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Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!

 
General Troll, US Shillitary
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Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
I was doing my thing and the toilet flushed on me several times splashing my arse.

To add insult to injury, the lights were automatic as well and shut off on me before I was finished.

Some things shouldn't be automated or computerized.

The "iToilet" will be next...

:toilet: wth
"What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
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vomit

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08/18/2011 09:38 PM
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
I was doing my thing and the toilet flushed on me several times splashing my arse.

To add insult to injury, the lights were automatic as well and shut off on me before I was finished.

Some things shouldn't be automated or computerized.

The "iToilet" will be next...

:toilet: :wth:
 Quoting: General Troll, US Shillitary


WTF?? You took a crap somewhere away from home?

lol
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08/18/2011 09:39 PM
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You're not supposed to move in for an extended stay, man...

damned
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08/18/2011 09:41 PM
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
the part about the putrid smelling shit water splashing your ass is fucking disgusting.

jussayin lol
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08/18/2011 09:43 PM
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
Courtesy Flushes kick ass!
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08/18/2011 09:45 PM
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come.
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08/18/2011 09:46 PM
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
Courtesy Flushes kick ass!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510473


You sank my battleshit! lol


"What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
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08/18/2011 09:48 PM
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You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I dunno why, but that made me laugh hard enough to startle my cat.
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08/18/2011 09:51 PM
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
Agreed, OP.
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08/18/2011 09:51 PM
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
almost as bad as those poofy Beudea's... who wants a squirt of water up their ring.........?
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08/18/2011 09:57 PM
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
hmmm maybe the toilet was trying to tell you something lol
Sure. Porn makes total sense. You want to go rob a couple houses so we can smoke some porn?
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I dunno why, but that made me laugh hard enough to startle my cat.
 Quoting: Sandi_T


It wasn't funny at the time. I'm blind as a bat without them.
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08/18/2011 09:58 PM
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
I cover up the sensors with a piece of TP before beginning my business to halt such unpleasant encounters.
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I dunno why, but that made me laugh hard enough to startle my cat.
 Quoting: Sandi_T


It wasn't funny at the time. I'm blind as a bat without them.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


No, I'm sure it wasn't. I'm blind without mine.

I found the "similar to an aircraft" funny. Definitely not the "losing the glasses [in a foreign country no less]" part!
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08/18/2011 10:03 PM
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
Arrr they just retrofitted the commode in my office with one of those damn things.

So stupid.

How does it 'save' water if you manually have to flush it 2 extra times because the auto flusher doesn't allow enough water to actually clear the bowl?

Plus when the seat is 'up' the damn sensor is blocked so again the auto flusher doesn't work when a dude takes a standing piss.

So effin retarded.

Shit like this is what turns people 'against' so called environmentalism, when there's plenty of things that everyone could otherwise agree on in terms of being responsible with resources.
General Troll, US Shillitary  (OP)

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08/18/2011 10:05 PM
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
I cover up the sensors with a piece of TP before beginning my business to halt such unpleasant encounters.
 Quoting: Cult of Personality


Thanks! joker

I could've used that tidbit of advice about an hour ago lmao

Now I feel dirty. Picture the shower scene from the movie "The Crying Game". Yeah, that's how dirty I feel. Yuck.
"What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I dunno why, but that made me laugh hard enough to startle my cat.
 Quoting: Sandi_T


It wasn't funny at the time. I'm blind as a bat without them.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


No, I'm sure it wasn't. I'm blind without mine.

I found the "similar to an aircraft" funny. Definitely not the "losing the glasses [in a foreign country no less]" part!
 Quoting: Sandi_T


Thanks for explaining hf. I'm not really that sensitive - we thought it was piss funny after they were fished out, back on my nose, and smelling like shit. It was my own stupid thought, I was flushing the toilet because I fascinated by the suction.

