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GLP IN A NUTSHELL FOR NEWBIES...look NO further than this thread..it covers it all.
Considering the dire times we live in..and the fact that the general consesus is that times running out I thought I would write an OFFICIAL welcome letter for all GLP/CONSPIRACY VIRGINS/NEWELY AWAKENED SHEEP/CURIOUS BROWSERS/STUMBLE UPPONNERS.

I will educate you as fast as possible of all the FACTS/FABLES/WEIRD SHIT/UTTER CRAP and so one that flows here like shit through the U-bend on a daily basis..

JUST so you can be up to speed on how DOOMED/READY TO ASCEND/INSANE/APPROCHING ENLIGHENMENT/UTTERLY ROOTED/FUCKED BEYOND MEASURE/FUBAR we really are...

Depending on which... DRUG/GURU/SEER/PROPHET/PROHETESS/CHANNELLER/CONTACTEE/ALIEN REPTOID/NUT WITH WEIRD CALENDAR/OR UTTER FUCKWIT you feel

...LED/COERCED/FRIGHTENED INTO BELIEVING/WORSHIPPING....ect

Very soon many people are going to DIE/VANISH/ASCEND/ in a WAR/RAPRTURE/ENLIGHTENMENT/MEGA NATURAL DISASTER that will be brought about by TPTB/GOD/GALACTIC FEDERATION/ANNUNAKI/REPTILLIANS/DEMONS/
ASCENDED BEINGS/ALIENS/GIGANTIC FUCKING PLANET/WEIRD CHARGED UP COMET
..ect

This grand event which the whole world has been DREADING/PRAYING FOR/FORESEEING/ENGINEERING will come about and RENEW/DESTROY/TRANSFORM/RESCUE/WIPE OUT/TRANSCEND/LAY WASTE the earth in which the inhabitants will DIE/ASCEND/REACH ENLIGHTENMENT/BE BEHEADDED OR TAKE A MARK

After this has taken place the remaining inhabitants of the earth will be DYING OUT/LIVING IN PEACE/FIGHTING TO SURVIVE/COMMUNICATING WITH THEIR MINDS/TRAVELLING TO THE STARS ON UFO'S/ADDING TO THE FOSSIL RECORD ect.

Is that all clear??

I think it sums up everything you will ever learn here more or less.

So just read this post only..ACCEPT/BELIEVE/BECOME COMVINCED/AQUISE TO this post and save yourself YEARS of wasted time..keep it to yourself..and go and live a life while you still HAVE one...instead of wasting it all here at GLP learning what you NOW already KNOW.
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FOR THE NEWBIES!
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1rof1 Nice!

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clappa
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'it is not the duty of the police to protect you. their job is to protect THE CORPORATION and arrest code breakers.'

(sapp vs tallahassee)
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Oh and its Moran, not Moron...

and get a Brian instead of Brain.


Oh, and don't forget to give New Jerusalem Russ a downgrade on Karma on your way out.

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FOR THE NEWBIES!
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5***** and pin2 for the noobs~~5a

hmmm i guess i'm still considered a noob. :fyeah:
'it is not the duty of the police to protect you. their job is to protect THE CORPORATION and arrest code breakers.'

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Clever!

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'it is not the duty of the police to protect you. their job is to protect THE CORPORATION and arrest code breakers.'

(sapp vs tallahassee)
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very clever!

Considering the dire times we live in..and the fact that the general consesus is that times running out I thought I would write an OFFICIAL welcome letter for all GLP/CONSPIRACY VIRGINS/NEWELY AWAKENED SHEEP/CURIOUS BROWSERS/STUMBLE UPPONNERS.

I will educate you as fast as possible of all the FACTS/FABLES/WEIRD SHIT/UTTER CRAP and so one that flows here like shit through the U-bend on a daily basis..

