldiers but spouses, retirees, and children.

Once a month we had an OB/GYN day and we frequently went over issues of Birth control and Vaginal Infections.

All of which means I'm qualified to tell you squat.

Nevertheless, don't do it.

Any Brillo Pads in the house? lol

The lemon juice will damage the vaginal tissue. The dish sponge will probably cause an infection.

I've been drinking lemon juice for 10 years now, and hey, I'm not pregnant! I had my tubes tied when I was 31, ya think that might have something to do with it? I'm 65 now, so I think the lemon juice for birth control does definitely work.

Painless, you bet!!

Try the backdoor.

Greg_B., please keep in mind that the TRUE KNOWLEDGE of the female anatomy was completely destroyed during the Inquisition. The Art of Healing was once in the hands of Women. It was brutally and ruthlessly ripped from the Feminine. Does it make any sense for "MEN" to be the head of "Care-Giving?" Fuck no!! MEN/MALES/LORD = WAR!!!!!!!!!
See Exodus 15:3

You're so right -
"All of which means I'm qualified to tell you squat."

No, but lemon juice makes a fabulous skin treatment- brightens, tightens, all-around great beauty secret :)

Perfect birth control for you. Don't have sex.

So, your advice is for him to shove a lemon juice sponge into his wife's cooch, then?

ever try pulling out, and jizzing on her face? That's pretty fun

And it's a natural antibiotic, rub a slice on any skin blemishes.

Does this mean that the infection that she'll get from the sponge will be cleared up immediately from the lemon juice? lol

How are you old enough to be married but believe this 6th grade bullshit. You wife needs to be on the pill, or you're going to have a kid.

Ancient Egyptians used a paste of acacia tips and honey on linen or cotton.
There have to be oodles of natural contraceptives out there which the Thought Police have suppressed.

you tell 'em


+1

I sat IN the dr's office and held my husbands hand while he had it done. Outside of the numbing shots, he said it didn't hurt. Although neither of us loved the smell of burning flesh during it. But he never regretted it, and I sure as hell love it. *smile*

An other big penis who don't want to wear pijama. Idiot use a condom or stay out.

Your doctor sucks if that happened to you...I was fucking the next day after mine...the only swelling I had was what is supposed to swell ;)

Lemon oil.

Contraception is a grave mortal sin. You know the truth now.

Seconded/ After I got pregnant after a tubal ligation, HE got a vasectomy. He said it was worth (sitting around for a day with vicodin and a bag of frozen peas) not having to worry.