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***OFFICIAL DOOM POETS' SOCIETY THREAD!!! Any topic as long as its DOOM***

 
Astrochik

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As for that poll...

Occasionally, but only after an initial toilet paper wipe or two...

buttflushpoopsfanfight
 Quoting: BeginAgain


you forgot:

shitstream
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Reminds me of a limerick...


Ah yes,

The projectile defecating emoticon,

is a most disturbing phenomenon.

How he conjures distaste,

with his bodily waste,

cannot be described with my lexicon.


Sorry, not Irene related. LOL
 Quoting: BeginAgain
you should give up the medical career and be a comedian...
 Quoting: Astrochik


sorry but I had to do it = I won't bring Kirk's dick over - you can if you like...hf
26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
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08/28/2011 09:28 PM
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My mind is filled with the thought of Doom.
I sit here, in front of a screen in my little Room.
Beckoning for the end to come and await for my doom to Bloom.
Astrochik

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08/28/2011 09:34 PM
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My mind is filled with the thought of Doom.
I sit here, in front of a screen in my little Room.
Beckoning for the end to come and await for my doom to Bloom.
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Doom is what we all came here for

let's see some blood, guts, and more gore

Or something precarious,

or even hilarious,

Like Obama being chased by a wild boar!
26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
Astrochik

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off topic but still I got a big laugh out of this!

Thread: Banned Lunchables Commericial from the 90s

It's a "rap" and that sort of qualifies it as "semi-quasi poetry"...maybe...

:eyes123:

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26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
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08/29/2011 12:25 PM
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The storm Irene is her name

A dreadfully horribly big cane

Travels up the coast

The northeast is toast!

It looks like the end of the game






PIN THIS THREAD!!!! Too funny.
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Hurricanes, earthquakes, flooding oh my!

We ask, are we're all gonna die?

They say Irene was a dud,

The earthquake, what?

The floods left few people in mud.

So, maybe it's nothing,

Or, maybe it's something,

and next we're all gonna die.
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According to my best deductions,

never believed in alien abductions,

nor did I suppose,

so much truth's unexposed,

"till I discovered Godlike Productions!!

 Quoting: BeginAgain

cruise omfg i know this is old, but wow this thread is HILARIOUS!!!
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