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Anonymous Coward User ID: 475553 United States 08/18/2011 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was doing my thing and the toilet flushed on me several times splashing my arse. Quoting: General Troll, US ShillitaryTo add insult to injury, the lights were automatic as well and shut off on me before I was finished. Some things shouldn't be automated or computerized. The "iToilet" will be next... :toilet: :wth: WTF?? You took a crap somewhere away from home? |
Sandi_T User ID: 1301649 United States 08/18/2011 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're not supposed to move in for an extended stay, man... No more requests in the "Strangest things" thread please. :hf: Past Lives requests thread: Thread: That Which Once Was: Past Lives |
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General Troll, US Shillitary (OP) User ID: 1021880 United States 08/18/2011 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Courtesy Flushes kick ass! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510473You sank my battleshit! "What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." |
Sandi_T User ID: 1301649 United States 08/18/2011 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come. Quoting: Aunty FloI dunno why, but that made me laugh hard enough to startle my cat. No more requests in the "Strangest things" thread please. :hf: Past Lives requests thread: Thread: That Which Once Was: Past Lives |
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citizenperth User ID: 1496400 Australia 08/18/2011 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | almost as bad as those poofy Beudea's... who wants a squirt of water up their ring.........? It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1510242 Australia 08/18/2011 09:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come. Quoting: Aunty FloI dunno why, but that made me laugh hard enough to startle my cat. It wasn't funny at the time. I'm blind as a bat without them. |
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Sandi_T User ID: 1301649 United States 08/18/2011 10:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come. Quoting: Aunty FloI dunno why, but that made me laugh hard enough to startle my cat. It wasn't funny at the time. I'm blind as a bat without them. No, I'm sure it wasn't. I'm blind without mine. I found the "similar to an aircraft" funny. Definitely not the "losing the glasses [in a foreign country no less]" part! No more requests in the "Strangest things" thread please. :hf: Past Lives requests thread: Thread: That Which Once Was: Past Lives |
r3VOLutionary User ID: 546778 United States 08/18/2011 10:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So stupid. How does it 'save' water if you manually have to flush it 2 extra times because the auto flusher doesn't allow enough water to actually clear the bowl? Plus when the seat is 'up' the damn sensor is blocked so again the auto flusher doesn't work when a dude takes a standing piss. So effin retarded. Shit like this is what turns people 'against' so called environmentalism, when there's plenty of things that everyone could otherwise agree on in terms of being responsible with resources. |
General Troll, US Shillitary (OP) User ID: 1021880 United States 08/18/2011 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I cover up the sensors with a piece of TP before beginning my business to halt such unpleasant encounters. Quoting: Cult of PersonalityThanks! I could've used that tidbit of advice about an hour ago Now I feel dirty. Picture the shower scene from the movie "The Crying Game". Yeah, that's how dirty I feel. Yuck. "What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1510242 Australia 08/18/2011 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come. Quoting: Aunty FloI dunno why, but that made me laugh hard enough to startle my cat. It wasn't funny at the time. I'm blind as a bat without them. No, I'm sure it wasn't. I'm blind without mine. I found the "similar to an aircraft" funny. Definitely not the "losing the glasses [in a foreign country no less]" part! Thanks for explaining . I'm not really that sensitive - we thought it was piss funny after they were fished out, back on my nose, and smelling like shit. It was my own stupid thought, I was flushing the toilet because I fascinated by the suction. Excuse the puns. |
General Troll, US Shillitary (OP) User ID: 1021880 United States 08/18/2011 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Arrr they just retrofitted the commode in my office with one of those damn things. Quoting: r3VOLutionarySo stupid. How does it 'save' water if you manually have to flush it 2 extra times because the auto flusher doesn't allow enough water to actually clear the bowl? Plus when the seat is 'up' the damn sensor is blocked so again the auto flusher doesn't work when a dude takes a standing piss. So effin retarded. Shit like this is what turns people 'against' so called environmentalism, when there's plenty of things that everyone could otherwise agree on in terms of being responsible with resources. There may be a conspiracy hiding in this. Water reduction? "What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." |
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citizenperth User ID: 1496400 Australia 08/18/2011 10:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come. Quoting: Aunty FloI dunno why, but that made me laugh hard enough to startle my cat. It wasn't funny at the time. I'm blind as a bat without them. I couldn't help but laff when I saw your nic in this thread......... just sayin'.......... It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1510242 Australia 08/18/2011 10:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come. Quoting: Aunty FloI dunno why, but that made me laugh hard enough to startle my cat. It wasn't funny at the time. I'm blind as a bat without them. the REAL AuntyFlo. [link to media.photobucket.com] you're HAWT The real anonymous coward 1510161 [link to media.photobucket.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1510242 Australia 08/18/2011 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Aunty FloIt wasn't funny at the time. I'm blind as a bat without them. the REAL AuntyFlo. [link to media.photobucket.com] you're HAWT The real anonymous coward 1510161 [link to media.photobucket.com] hahahahaha. Fuck you at least I can see my dick without lifting my gunt, unlike yourself lol Sorry, what's a gunt again? Is that she-male speak? |
Sandi_T User ID: 1301649 United States 08/18/2011 10:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're not supposed to move in for an extended stay, man... Quoting: Sandi_TNEIN! Some folks allow the bowels to move the product by themselves...know what I'm saying? Not at a public toilet! Do that shit at home! No more requests in the "Strangest things" thread please. :hf: Past Lives requests thread: Thread: That Which Once Was: Past Lives |
General Troll, US Shillitary (OP) User ID: 1021880 United States 08/18/2011 10:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come. Quoting: Aunty FloThat's because American fatasses have giant bowel movements. After eating MRE's for two weeks I was bound up pretty good. On St. Patty's day at this bar in Cairns, Australia, they had $3 pitchers of Guinness. I ended up shacking up with this English backpacker for the night, and in the morning, I had to use the facilities. It was like a 60mm mortar round got lodged in a rabbit hole That thing wouldn't budge, and I couldn't find a plunger. I was so embarrassed that I high-tailed it outta there before she woke up Last Edited by General Troll, US Shillitary on 08/18/2011 10:22 PM "What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1510242 Australia 08/18/2011 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510161 I was at the gym at 9.30 this morning, while you were probably searching the internet for stupid images. Win for me. |
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General Troll, US Shillitary (OP) User ID: 1021880 United States 08/18/2011 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510161hahahahaha. Fuck you at least I can see my dick without lifting my gunt, unlike yourself lol Sorry, what's a gunt again? Is that she-male speak? you and your gunt [link to media.photobucket.com] The original question was valid! A gunt is a woman who's "cunt" has been taken over by her gut. Basically it's a 2 foot cameltoe. If you have a dick...it is not possible to have a gunt. We affectionately refer to that as a "FUPA" or "Fat Upper Pu**y Area". "What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1510242 Australia 08/18/2011 10:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510161 I was at the gym at 9.30 this morning, while you were probably searching the internet for stupid images. Win for me. [link to www.gymfails.com] keep up the good work fatso. only 60 kilo to go Whatever. Freak. |