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The REAL facts on Elenin! Get Ready!

 
haarp-acane
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All right everyone Get Ready!

Get Ready for another huge let down if your a believer in the Elenin Comet Theories out there.

There will be nothing to see, feel or experience that day of coarse you own a very good telescope. No I'm not a shill and no I'm not trolling just to stir shit up. I'm severely sick of hearing everyone talking about this "comet" flipping poles, causing earthquakes, tsunamis etc. It will do nothing and has done nothing except derail people for the real doom that's happening everywhere. You Want Facts? Here some facts!

Yeah you're entitled to your own opinion. But you're not entitled to your own facts! Whats Real is Real.

the complete gravitational effect on Earth By Elenin is the equivalent of one human standing at 190 km from Earth's center (66 km if I use . Or Ken Lords mass) at its closest point. Or 144 Male Asian elephants at the surface on Earth.

Have you noticed any herd of 144 male Asian elephants causing a pole shift or earth quake or tsunami?

So translated into your opinion, those 144 male Asian elephants cancels out any gravitational effect of Elenin on Earth.

All Calculation performed with this calculator:
[link to www.wsanford.com]

Do it yourself and see!~


Using:
Mass of earth: 5.976e+24kg
Mass of Comet Elenin: roughly 20.94 trillion kg (33.5 cubic kilometers with a dirty snowball density of 0.6g/cm3)
Mass of a male Asian Elephant: 5000kg
Distance to Elenin at closest approach: 0.23 AU (34,407,540,000m)
Distance between a herd of elephants and the earth: roughly 6378km to the earth's centre of gravity. (average radius radius of the earth)

--- Edited to correct my calculation. I had used a volume of 4km3 for the comet, 33.5km3 would be more reasonable.




We have had many, many comets pass closer to earth than this and still more to come.

Now I know some of you are saying :what about the gravitational pole shifts and explain the correlation between alignment and earthquakes"??


Well, there is no correlation between alignments and Earthquakes. The statistical correlation between Earthquakes and lunar aphelion is around 1% This is well within the margin of error in any statistical analysis, see here:

[link to bigthink.com]

A comet is a mixture of icy rock. It is much, much less massive then the Moon. If the Moon has almost zero affect on the Earth's normal geological processes, a comet would be negligible as well.

True Pole Shift is a slow process. Geological evidence indicates that the physical north pole shifts very slowly. The cause is likely long term mass distributions. Nothing to worry about here

Conspiracy Theories are way more fun than the truth but this one is complete bullshit and we should be focusing on the Real Doom that is happening all around us.
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MORAN! We have talked over and over and over and over and over again here on GLP that size is NOT the issue with Elenin...have you heard of the electric comet theory??? Obviously you are a paid shill who DID NOT even do his homework to see what GLPers were talking about before you made your post.

start here:

[link to endgametime.wordpress.com]
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putin

MORAN! We have talked over and over and over and over and over again here on GLP that size is NOT the issue with Elenin...have you heard of the electric comet theory??? Obviously you are a paid shill who DID NOT even do his homework to see what GLPers were talking about before you made your post.

start here:

[link to endgametime.wordpress.com]
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Oh , hell yes....that makes sense, an electric comet...lol...you tards are losing it.
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putin

"MORAN!" We have talked over and over and over and over and over again here on GLP that size is NOT the issue with Elenin...have you heard of the electric comet theory???


LOLOLOL--- Good stuff, for all your research you should probably learn to spell dipshit! I help you... MORON

Its called school, learn the difference between Hypothesis and Fact! Math and physics dont lie!

ooohhh neither do dictionaries!
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Another asshole with no credibility. Go troll the Justin Beiber site dude. You will have luck finding complete dolts on that website.

Most folks here on GLP did more than eat their lunch at school and know shit when they hear it.

Sounds like you are a scared little boy, and that is fine. You can continue to deny what is going on around you all you want. It won't make what is coming go away.

Do some research as to why governments have been on an Infrared satellite binge, preparing seed vaults, underground bunkers, Northcom, neo projects now classified, Hillary Clinton recalling all ambassadors, the pope recalling all arch bishops, fema ordering underwater body bags, it goes on and on. I hope you don't have kids or others you are responsible for, as they will not be prepared with you at the helm. Oy vey.

You will not convince others though of what is very obvious : a direct correlation between the mass of this "comet" and the massive Earth changes the past few years and the preparations world governments are undertaking.

You can choose to ignore or prepare. Best of luck.
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GET READY FOR THE TRUTH! It's just another comet like all the rest. Doom canceled.
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putin

"MORAN!" We have talked over and over and over and over and over again here on GLP that size is NOT the issue with Elenin...have you heard of the electric comet theory???


LOLOLOL--- Good stuff, for all your research you should probably learn to spell dipshit! I help you... MORON

Its called school, learn the difference between Hypothesis and Fact! Math and physics dont lie!

ooohhh neither do dictionaries!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1282080


obviously a GLP noob...it's MORAN here, moran!
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"You can choose to ignore or prepare. Best of luck."




I think this is defiantly your best quote! You can choose to ignore or prepare. Best of luck.

