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Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is

 
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Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is
SEWARD, NEŚClaiming he wasn't afraid to let everyone in attendance know about "the real mess we're in," Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke reportedly got drunk Tuesday and told everyone at Elwood's Corner Tavern about how absolutely fucked the U.S. economy actually is.


The intoxicated Federal Reserve chairman informs bar patrons of the dangers of reckless spending.

[link to www.theonion.com]

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One day confused historians will look back at ancient SD cards and wonder why the onion was closer to truth then the MSM of the era.

Good one OP.

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One day confused historians will look back at ancient SD cards and wonder why the onion was closer to truth then the MSM of the era.

Good one OP.

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Hilarious. The Onion never fails.
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Did he mention where his bug out place is.

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Classic Onion. lmao
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"Another bargoer confirmed Bernanke stood about 2 inches from her face and sprayed her with saliva, claiming inflation was going to "totally screw" consumer confidence and then asking if he could bum a smoke."

lol
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"Another bargoer confirmed Bernanke stood about 2 inches from her face and sprayed her with saliva, claiming inflation was going to "totally screw" consumer confidence and then asking if he could bum a smoke."

lol
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Someone give the man a carrot! Bernanke looks like a scared rabbit!
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Hope he does not end up in an accident by TPTB for running his mouth. bump
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dont most bald guys with beards look alike

i dont think Ben would be in a bar getting sloshed..lol
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Don't believe this is true.
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Don't believe this is true.
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I wish it were.
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bsflag

Don't believe this is true.
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The Onion is a well-known parody humor website.
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Don't believe this is true.
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if YOU don't believe don't rise rise the bsflag until you prove i am wrong and onion news are fake.
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mate

what is ur avatar profile picture?
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Even in The Onion, Bernanke can't mention free trade agreements and offshoring jobs.
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wow this is nuts cause I literally had a dream a couple of months ago that I got drunk with ben bernanke and made him admit to me that he is purposely destroying the dollar and the US economy and he began crying so I made him hold a press conference admitting to this and he resigned the following day! wow thats crazy!!!
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This parody report is probably closer to the truth than anything that CNN, FOX, MSNBC, et al., has put out in months...
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Man the onion is the shit I love the video one about a new first person shooter game. Another one on the new playstation device called the stupid piece of shit that doesn't do what it's supposed to do.

Good Times!
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This one had me going until I saw my most trusted news source.
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Goddamn that picture is great too!
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really......the onion gets pinned now.....
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wow this is nuts cause I literally had a dream a couple of months ago that I got drunk with ben bernanke and made him admit to me that he is purposely destroying the dollar and the US economy and he began crying so I made him hold a press conference admitting to this and he resigned the following day! wow thats crazy!!!
 Quoting: Constitutional American


you're right buddy, thats CRAZY
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This parody report is probably closer to the truth than anything that CNN, FOX, MSNBC, et al., has put out in months...
 Quoting: XKopp


clappa
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This is awesome! I suddenly like the guy.
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