JUST so you can be up to speed on how DOOMED/READY TO ASCEND/INSANE/APPROCHING ENLIGHENMENT/UTTERLY ROOTED/FUCKED BEYOND MEASURE/FUBAR we really are...

Depending on which... DRUG/GURU/SEER/PROPHET/PROHETESS/CHANNELLER/CONTACTEE/ALIEN REPTOID/NUT WITH WEIRD CALENDAR/OR UTTER FUCKWIT you feel

...LED/COERCED/FRIGHTENED INTO BELIEVING/WORSHIPPING....ect

Very soon many people are going to DIE/VANISH/ASCEND/ in a WAR/RAPRTURE/ENLIGHTENMENT/MEGA NATURAL DISASTER that will be brought about by TPTB/GOD/GALACTIC FEDERATION/ANNUNAKI/REPTILLIANS/DEMONS/
ASCENDED BEINGS/ALIENS/GIGANTIC FUCKING PLANET/WEIRD CHARGED UP COMET
..ect

This grand event which the whole world has been DREADING/PRAYING FOR/FORESEEING/ENGINEERING will come about and RENEW/DESTROY/TRANSFORM/RESCUE/WIPE OUT/TRANSCEND/LAY WASTE the earth in which the inhabitants will DIE/ASCEND/REACH ENLIGHTENMENT/BE BEHEADDED OR TAKE A MARK

After this has taken place the remaining inhabitants of the earth will be DYING OUT/LIVING IN PEACE/FIGHTING TO SURVIVE/COMMUNICATING WITH THEIR MINDS/TRAVELLING TO THE STARS ON UFO'S/ADDING TO THE FOSSIL RECORD ect.

Is that all clear??

I think it sums up everything you will ever learn here more or less.

So just read this post only..ACCEPT/BELIEVE/BECOME COMVINCED/AQUISE TO this post and save yourself YEARS of wasted time..keep it to yourself..and go and live a life while you still HAVE one...instead of wasting it all here at GLP learning what you NOW already KNOW.
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NIPE THIS PSHITE!!!
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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery - Bob Marley
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And some of us are just here to talk it out in our own heads with like minded peeps. I avoid the doom here, but love the humor and sharing my more outlandish theories, it's how we learn and grow. Take a penny, leave a penny. But I gotta say, love the raw humor.
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excellent synopsis

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MY GOD FELLOW GLPER YOU HAVE DONE IT!!! clappa clappa and CLAPPA FOR ALL!
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Those Aussie AC's never fail.

Aww. Fuck.

Now I see GLP in a different light.

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My uncle had warned me that today I shall see an Australian AC's GLP bashing thread here. He told me not to fall for it becuz he is the 'False Prophet' or the 'AntiChrist' !

He also told me that Doom is IMMINENT and to move to an underground bunker in Antarctica, if I can.
He told me to round up my post with the following:

blahblah tool agumball
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very rare to you get a thread with 14 or 15 five stars and no pin.

you knows thats just about more ratings by people than have replied (at the time of writing)
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very rare to you get a thread with 14 or 15 five stars and no pin.

you knows thats just about more ratings by people than have replied (at the time of writing)
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And I wrote the fucking thread too.

Have dynamic IP so I dont show us as OP at the moment.

I used to be known as "THE DOOM" but now just an AC.

JimBomb took my old AV and trin cancelled my old account when the changes were made to the site.

Never bothered to re register.

Fuck all anyways..we are ALL SO DOOOOMED!


5a
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08/23/2011 09:48 PM
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You forgot it's all Obama's fault.
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08/23/2011 09:51 PM
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You forgot it's all Obama's fault.
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thats a point - where does it fit in on the synopis (fault base) AC op in Australia (who is lurking watching this thread)
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I'm an uncle that knows nothing....smile
Never mention the T institute...
The stormfront crowd comes and goes...

Guess that's all the advice i can give...
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Oh and its Moran, not Moron...

and get a Brian instead of Brain.


