Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!

WTF?? You took a crap somewhere away from home?

You're not supposed to move in for an extended stay, man...

the part about the putrid smelling shit water splashing your ass is fucking disgusting.

jussayin lol

Courtesy Flushes kick ass!

You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come.

You sank my battleshit!

I dunno why, but that made me laugh hard enough to startle my cat.

Agreed, OP.

almost as bad as those poofy Beudea's... who wants a squirt of water up their ring.........?

hmmm maybe the toilet was trying to tell you something lol

It wasn't funny at the time. I'm blind as a bat without them.

I cover up the sensors with a piece of TP before beginning my business to halt such unpleasant encounters.

No, I'm sure it wasn't. I'm blind without mine.

I found the "similar to an aircraft" funny. Definitely not the "losing the glasses [in a foreign country no less]" part!

Arrr they just retrofitted the commode in my office with one of those damn things.

So stupid.

How does it 'save' water if you manually have to flush it 2 extra times because the auto flusher doesn't allow enough water to actually clear the bowl?

Plus when the seat is 'up' the damn sensor is blocked so again the auto flusher doesn't work when a dude takes a standing piss.

So effin retarded.

Shit like this is what turns people 'against' so called environmentalism, when there's plenty of things that everyone could otherwise agree on in terms of being responsible with resources.

Thanks!

I could've used that tidbit of advice about an hour ago

Now I feel dirty. Picture the shower scene from the movie "The Crying Game". Yeah, that's how dirty I feel. Yuck.

Thanks for explaining . I'm not really that sensitive - we thought it was piss funny after they were fished out, back on my nose, and smelling like shit. It was my own stupid thought, I was flushing the toilet because I fascinated by the suction.

Excuse the puns.

There may be a conspiracy hiding in this. Water reduction?

if they really did suck i'd have to pee on bushes the line would be so long getting into the bathroom...

I couldn't help but laff when I saw your nic in this thread......... just sayin'..........

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hope you know who that is

Sorry, what's a gunt again? Is that she-male speak?

Not at a public toilet! Do that shit at home!

That's because American fatasses have giant bowel movements.

After eating MRE's for two weeks I was bound up pretty good. On St. Patty's day at this bar in Cairns, Australia, they had $3 pitchers of Guinness.

I ended up shacking up with this English backpacker for the night, and in the morning, I had to use the facilities.

It was like a 60mm mortar round got lodged in a rabbit hole That thing wouldn't budge, and I couldn't find a plunger.

I was so embarrassed that I high-tailed it outta there before she woke up

Last Edited by General Troll, US Shillitary on 08/18/2011 10:22 PM

I was at the gym at 9.30 this morning, while you were probably searching the internet for stupid images. Win for me.

Left a floater huh OP?

It's the AC .

Last Edited by Aunty Flo on 08/18/2011 10:30 PM

We affectionately refer to that as a "FUPA" or "Fat Upper Pu**y Area".

Whatever. Freak.