I dont even want to get in to how do you prepare for a comet hitting the earth. HAHAHAHAHA

Keep fooling yourself and when Oct gets here and nothing happens. I will be the one prepared, prepared to talk shit to all of you dumbasses who believe everything you read....

That will be a great day!


Preparing for other "doom" is all people should be doing not preparing for comet doom. That is something you cant really prepare for.


Oooh by the way they have been making seed banks from the 1940's. Did they know of Elenin then too... Oooh wait the reptilian and Annaukui gods told them too...

Probably need to get a job or go back to school and learn some real doom like paying bills and mortgages. I pray you don't have kids, cause they will be more fucked up than you! Probably filling there heads with all kinds of fucked up bullshit like Elenin/Niburu. But, dont worry when they get old enough they will leave you high and dry just like your theory will in OCT...

Prove something, prove anything. Show me absolute proof! There is none!!!! I know where you can go to find it though the same place where they keep photos of Bigfoot and Aliens!
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putin

"MORAN!" We have talked over and over and over and over and over again here on GLP that size is NOT the issue with Elenin...have you heard of the electric comet theory???


LOLOLOL--- Good stuff, for all your research you should probably learn to spell dipshit! I help you... MORON

Its called school, learn the difference between Hypothesis and Fact! Math and physics dont lie!

ooohhh neither do dictionaries!
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obviously a GLP noob...it's MORAN here, moran!
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That says alot for the people who are on here!!!! Good post though!
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[link to translate.google.com]

OP is full of shit

Now confirmed
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putin

"MORAN!" We have talked over and over and over and over and over again here on GLP that size is NOT the issue with Elenin...have you heard of the electric comet theory???


LOLOLOL--- Good stuff, for all your research you should probably learn to spell dipshit! I help you... MORON

Its called school, learn the difference between Hypothesis and Fact! Math and physics dont lie!

ooohhh neither do dictionaries!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1282080


obviously a GLP noob...it's MORAN here, moran!
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That says alot for the people who are on here!!!! Good post though!
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Should I bring in my tomato plants? Or go ahead and say Shin this Pit. Noob? No! Put back on your asshat and go sit in the corner....
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LOL, he spelled "moran" moron.
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The OP is either a shill or a MORON...not many other possibilities imo

As someone pointed out above, The issue with Elenins danger and correlation with quakes has nothing to do with the OP's narrow argument scope about MASS and GRAVITY since it ignores the hypothesis of EU theory and that ELENIN may be just a diversion from the real MASS coming BEHIND it that ISN'T VISIBLE yet or is being COVERED UP... and YES, NASA has and would cover things up. ESPECIALLY something of this magnitude if there was any THREAT to this planet... and YES, there IS EVIDENCE, TONS OF IT, that support claims and concerns that this IDIOT who wrote the OP, either wants people to ignore, or is too stupid himself to understand.

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The OP is either a shill or a MORON...not many other possibilities imo

As someone pointed out above, The issue with Elenins danger and correlation with quakes has nothing to do with the OP's narrow argument scope about MASS and GRAVITY since it ignores the hypothesis of EU theory and that ELENIN may be just a diversion from the real MASS coming BEHIND it that ISN'T VISIBLE yet or is being COVERED UP... and YES, NASA has and would cover things up. ESPECIALLY something of this magnitude if there was any THREAT to this planet... and YES, there IS EVIDENCE, TONS OF IT, that support claims and concerns that this IDIOT who wrote the OP, either wants people to ignore, or is too stupid himself to understand.
 Quoting: MatrixLNIN11


Link?
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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What the OP says is true. There is no doom and, there is no cover up. Elenin is too boring for the astronomic PTB to follow. Dwarf star near by? Nope. Zero PROOF, only THEORY.
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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Don't put a damper on my doom, Dude
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Wansford calculations contributed to the death of several of the members of "Heavens Gate"
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Can anyone tell me what the elemental composition of this rock is? I cant seem to get a single answer from all the "experts".
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The OP is either a shill or a MORON...not many other possibilities imo

As someone pointed out above, The issue with Elenins danger and correlation with quakes has nothing to do with the OP's narrow argument scope about MASS and GRAVITY since it ignores the hypothesis of EU theory and that ELENIN may be just a diversion from the real MASS coming BEHIND it that ISN'T VISIBLE yet or is being COVERED UP... and YES, NASA has and would cover things up. ESPECIALLY something of this magnitude if there was any THREAT to this planet... and YES, there IS EVIDENCE, TONS OF IT, that support claims and concerns that this IDIOT who wrote the OP, either wants people to ignore, or is too stupid himself to understand.
 Quoting: MatrixLNIN11


Link?
 Quoting: S'gan-Levi


to what? you need someone to hold your hand?

you mean research to the evidence and information for knowledge?

okay, just to entertain your ridiculous question and inference, you can start here [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] some good discussion and links if you take the time to filter through the bs.

or just go to
[link to www.google.com]

or
[link to www.electricuniverse.info]

[link to www.thunderbolts.info]

but then thats just for starters... however anyone that has to ask the question, is probably too lazy and ignorant to understand what seeking truth, knowledge and information is about or how to do it.

in which case, its really a waste of time to respond further to people like that
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Op seems way too outside, if you catch my drift. Writes like a Russian haha...sure Mr elenin. Doom cancelled. Back to sleep I go.
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putin

MORAN! We have talked over and over and over and over and over again here on GLP that size is NOT the issue with Elenin...have you heard of the electric comet theory??? Obviously you are a paid shill who DID NOT even do his homework to see what GLPers were talking about before you made your post.

start here:

[link to endgametime.wordpress.com]
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What excuse are you going to pull out of your ass when no comet doom happens? Hmmmm?

