Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is

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Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1493167 Australia 08/03/2011 09:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is SEWARD, NE—Claiming he wasn't afraid to let everyone in attendance know about "the real mess we're in," Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke reportedly got drunk Tuesday and told everyone at Elwood's Corner Tavern about how absolutely fucked the U.S. economy actually is. The intoxicated Federal Reserve chairman informs bar patrons of the dangers of reckless spending. [link to www.theonion.com]

IRQ_1 User ID: 1157608 United States 08/03/2011 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is One day confused historians will look back at ancient SD cards and wonder why the onion was closer to truth then the MSM of the era. Good one OP. I'm still saving up for that new thing from Sony and a Macbook wheel. Jack of all trades master of none "shall not be infringed." BLUE RIBBON AWARNESS FOR MENS' HEALTH Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. --ISAAC ASIMOV I never 'Ad hominem' I don't need to. The Constitution means everything or nothing. You can't have both.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1493167 Australia 08/03/2011 10:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is One day confused historians will look back at ancient SD cards and wonder why the onion was closer to truth then the MSM of the era. Good one OP. I'm still saving up for that new thing from Sony and a Macbook wheel. Quoting: IRQ_1
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1493174 United States 08/03/2011 10:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is Hilarious. The Onion never fails.
Reader. User ID: 1298191 United States 08/03/2011 10:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1152154 United States 08/03/2011 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is Did he mention where his bug out place is.

Torchbearer User ID: 1408844 United States 08/03/2011 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is :
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1474622 United States 08/03/2011 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is Classic Onion.
bot9 User ID: 898033 United States 08/03/2011 10:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is "Another bargoer confirmed Bernanke stood about 2 inches from her face and sprayed her with saliva, claiming inflation was going to "totally screw" consumer confidence and then asking if he could bum a smoke." lol
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1493167 Australia 08/03/2011 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is "Another bargoer confirmed Bernanke stood about 2 inches from her face and sprayed her with saliva, claiming inflation was going to "totally screw" consumer confidence and then asking if he could bum a smoke." lol Quoting: bot9
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1376804 United States 08/03/2011 10:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is Someone give the man a carrot! Bernanke looks like a scared rabbit!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1234074 United States 08/03/2011 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is
Vesper33 User ID: 1460646 United States 08/03/2011 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is Hope he does not end up in an accident by TPTB for running his mouth. Perfer et Obdura;Dolor hic tibi proderit olim.Fortes Fortuna Iuvat! (Be Patient & Strong; someday this pain will be useful to you. Fortune favors the brave)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 861254 Canada 08/03/2011 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is dont most bald guys with beards look alike i dont think Ben would be in a bar getting sloshed..lol
telling it straight User ID: 1461054 United States 08/03/2011 10:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is Don't believe this is true.
LieGroupE8 User ID: 1445864 United States 08/03/2011 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is :otossin: "More are the names of God and infinite are the forms through which He may be approached." -- Ramakrishna There is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed, and hid, that shall not be known. "A God who gets angry if you don't worship him is no God. To worship is divine but no God can compel you to worship Him." -- Krishna "People in high places will be hunted down like animals." -- Hopi prophecy "If it ain't metal, its crap." -- D. Snyder

lionhound User ID: 1493228 United States 08/03/2011 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is Don't believe this is true. Quoting: telling it straight I wish it were.
withoutatrace User ID: 1476762 United States 08/03/2011 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is Don't believe this is true. Quoting: telling it straight The Onion is a well-known parody humor website.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1493167 Australia 08/03/2011 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is Don't believe this is true. Quoting: telling it straight if YOU don't believe don't rise rise the bsflag until you prove i am wrong and onion news are fake.
metrofuser User ID: 1268535 United States 08/03/2011 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is 1
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1493167 Australia 08/03/2011 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is 1 Quoting: metrofuser mate what is ur avatar profile picture?

Khazaq User ID: 1476008 United States 08/03/2011 10:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is Even in The Onion, Bernanke can't mention free trade agreements and offshoring jobs.
Constitutional American User ID: 1482557 United States 08/03/2011 10:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is wow this is nuts cause I literally had a dream a couple of months ago that I got drunk with ben bernanke and made him admit to me that he is purposely destroying the dollar and the US economy and he began crying so I made him hold a press conference admitting to this and he resigned the following day! wow thats crazy!!!
XKopp User ID: 1493051 United States 08/03/2011 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is This parody report is probably closer to the truth than anything that CNN, FOX, MSNBC, et al., has put out in months...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1487640 United States 08/03/2011 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is Man the onion is the shit I love the video one about a new first person shooter game. Another one on the new playstation device called the stupid piece of shit that doesn't do what it's supposed to do. Good Times!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1492577 United States 08/03/2011 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is This one had me going until I saw my most trusted news source.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1487640 United States 08/03/2011 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is Goddamn that picture is great too!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1456544 United States 08/03/2011 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is really......the onion gets pinned now.....
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1493167 Australia 08/03/2011 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is wow this is nuts cause I literally had a dream a couple of months ago that I got drunk with ben bernanke and made him admit to me that he is purposely destroying the dollar and the US economy and he began crying so I made him hold a press conference admitting to this and he resigned the following day! wow thats crazy!!! Quoting: Constitutional American you're right buddy, thats CRAZY
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1493167 Australia 08/03/2011 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is This parody report is probably closer to the truth than anything that CNN, FOX, MSNBC, et al., has put out in months... Quoting: XKopp
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1485376 United States 08/03/2011 10:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is This is awesome! I suddenly like the guy.
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