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HIGH ALERT!! URGENT RAPTURE MESSAGE !!!!

 
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What does that video have to do with the rapture's imminence?
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What does that video have to do with the rapture's imminence?
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possibly more than you realize....
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bump
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Nothing.. it has nothing to do with some fake rapture.. just more BS from the bible thumper farm
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Nothing.. it has nothing to do with some fake rapture.. just more BS from the bible thumper farm
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you're right, nothing to do with a fake rapture. All to do with a REAL one.


JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY. REPENT AND GIVE YOUR LIFE TO GOD TODAY.
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Jesue loves you... The rest of the world has reservations.

cruise
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Nothing.. it has nothing to do with some fake rapture.. just more BS from the bible thumper farm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1371534



you're right, nothing to do with a fake rapture. All to do with a REAL one.


JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY. REPENT AND GIVE YOUR LIFE TO GOD TODAY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031022


Sorry but your jebus missed his bus.. He said for me to tell you that you are a brain washed moron and that he was not coming..
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Nothing.. it has nothing to do with some fake rapture.. just more BS from the bible thumper farm
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you're right, nothing to do with a fake rapture. All to do with a REAL one.


JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY. REPENT AND GIVE YOUR LIFE TO GOD TODAY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031022


theunholy
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The Bible is to be taken literally, whether you like it or not.

On JUDGMENT DAY your sorry A$$ will have no excuse!
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siren2siren2 FALSE PROPHET ALERT::siren2:siren2 No Rapture, until the seventh trump which is the last trump, cannot happen until that man of sin be revealed. Man of sin has not been revealed. siren2siren2
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The Bible is to be taken literally, whether you like it or not.

On JUDGMENT DAY your sorry A$$ will have no excuse!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031022


ROFL... now thats the funniest thing i have read today.. you really are a brain washed bible thumper.. world does go to crap you will be one of the first to die
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Pomzomdog
Goodbye, halcyon days.

Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.



 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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1. LOVE the LORD your GOD with ALL your heart, soul and mind.


2. LOVE your neighbour as yourself.



On these 2 commandments ALL the teachings of the prophets hinge.
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so what is that vid actually showing?

How is it to do what a "rapture"?
Lotus

Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares - Hebrews 13:2

One Crowded hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name - Thomas Osbert Mordaunt
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The Bible is to be taken literally, whether you like it or not.

On JUDGMENT DAY your sorry A$$ will have no excuse!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031022


ROFL... now thats the funniest thing i have read today.. you really are a brain washed bible thumper.. world does go to crap you will be one of the first to die
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Sayz who????

Are you some kind of prophet?
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The Bible is to be taken literally, whether you like it or not.

On JUDGMENT DAY your sorry A$$ will have no excuse!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031022


Is that so, then where does the word "rapture" come in because that is not in the Bible.
Lotus

Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares - Hebrews 13:2

One Crowded hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name - Thomas Osbert Mordaunt
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031022


If your Jesus is coming back to get people, he's either

A. Just stopping by the planet to get a Big Mac.

B. Taking people back to his place to molest them or eat them.

C. Not going to take a dumb ass like you with him, or

D. All of the above.
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MOST of you need to heed and WAKE UP because most of you are ASLEEP and sleepwalking on your way to HELL.
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2 Thessalonians 2
1 Now, brethren, concerning the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our gathering together to Him, we ask you, 2 not to be soon shaken in mind or troubled, either by spirit or by word or by letter, as if from us, as though the day of Christ had come. 3 Let no one deceive you by any means; for that Day will not come unless the falling away comes first, and the man of sin is revealed, the son of perdition, 4 who opposes and exalts himself above all that is called God or that is worshiped, so that he sits as God in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God.
The Human Body/ Soul Is The Temple Of God!
5 Do you not remember that when I was still with you I told you these things? 6 And now you know what is restraining, that he may be revealed in his own time. 7 For the mystery of lawlessness is already at work; only He who now restrains will do so until He is taken out of the way.
(Jesus Christ is the Restrainer!) Christ’s body on earth has lost it’s saltiness and has given up the fight!

Daniel 8:11-12

He even exalted himself as high as the Prince of the host; and by him the daily sacrifices were taken away, and “the place of His sanctuary was cast down.” Because of transgression, an army was given over to the horn to oppose the daily sacrifices; and he cast truth down to the ground. He did all this and prospered.

“The place of Jesus Christ’s sanctuary is His Church! His Bride!”
Below is the current condition of the church, Joshua hits the nail on the head!
JOSHUA 24:15
And if it seems evil to you to serve the LORD, choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the River, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you dwell. But as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.”

