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Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells everyone at Bar How Screwed US Economy Really Is

 
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Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells everyone at Bar How Screwed US Economy Really Is
My aplogies to the AC who posted this in a thread earlier but it was too good to leave buried. Would be ROLMAO if it wasn't so damn true. Story is reported from the Onion so use your own discernment

Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is


Bernanke, who sources confirmed was "totally sloshed," arrived at the drinking establishment at approximately 5:30 p.m., ensconced himself upon a bar stool, and consumed several bottles of Miller High Life and a half-dozen shots of whiskey while loudly proclaiming to any patron who would listen that the economic outlook was "pretty goddamned awful if you want the God's honest truth."

Another bargoer confirmed Bernanke stood about 2 inches from her face and sprayed her with saliva, claiming inflation was going to "totally screw" consumer confidence and then asking if he could bum a smoke.

"Look, they don't want anyone except for the Washington, D.C. bigwigs to know how bad shit really is," said Bernanke, slurring his words as he spoke. "Mounting debt exacerbated—and not relieved—by unchecked consumption, spiraling interest rates, and the grim realities of an inevitable worldwide energy crisis are projected to leave our entire economy in the shitter for, like, a generation, man, I'm telling you."

Read full stoty here:
[link to www.theonion.com] /

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good shit
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includes a BB "I Love You Man" with a couple of drunks at the bar... too good
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My aplogies to the AC who posted this in a thread earlier but it was too good to leave buried. Would be ROLMAO if it wasn't so damn true. Story is reported from the Onion so use your own discernment

Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is


Bernanke, who sources confirmed was "totally sloshed," arrived at the drinking establishment at approximately 5:30 p.m., ensconced himself upon a bar stool, and consumed several bottles of Miller High Life and a half-dozen shots of whiskey while loudly proclaiming to any patron who would listen that the economic outlook was "pretty goddamned awful if you want the God's honest truth."

Another bargoer confirmed Bernanke stood about 2 inches from her face and sprayed her with saliva, claiming inflation was going to "totally screw" consumer confidence and then asking if he could bum a smoke.

"Look, they don't want anyone except for the Washington, D.C. bigwigs to know how bad shit really is," said Bernanke, slurring his words as he spoke. "Mounting debt exacerbated—and not relieved—by unchecked consumption, spiraling interest rates, and the grim realities of an inevitable worldwide energy crisis are projected to leave our entire economy in the shitter for, like, a generation, man, I'm telling you."

Read full stoty here:
[link to www.theonion.com] /
 Quoting: Frankenstein


I'm raising the bullshit flag for 2 reasons:

1. No one who's sloshed would be able to speak that last sentence.
2. The Onion is a satirical publication!

So ... here she goes ...
bsflag
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My aplogies to the AC who posted this in a thread earlier but it was too good to leave buried. Would be ROLMAO if it wasn't so damn true. Story is reported from the Onion so use your own discernment

Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is


Bernanke, who sources confirmed was "totally sloshed," arrived at the drinking establishment at approximately 5:30 p.m., ensconced himself upon a bar stool, and consumed several bottles of Miller High Life and a half-dozen shots of whiskey while loudly proclaiming to any patron who would listen that the economic outlook was "pretty goddamned awful if you want the God's honest truth."

Another bargoer confirmed Bernanke stood about 2 inches from her face and sprayed her with saliva, claiming inflation was going to "totally screw" consumer confidence and then asking if he could bum a smoke.

"Look, they don't want anyone except for the Washington, D.C. bigwigs to know how bad shit really is," said Bernanke, slurring his words as he spoke. "Mounting debt exacerbated—and not relieved—by unchecked consumption, spiraling interest rates, and the grim realities of an inevitable worldwide energy crisis are projected to leave our entire economy in the shitter for, like, a generation, man, I'm telling you."

Read full stoty here:
[link to www.theonion.com] /
 Quoting: Frankenstein


I'm raising the bullshit flag for 2 reasons:

1. No one who's sloshed would be able to speak that last sentence.
2. The Onion is a satirical publication!

So ... here she goes ...
bsflag
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Really,? i've done better than that on more octance. But BS or not, i'm still LMAO... so damn funny

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even if i was 2 5ths in on drinking i can tell with great accuracy whats going on and not even slur my words. there are a few like me
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Haha, the Onion has become real news

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Haha, the Onion has become real news

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yeah, its funny Zero Hedge thinks so too Ha
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bump
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My aplogies to the AC who posted this in a thread earlier but it was too good to leave buried. Would be ROLMAO if it wasn't so damn true. Story is reported from the Onion so use your own discernment

Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is


Bernanke, who sources confirmed was "totally sloshed," arrived at the drinking establishment at approximately 5:30 p.m., ensconced himself upon a bar stool, and consumed several bottles of Miller High Life and a half-dozen shots of whiskey while loudly proclaiming to any patron who would listen that the economic outlook was "pretty goddamned awful if you want the God's honest truth."

Another bargoer confirmed Bernanke stood about 2 inches from her face and sprayed her with saliva, claiming inflation was going to "totally screw" consumer confidence and then asking if he could bum a smoke.

"Look, they don't want anyone except for the Washington, D.C. bigwigs to know how bad shit really is," said Bernanke, slurring his words as he spoke. "Mounting debt exacerbated—and not relieved—by unchecked consumption, spiraling interest rates, and the grim realities of an inevitable worldwide energy crisis are projected to leave our entire economy in the shitter for, like, a generation, man, I'm telling you."

Read full stoty here:
[link to www.theonion.com] /
 Quoting: Frankenstein

Helicopter Ben smokes?
Doesn't he know it will stunt the economic growth?
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Martini Time
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Haha, the Onion has become real news

5a5a5a5a
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I callbsflagbecause there's no fucking way he'd be able to go to a public bar without being fucking hung.Not around here anyway.
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Haha, the Onion has become real news

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 Quoting: BubbleHead

I callbsflagbecause there's no fucking way he'd be able to go to a public bar without being fucking hung.Not around here anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 272140


you why i'd call BS? Because the article says he slammed back X number of Miller High Life... but the drunken pic shows him drinking what appears to be a Bud brown bottler with red label. I drink Miller and it's a clear bottle.

Stay Thirsty My Friends....
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It's the ONION you fucking retard, dont post satire on this site or else the nuts will just get nuttier and we dont want anymore fucking peanut butter on this website
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Haha, the Onion has become real news

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It's the ONION you fucking retard, dont post satire on this site or else the nuts will just get nuttier and we dont want anymore fucking peanut butter on this website
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Have a nutter nutter butter peanut smmich cookie....LOLbanana2
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It's the ONION you fucking retard, dont post satire on this site or else the nuts will just get nuttier and we dont want anymore fucking peanut butter on this website
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Have a nutter nutter butter peanut smmich cookie....LOLbanana2
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Sammich to you'uns.





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