Oh, and don't forget to give New Jerusalem Russ a downgrade on Karma on your way out.
 Quoting: FatalW1shes


You forgot martial law is marshall law! moran
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Considering the dire times we live in..and the fact that the general consesus is that times running out I thought I would write an OFFICIAL welcome letter for all GLP/CONSPIRACY VIRGINS/NEWELY AWAKENED SHEEP/CURIOUS BROWSERS/STUMBLE UPPONNERS.

I will educate you as fast as possible of all the FACTS/FABLES/WEIRD SHIT/UTTER CRAP and so one that flows here like shit through the U-bend on a daily basis..

JUST so you can be up to speed on how DOOMED/READY TO ASCEND/INSANE/APPROCHING ENLIGHENMENT/UTTERLY ROOTED/FUCKED BEYOND MEASURE/FUBAR we really are...

Depending on which... DRUG/GURU/SEER/PROPHET/PROHETESS/CHANNELLER/CONTACTEE/ALIEN REPTOID/NUT WITH WEIRD CALENDAR/OR UTTER FUCKWIT you feel

...LED/COERCED/FRIGHTENED INTO BELIEVING/WORSHIPPING....ect

Very soon many people are going to DIE/VANISH/ASCEND/ in a WAR/RAPRTURE/ENLIGHTENMENT/MEGA NATURAL DISASTER that will be brought about by TPTB/GOD/GALACTIC FEDERATION/ANNUNAKI/REPTILLIANS/DEMONS/
ASCENDED BEINGS/ALIENS/GIGANTIC FUCKING PLANET/WEIRD CHARGED UP COMET
..ect

This grand event which the whole world has been DREADING/PRAYING FOR/FORESEEING/ENGINEERING will come about and RENEW/DESTROY/TRANSFORM/RESCUE/WIPE OUT/TRANSCEND/LAY WASTE the earth in which the inhabitants will DIE/ASCEND/REACH ENLIGHTENMENT/BE BEHEADDED OR TAKE A MARK

After this has taken place the remaining inhabitants of the earth will be DYING OUT/LIVING IN PEACE/FIGHTING TO SURVIVE/COMMUNICATING WITH THEIR MINDS/TRAVELLING TO THE STARS ON UFO'S/ADDING TO THE FOSSIL RECORD ect.

Is that all clear??

I think it sums up everything you will ever learn here more or less.

So just read this post only..ACCEPT/BELIEVE/BECOME COMVINCED/AQUISE TO this post and save yourself YEARS of wasted time..keep it to yourself..and go and live a life while you still HAVE one...instead of wasting it all here at GLP learning what you NOW already KNOW.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1515853


moshpit

oh..and SHILL!!!!!

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bravo!
+5
Sure. Porn makes total sense. You want to go rob a couple houses so we can smoke some porn?
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Love it!
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And I wrote the fucking thread too.

Have dynamic IP so I dont show us as OP at the moment.

I used to be known as "THE DOOM" but now just an AC.

JimBomb took my old AV and trin cancelled my old account when the changes were made to the site.

Never bothered to re register.

Fuck all anyways..we are ALL SO DOOOOMED!

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hi hello to THE DOOM

worshipkoolaid
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It's funny 'cause it's true!
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It's funny 'cause it's true!
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we are making fun of ourselves, amusing.

something like 20 or more 5 stars, no pin, and only 27 replies.
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And I wrote the fucking thread too.

Have dynamic IP so I dont show us as OP at the moment.

I used to be known as "THE DOOM" but now just an AC.

JimBomb took my old AV and trin cancelled my old account when the changes were made to the site.

Never bothered to re register.

Fuck all anyways..we are ALL SO DOOOOMED!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1517679


hi hello to THE DOOM

worshipkoolaid
 Quoting: Vision Thing


Ive been toying with the idea if re registering...but whats the point??

We will all be dead soon.

All our GLP dreams will finally come true.
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