Excuse the puns.
General Troll, US Shillitary  (OP)

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08/18/2011 10:06 PM
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
Arrr they just retrofitted the commode in my office with one of those damn things.

So stupid.

How does it 'save' water if you manually have to flush it 2 extra times because the auto flusher doesn't allow enough water to actually clear the bowl?

Plus when the seat is 'up' the damn sensor is blocked so again the auto flusher doesn't work when a dude takes a standing piss.

So effin retarded.

Shit like this is what turns people 'against' so called environmentalism, when there's plenty of things that everyone could otherwise agree on in terms of being responsible with resources.
 Quoting: r3VOLutionary


There may be a conspiracy hiding in this. Water reduction?
"What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
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if they really did suck i'd have to pee on bushes the line would be so long getting into the bathroom...
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I dunno why, but that made me laugh hard enough to startle my cat.
 Quoting: Sandi_T


It wasn't funny at the time. I'm blind as a bat without them.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I couldn't help but laff when I saw your nic in this thread......... just sayin'..........
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I dunno why, but that made me laugh hard enough to startle my cat.
 Quoting: Sandi_T


It wasn't funny at the time. I'm blind as a bat without them.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


the REAL AuntyFlo.

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you're HAWT
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The real anonymous coward 1510161

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08/18/2011 10:10 PM
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+karma for tom delonge gif.


hope you know who that is
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08/18/2011 10:15 PM
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It wasn't funny at the time. I'm blind as a bat without them.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


the REAL AuntyFlo.

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you're HAWT
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The real anonymous coward 1510161

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 Quoting: Aunty Flo




hahahahaha.

Fuck you


at least I can see my dick without lifting my gunt, unlike yourself lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510161


Sorry, what's a gunt again? Is that she-male speak?
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08/18/2011 10:18 PM
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
You're not supposed to move in for an extended stay, man...

damned
 Quoting: Sandi_T


NEIN! Some folks allow the bowels to move the product by themselves...know what I'm saying?
 Quoting: Chip


Not at a public toilet! Do that shit at home!

shitstream
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General Troll, US Shillitary  (OP)

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08/18/2011 10:21 PM
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Re: Public toilets that automatically flush SUCK!
You guys have a massive suction happening when you flush, similar to an aircraft. When I was in the US, I accidently dropped my glasses in there and they were sucked to kingdom come.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


That's because American fatasses have giant bowel movements. lmao

After eating MRE's for two weeks I was bound up pretty good. On St. Patty's day at this bar in Cairns, Australia, they had $3 pitchers of Guinness.

I ended up shacking up with this English backpacker for the night, and in the morning, I had to use the facilities.

It was like a 60mm mortar round got lodged in a rabbit hole lmao That thing wouldn't budge, and I couldn't find a plunger.

I was so embarrassed that I high-tailed it outta there before she woke up runaway

Last Edited by General Troll, US Shillitary on 08/18/2011 10:22 PM
"What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510161


I was at the gym at 9.30 this morning, while you were probably searching the internet for stupid images. Win for me.
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08/18/2011 10:23 PM
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Left a floater huh OP?
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08/18/2011 10:26 PM
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+karma for tom delonge gif.


hope you know who that is
 Quoting: thinK.


It's the AC raspberry.
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hahahahaha.

Fuck you


at least I can see my dick without lifting my gunt, unlike yourself lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510161


Sorry, what's a gunt again? Is that she-male speak?
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


you and your gunt
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510161


The original question was valid! A gunt is a woman who's "cunt" has been taken over by her gut. Basically it's a 2 foot cameltoe. If you have a dick...it is not possible to have a gunt.
 Quoting: Chip


We affectionately refer to that as a "FUPA" or "Fat Upper Pu**y Area".
"What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510161


I was at the gym at 9.30 this morning, while you were probably searching the internet for stupid images. Win for me.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


[link to www.gymfails.com]

keep up the good work fatso. only 60 kilo to go lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510161



Whatever. Freak.





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