My father was a werewolf and my mother was a vampire....that makes me a....

a werepire?

...a disturbed person with most of your existence dwelling in fantasy that is negative and parasitic toward others.

A weirdo?

Stop watching Trueblood immediately and begin a juice fast stat.

Take that television, unplug it and put it out on the curb.

I love being an energy vampire, I soak it up from the sun, the feminine energy of the sun is what I do. So you see, this is my religion.

Don't blame me for being capable of playing in the subtler realms of energy when you are too....hehe...gross.

a mutt

Yessir, it's Friday.

See I don't know about that, I think I just don't have that werewolf in me, and my mother was a dragon queen. I think I am a highly evolved vampire that knows how to utilize radiant energy. Its really really pleasureable. Imagine being like a heroine addict but to the subtle energies of the solar system and beyond. But I primarily drink from the sun.

a NUT!

Eddie Munster?

Can't be jealous and not show it. You will forever miss the rush of drinking radiant energy. What exactly did you think Vril is anyway.

I laugh at you, for your lack of evolution. Oh, and its about having enough energy to become immortal. Ascending the planes of ENERGY. Helps if you know instinctively how to do it.

....um..completely fucking batshits???

Yea, you will be dead soon. Role playing fag.

a verevolf

No, he is a Queerwolf or perhaps a fagpire...

Come now, use your head. What did you make of the whole extrovert-introvert spectrum. I cannot help if you are ignorant about energy vampires. Its real and a lot of books have been published on it. I recently read and recommend
Vampyre Sanguinomicon - The Lexicon of the Living Vampire. Nifty little expose on things that exist around you that you may never understand.

:Coolstorybroz:

I'm a woman. Want to smoke a fag with me?

The only reason you are allowed to post ur silly shit is due to the small print below ... "We do not discriminate against the mentally ill!" You are a fine example...

A cum sucking Fag?

Why yes, I am a bipolar vampire. Makes me extra energetic and special. Big kiss....

No, I am a celebate woman. I utilize subtle energy. I would never feed off a person. Not high enough for my tastes.

Fixed it for you!





These mothers are about as harmless as a fox in a hen house.

wampire

E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said you are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message.

A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not.

Such a heavy burden now, born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending. To write it down for all the world to see, but I forgot my pen.

MUTANT!

Why YES, I am a mutant.

you better have Giant boobies...

I have DDs