Last Edited by The Commentator on 07/26/2011 03:33 PM
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All these people talking like they know this things mass, and how it is just another comet are wrong!! YOU CANNOT KNOW THE MASS WITHOUT KNOWING THE COMPOSITION! And from my understanding the elemental composition is unknown. This boggles my mind, because we can observe the light of gas clouds BILLIONS of miles away, and determine the elements present. Spectral analysis. So if we cant determine the make up of this object jetting through the solar system, by no means is this comet just another ordinary rock.
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All right everyone Get Ready!

Mass of Comet Elenin: roughly 20.94 trillion kg (33.5 cubic kilometers with a dirty snowball density of 0.6g/cm3)
 Quoting: haarp-acane


DENSITY FAIL

comets are not snowballs, this is an abandoned notion.

what would your calculation yield if the density was closer to that of iron?

or a thousand times the density of gold?


the other obvious fail is that the electrical properties are more important than its size/weight ratio. this thing could have a mass far less than 20.94 trillion kg and the immense electrical field would still wreck everything in the inner solar system. nice try though.
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putin

MORAN! We have talked over and over and over and over and over again here on GLP that size is NOT the issue with Elenin...have you heard of the electric comet theory??? Obviously you are a paid shill who DID NOT even do his homework to see what GLPers were talking about before you made your post.

start here:

[link to endgametime.wordpress.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1282080


What excuse are you going to pull out of your ass wn
Hen no comet doom happens? Hmmmm?
 Quoting: The Commentator


They won't post any excuses, they never do. They don't even have the integrity to say "oh, I guess I was mistaken."

Ice was the only one that actually did that, after the failed rapture, but when Elenin comes and goes without incident, all talk of Elenin being Nibiru or a brown dwarf star or a giant spaceship, etc. WILL STOP.

No explanations, no apologies for all the fear-mongering, no admitting they were wrong, they will all just stop.

Happens every time. This time will be no different. You'll see.
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putin

MORAN! We have talked over and over and over and over and over again here on GLP that size is NOT the issue with Elenin...have you heard of the electric comet theory??? Obviously you are a paid shill who DID NOT even do his homework to see what GLPers were talking about before you made your post.

start here:

[link to endgametime.wordpress.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1282080


What excuse are you going to pull out of your ass wn
Hen no comet doom happens? Hmmmm?
 Quoting: The Commentator


They won't post any excuses, they never do. They don't even have the integrity to say "oh, I guess I was mistaken."

Ice was the only one that actually did that, after the failed rapture, but when Elenin comes and goes without incident, all talk of Elenin being Nibiru or a brown dwarf star or a giant spaceship, etc. WILL STOP.

No explanations, no apologies for all the fear-mongering, no admitting they were wrong, they will all just stop.

Happens every time. This time will be no different. You'll see.
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Oh I agree with you, the comet crackpots will just move on to the next bit of codswallop, flapdoodle, dingbattery and loon drool.
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Underwater body bags are you real or what' what's the point of underwater body bags only you nutty americans could come out with that load of tosh, i agree tht there is bugger all going to happen with this GIANT HOAX called ELENIN.
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LOLOLOL--- Good stuff, for all your research you should probably learn to spell dipshit! I help you... MORON

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pwned. newb.
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putin

MORAN! We have talked over and over and over and over and over again here on GLP that size is NOT the issue with Elenin...have you heard of the electric comet theory??? Obviously you are a paid shill who DID NOT even do his homework to see what GLPers were talking about before you made your post.

start here:

[link to endgametime.wordpress.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1282080


What excuse are you going to pull out of your ass wn
Hen no comet doom happens? Hmmmm?
 Quoting: The Commentator


They won't post any excuses, they never do. They don't even have the integrity to say "oh, I guess I was mistaken."

Ice was the only one that actually did that, after the failed rapture, but when Elenin comes and goes without incident, all talk of Elenin being Nibiru or a brown dwarf star or a giant spaceship, etc. WILL STOP.

No explanations, no apologies for all the fear-mongering, no admitting they were wrong, they will all just stop.

Happens every time. This time will be no different. You'll see.
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Ice has class. We''l see if any of the Elenin doomers have.
n·stance/ˈinstəns/Noun 1. An example or single occurrence of something: "an instance of corruption"
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Dang I love threads like these. They bring out the best in men and with some smoke brings me many laugher.
Keep this going, best drama ever. chuckle
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well first they borrow and then they try to escape or makebelief.





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