All you people do on GLP is complain and complain. You look so miserable always looking for doom. There is no doom and its never coming so you can all just go back to enjoying life. There are no conspiracies your just delusional. Its a wonderful society we have, dont waste it!

The movies are a great way to relax. Just sit down at the tube and watch as the good guys take the bad guys out. How inspiring it is to watch the hero take a stand against evil. Hollywood even gives you deep insights to think about if you are smart enough to catch them. How wonderful.

You gotta love the music industry. There is nothing better than listening to a steady beat and smooth words while intoxicated. It makes you feel powerful and mighty. Thats fucking coool. If you like to make music and you are fairly skilled you can even become famous! Badass.

There is a lot of evil in the world. People going hungry and suffering in poverty and all that crap. So its a good thing we have our charity organizations to send our money to the poor SOBs. I heard there's a good one called Aqua For Life. Water is important. It comes second only to air. Of course nobody is required to help each other out but some people just need to make sure they are doing all they can to live the way Jesus would be proud of.

Education is important. It's a good thing our children are required to undergo forced learning. Sure its forced I get it. Its for their own good though. If children had their way they wouldn't learn a damn thing. They might even start thinking about bad things like...well... bad things. They sure as hell would not learn math and chemistry on their own accord so we need to be there to make them.

We the American people have the most fair and clean government system in the world. This is actually true. Sure it has evolved since it was established 300 years ago but change is good always. Its not like its a tyrannical one party system or something like that. We get Democrats and Republicans and if they ever mess up we always vote Independent or something else. We actually get too choose our leaders to do the dirty work that nobody else wants to do. I praise Obama for taking up the most difficult position in the world.

You gotta love those credit cards. People suck and they are gonna be irresponsible and put themselves in debt. Those of us who are responsible though realize how great money is. You can carry around all of this wealth that weighs almost nothing. For those of us who are smart enough to become merchants its a miracle. Its all digital now and weighs like nothing. The money makers are even Jesus believers. The proof is on the money where it says "In God We Trust".

All of these things are physical things anyways that have little value. The most important thing to remember is that all we have to do to get to the heaven forever is to believe in Jesus. Enough said. You better believe it fucker or your going to hell. You see... God loves us so much he wanted everyone in heaven so he made it easy. He knew people would sin anyways so he made sin a non factor.

Its a great life. Its so free and wonderful. I love going with my friends to the movies drug free. Video games are awesome, you old people need to do that more. My dream is to get a college degree and discover something important in medicine. I want to cure all forms of influenza forever. Its all good, its wonderful, incredible, God loves us.