DANIEL 8:13-14
Then I heard a holy one speaking; and another holy one said to that certain one who was speaking, “How long will the vision be, concerning the daily sacrifices and the transgression of desolation, the giving of both the sanctuary and the host to be trampled underfoot?”
And he said to me, “For two thousand three hundred days; then the sanctuary shall be cleansed.”



8 And then the lawless one will be revealed, whom the Lord will consume with the breath of His mouth and destroy with the brightness of His coming. 9 The coming of the lawless one is according to the working of Satan, with all power, signs, and lying wonders, 10 and with all unrighteous deception among those who perish, because they did not receive the love of the truth, that they might be saved. 11 And for this reason God will send them strong delusion, that they should believe the lie, 12 that they all may be condemned who did not believe the truth but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

13 But we are bound to give thanks to God always for you, brethren beloved by the Lord, because God from the beginning chose you for salvation through sanctification by the Spirit and belief in the truth, 14 to which He called you by our gospel, for the obtaining of the glory of our Lord Jesus Christ. 15 Therefore, brethren, stand fast and hold the traditions which you were taught, whether by word or our epistle.
16 Now may our Lord Jesus Christ Himself, and our God and Father, who has loved us and given us everlasting consolation and good hope by grace, 17 comfort your hearts and establish you in every good word and work.
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The Bible is to be taken literally, whether you like it or not.

On JUDGMENT DAY your sorry A$$ will have no excuse!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031022


Is that so, then where does the word "rapture" come in because that is not in the Bible.
 Quoting: Lotus Flower




'CAUGHT UP'

next question??????
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031022


If your Jesus is coming back to get people, he's either

A. Just stopping by the planet to get a Big Mac.

B. Taking people back to his place to molest them or eat them.

C. Not going to take a dumb ass like you with him, or

D. All of the above.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1082682



Not funny, and you won't be making these jokes in HELL.

You are absolutely FOOLISH my friend.
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1. LOVE the LORD your GOD with ALL your heart, soul and mind.


2. LOVE your neighbour as yourself.



On these 2 commandments ALL the teachings of the prophets hinge.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031022


I see. So, stoning someone to death for working on the Sabbath is loving your neighbor?

And whipping and beating your slaves is loving your God with all your heart, mind, and soul?

Interesting.

But, that's not a god worth worshiping. In fact, that's a god that needs to be locked up forever. He can stay in a cage with his butt-buddy Satan.
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1. LOVE the LORD your GOD with ALL your heart, soul and mind.


2. LOVE your neighbour as yourself.



On these 2 commandments ALL the teachings of the prophets hinge.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031022


I see. So, stoning someone to death for working on the Sabbath is loving your neighbor?

And whipping and beating your slaves is loving your God with all your heart, mind, and soul?

Interesting.

But, that's not a god worth worshiping. In fact, that's a god that needs to be locked up forever. He can stay in a cage with his butt-buddy Satan.
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Is this a threat?

God is not mocked.
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That's Mercury, Venus and Jupiter, already debunked
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All you ARROGANT bashers of God's Word, you have been warned.

Show no mercy, and you will be shown no mercy.

Forgive not, and YOU will be unforgiven.

The choice is yours.
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1. LOVE the LORD your GOD with ALL your heart, soul and mind.


2. LOVE your neighbour as yourself.



On these 2 commandments ALL the teachings of the prophets hinge.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031022


I see. So, stoning someone to death for working on the Sabbath is loving your neighbor?

And whipping and beating your slaves is loving your God with all your heart, mind, and soul?

Interesting.

But, that's not a god worth worshiping. In fact, that's a god that needs to be locked up forever. He can stay in a cage with his butt-buddy Satan.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1082682



Is this a threat?

God is not mocked.
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God IS mocked. I just mocked him. MOCK. MOCK. MOCK. Your God gets mocked everyday. And she should be mocked and ridiculed and made fun of. He's a monster and a psychopath. You don't know that of course because you are a Christian and Christians don't read their Bibles (well, except for the pretty parts....)
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You can take your three headed gnostic monstrous deity and you can shove it straight up your ass u scared little douchebag.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031022


That's Mercury, Venus and Jupiter, already debunked
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294979


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All you ARROGANT bashers of God's Word, you have been warned.

Show no mercy, and you will be shown no mercy.

Forgive not, and YOU will be unforgiven.

The choice is yours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031022


Yeah, that's not really a fair fight. That's like telepathically telling an ant to turn left and when he turns right, you squish him!

Your God doesn't really understand his own creation. Which is just more proof that he isn't real.
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