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Message Subject If anyone is evacuating from NC coast ahead of Hurricane Irene, you are welcome to stay on my farm in Western NC!
Poster Handle Bob
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how nice of you!
Just be careful of crazies out there though
 Quoting: LA-LA-LA

Yup exactly... people are not to be trusted. They will pretend to be your friend, don't believe them. Don't believe them.
 Quoting: ItMustEndSoon

UUmmmm... loosen up the tinfoil hat, my friend. Even I, the ever cynical Bob know that yer a bit extreme.

Here's the truth: People Want To Be Good.

The problem is, the world is a shitty-ass place. They get twisted around and then create reasons for being selfish. 'Karma', god-said, I have it comming, I have no choice, I need this, I deserve this, Blah Blah Blah.

I've found, time and time again, at least in small groups, all you have to do is take someone by the shoulder at the right time and say,

"I'm not good at allot of things, but I have developed one skill. I can see into a man's soul and see who's good and who's bad. (point) You. You are a good person. Ain't always done good things, but you are. For what it's worth, I believe in you. You are a good person. Now say it."

And badger them into saying they are a good person.

You see, people believe it when I say it, because everyone knows I'm such an ass. When happy Sunshine Rainbow Kitten tells people it, they blow it off.

The funny thing is, I ain't had to lie once.
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