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My offical "Farewell to GLP land" thread, for I have failed you, and unworthy of membership...

 
Kevin L B
09/21/2005 04:59 PM
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My offical "Farewell to GLP land" thread, for I have failed you, and unworthy of membership...
After much consideration and thought, taking my own personal inventory and seeing the responses of my fellow posters along with the critical evidence life as we know it will end by Christmas of this year and my efforts to convey this message failing miserably...

I have decided to leave pernamently due to my failures, and make my preparations for life without GLP and all it´s glory!

I fault myself for being unable to deliver a clear and concise message, I erred horribly in judgement with the format I choose to present the truth as I discovered it from those with the vital intel and secret inside information!

I chose poorly the one I bantered with the most on my gift to GLP land, for they were not, nor ever serious about the evidence and impending doom!

The alien story to entertain, acquire more viewers and keep their attention was a gigantic mistake on my part!

The C&P´s I found were too long and should have been shorten for easier reading!

My choice in Avatar was even incorrect, as it did not express the seriousness of the material I presented to my family!

In short, Kevin failed like no one has ever failed GLP land now currently, before or ever will, and I apologize to each and everyone of you!

Sincerely,

Kevin L B.

bike
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Mister Obvious
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Hi Kevin!

Does this mean you don´t love me anymore?

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AA
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Just cause you failed at making people believe you, doesn´t mean you have to leave. Quite honestly I did not read everything you had to say, but you seem like a nice person. Stick around!
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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What! Again!?!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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You´ll Be Back !!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Just go away already.
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Kevin, you are quite a character.

Stick around!
bohica
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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You´re leaving AGAIN ????
Black Diamond
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Can we vote on it ? I vote : "stay kitty".
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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givesawhore
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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For those who never paid attention -- before you go -- one last hurrah -- real quick -- sum up how things end by Christmas??
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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May God´s Will be done.
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Come back after Christmas, when you come out of
your safe haven and see that everything is fine.

You´re such a drama queen and a kitty
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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yeah -- sum up please, and that above was very nice post BTW
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Don´t feel so bad Kevin.

It´s not like we ever took you seriously.

If the fate of the U.S. lay in your hands, then I´m Aunt Jemima.

Bu Bye.
Mister Obvious
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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FINE!

Don´t answer me!

BE THAT WAY!

Meanie!

I followed you for months as your faithful #1 fan and admirer!

And you go and say, "I chose poorly the one I bantered with the most on my gift to GLP land, for they were not, nor ever serious about the evidence and impending doom!"

What´s up with that?

MEN!

They´re all the same.

l33t
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Quote: "He who laughs last thinks slowest!"
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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I like your cat.
AA
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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lmao MO! Back in the closet. 5awhip
Chance
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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bye, Kevin!


smile_kiss










militia




edit: :bonghit:
Quetzalcoatl
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Unworthy of membership on GLP?????1rof1



How low can you go in self depreciation?????? First you are a messiah, and now a lowly microbe not worthy of GLP?? I would say more on the psychology of this, but bottom line is you are more worthy than **most** if there even *is* such a distinction, and even if there is would you want it?

Why would someone not take a cat seriously?

lol flower

Quetz
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Let your perception of ´failure´ be the first step in redemption. Teowanaki was never so entertainingly presented.

Start a new thread; audacious and undaunted,
cat-man Kevin LB.

peace
Mister Obvious
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Gladly, AA!

And to think I spent 200 hours of my life on Kevin´s thread just so he could forsake me in the end!!!

And on top of that, he´s going to leave without apologizing for BREAKING MY HEART!!!

yeahsure
Kevin L B
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Thank you all for your support, but Kevin is the one in error here, I failed you on every level possible and can´t imagine a senario where I could redeem myself and draw attention to the impending doom...

If I would have succeeded, people here would either be building safehavens, or preparing to take someone elses!

I take full 100% total responsiblity for my failures and will answer to my creator for wasting the talents bestowed to me...
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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On second thought Kevin, you have FAILED us, you are not worthy, so please leave.

Oh, you can come back for Kwanza. It starts on Dec 26th.
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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Bye Bye retard hi
AA
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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MO you are always welcome in my closet. Even if you leave me for another GLP internet man.
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12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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?????taking my own personal inventory ??????


Was this whole thing alcohol induced....isn´t that one of the 12 steps????


And the audience here at GLP loved it.

I think Dean Martin and Jackie Gleason were drunk when they performed best



cheers
zangtang
12/08/2005 10:20 AM
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hey! - SHITHEAD!

Congratulations on puffing your thread to 200 pages - even if you did post two thirds of it yourself!!!

Everybody loves you really kevin - you make us feel better about ourselves........

djer know wot i mean??????





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