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Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is

 
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Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is
The Onion
SEWARD, NE—Claiming he wasn’t afraid to let everyone in attendance know about “the real mess we’re in,” Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke reportedly got drunk Tuesday and told everyone at Elwood’s Corner Tavern about how absolutely fucked the U.S. economy actually is.

Bernanke, who sources confirmed was “totally sloshed,” arrived at the drinking establishment at approximately 5:30 p.m., ensconced himself upon a bar stool, and consumed several bottles of Miller High Life and a half-dozen shots of whiskey while loudly proclaiming to any patron who would listen that the economic outlook was “pretty goddamned awful if you want the God’s honest truth.”

Read More: [link to www.realnewsreporter.com]
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Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is
Daaaamm we fucked!!!!son 4real forreal
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08/06/2011 10:59 AM
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Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is
The Onion or not.....he knows were screwed....thanks to THE WRECKING CREW that he is a part of.

:wreckcrew:
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Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is
Sad , the Onion does only Satire, but this time it may well be the truth.
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This is a fake artical...trying to create the hysteria..take a good look at the photos...its fake..
Dont be a victim of fake articals now more than ever you need to have a strong mind...and collect.

Dont let fear take over you...your better than that!!!
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08/06/2011 11:02 AM
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This is a fake artical...trying to create the hysteria..take a good look at the photos...its fake..
Dont be a victim of fake articals now more than ever you need to have a strong mind...and collect.

Dont let fear take over you...your better than that!!!
 Quoting: Havf8 1279026


This is the weekend for fear mongering... afro
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08/06/2011 11:06 AM
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It is satire...humor...

With bits if the sad truth mixed in.
Burt Gummer

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Sad , the Onion does only Satire, but this time it may well be the truth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1477196


Things done in the name of satire are quite often TRUE REALITY.

Perfect example from 2008.........

nyer
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Re: Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is
The Onion
SEWARD, NE—Claiming he wasn’t afraid to let everyone in attendance know about “the real mess we’re in,” Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke reportedly got drunk Tuesday and told everyone at Elwood’s Corner Tavern about how absolutely fucked the U.S. economy actually is.

Bernanke, who sources confirmed was “totally sloshed,” arrived at the drinking establishment at approximately 5:30 p.m., ensconced himself upon a bar stool, and consumed several bottles of Miller High Life and a half-dozen shots of whiskey while loudly proclaiming to any patron who would listen that the economic outlook was “pretty goddamned awful if you want the God’s honest truth.”

Read More: [link to www.realnewsreporter.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1489930


Nothing unusual except it was in a public place rather than within the confines of the elite circles he normally mixes with.

That’s what I find so amusing..the hypocrisy of these people who lie in front of the camera that things are fine..when in reality we all know things are falling apart. I guess he’s looking for redemption or a shoulder to cry on.
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He doesn't drink





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