I've decided I like you guys :D

blowjobs are over rated. unless you are one of the few that actually know how to do it. i think i had like one girlfriend that had the method down to a science. the rest were just plain annoying. heres a TIP. its all in the tip. and all that deep throat gagging shit they push in porn is for show.

fuck earthquakes

EXACTLY. if your doing it right it shouldnt be soft enough to go down your throat. The tip is the most sensitive area. My personal faorite area to tease is the part on the bottom side where the shaft meets the head

in all honesty i would rather go down on a chick then have her go down on me. its much more entertaining.

Hmmm. Apparently you have to be careful with first impressions with regards to noobs.

I think you should read more around the site and... talk less.

Just... until you realize where the fuck you are.

but i guess i am one of the few who actually know how to go down on a chick.:)only ever had one girl not get off. you cant win em all.

Maybe this isnt the place for me?

Yeah, just getting a BJ without knocking heels to jesus is like climbing halfway up a mountain and not getting to the top to enjoy the view, just a little disappointing

coincidentally anyone ever seen the show about women who were incapable of reaching orgasm? cant remember the name but it was a very depressing show.

Oral sex appreciation thread. Genius. I'll have me some of that.

mister obvious why the hell you gotta ruin the fun but out.
as for how many. at a guess i would say around 50. which is very modest for a guy.

Only an hour, my wife threatens to make me sleep on the couch after 3, which I really don't care because I just take the laptop with me, haha

yes the electronic orgasm thing!! that was sad but it was cool that the one woman finally got her first orgasm at like 50 years old. and her and her husband had tears of joy that was awesome!

take my word for it,
this will lead to divorce
if you do not seek therapy.

if u take away ur wife's
quality time with you,
she will seek it elsewhere.

put a timer on ur laptop,
when ur time runs out,
the rest is hers or else
she will get what she wants
in court. ur wallet.

2 guys huh that is pretty cool its good that you talk so openly about it as well usually girls that are "not slutty" wont even think about sucking a dick. much less talking about with strangers lol.

All of the doom happened earlier today- then got lost in the back pages.

Knocking heels to jesus?

Hmm I've really grown to love my mans 8inches of it. Sexual pleasure is not a gross thing. Nothing to be ashamed of. I like giving pleasure.